/mlb/ general: BROSHIP edition

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>not even watching the game
typical doyers fan

The reds are awful

Phillies apparently have a peanut butter and jellie burger

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looks like it's in between innings

>missed Ohtaniday because the game was at 10am and I work nights
Feels bad bros atleast we won

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MARTE

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They do actually. Some new craze going on in that city as of late. Had one of them outside Philly in Manayunk. Its pretty good if your in the mood

Doyers

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ballpark food is getting progressively more disgusting and absurd. it's also not a good bit that they make mccarthy -- who is obese -- and kruk -- who lost a lot of weight recently and has been heavy for most of his life -- participate in.

They also have Manco and Manco Pizza which is odd considering that's a South Jersey shore chain

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why would that be odd?

Had one and it was alright, still better than Pittsburgers

grim

Its odd since how it is made is meant for the salty sea air in terms of chemistry with the rest of the ingredient. Its vague, but it tastes alot better near the shoreline

It’s still early user
That said we did warn memenerfags that it was more likely they would regress since they won a bunch of close games last year and had a negative run differential

and knowing ballpark culture, it probably doesn't have that distinct taste and charged tripled than you would get in say Ocean City or Wildwood

Ohtani bros

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Yes

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Why do Asian qts pretend to like baseball

if the mariners tank this homestand I'd start thinking about it. they currently have multiple important players out though, wait to see what happens once they're back

idk good question

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>HBP by Mets
Against Nick? Why

Because he hits. Gotta make sure he never hits again according the Mest fans

yknow whats weird? im an Alaskan Native, Inuit. 74% and the rest white. out of technicality, i am Asian because Mongos migrated across the icecaps and p much got stuck there. and people confuse me for some type of Asian all the time. even chinks think im one of the and nips, flips, viets and koreans too. and all sorts of ppl think im cute, and that i look 17 when im about twice that age. does that make me an Asian qt?

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Redbros this is just pathetic. Votto needs to get off of this team. Literally no reason for him to stay other than "loyalty"

He's tough, can come back and doing that in one game losing by fucking 6 is petty. I'm gonna give Tejada the benefit of doubt and say he slipped

Because they like baseball players.

yeah he should go to one of the 29 teams begging to take on his contract

We'll pass.

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Was Dykstra the Schwarber of the 80s?

Iggy and Ohtani being bros is the best

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Shohei is Numero Uno

hhnnggg

"Put me in, coach!"

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many people are saying this

he's not saying coach. coaches don't make lineup or pinch hitting decisions in baseball. he's saying "put me in cold", as in he's ready to go without needing to warm up

mets podcast
youtube.com/channel/UCV_ffhGOB2t3c9ypWhH4lTg/videos

Everyone on the reds AAA team is saying this

the reds could use his hot bat right about now

Hoping the Rays buttfuck the mariners desu

>blue gays

Watching the Cleveland stream, do appreciate that the announcers call out bad ump calls against the away team.

yankees!

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reds have a lot of injuries

Bo robbed desu

Pretty good Vin Scully impression by Giants radio broadcaster

youtu.be/_sIMtyYNTgI

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batting average below 230 well below league average
barely winning record as a pitcher with atrocious ERA
ohtani is a overhyped fraud

let's get back to .500 guys

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this is the best baseball related impression ever
youtube.com/watch?v=G5SPPu5NB4w