fuck anyone who says he portrayed the character best.
>muh quips
This faggot jokes a few times in civil war and then NEVER again. His jokes arent even good. He never insults his opponents or targets their weaknesses and insecurities. Instead of making clever and witty comments or puns he just says whatever so he comes across as less of a smart ass and more of just an ass
>Tom is young
And? Toby was able to portray an 18/19 yo just fine despite being older. Garfield was the only one that was way too old playing a 16 yo at 28
>best suit
His suit had potential before they ruined it with those stupid black lines and tech markings all over the sides. Speaking of tech, who thought it was a good idea to give Peter an Iron Spider type suit in his first appearance? Fucking hell.
Fuck anyone who says he portrayed the character best
Dont forget that his swinging is gay and discusting, literally all the other movies and even ps4 game have better swing physic than """tom hollande"""" spiderman movies
MCU Spider-Man was the worst the moment they made him an Iron Man fanboy. Could have worked if he eventually 180d and realised Stark is a cunt but he ends up loving him more. He even beats up Captain fucking America no questions asked for Tonys sake
thats an issue with the genre as a whole, most cgi looks like shit. Maybe that why Holland has 2 swinging scenes in 5 movies
Unironically the best version of spidey.
>in civil war he can't remember what the snow planet Empire Strikes back is called
>in his first film he's going to make a Star Wars™ Death Star™ Lego™ set with his friend while in highschool
his character was insufferable. the self doubting teenager shit was unnecessary.
I never even fucking doubted myself as a teenager and i don't have superpowers.
There are quite a few inconsistencies between civil war and homecoming. My main issue was all the slapstick comedy. Peter was portrayed as skilled and competent and was able to take on
>Falcon and Winter Soldier at once
>Captain America and only lost due to his position under the bridge
>Giant Man, almost took him down himself
But in homecoming he is an utter fool for the sake of comedy.
>he cant web swing without falling over
>he cant tell who is a criminal and who isnt
>he cant stop a van despite stopping a car being why Tony finds him
>He cant webswing during the van chase or run on the roof
>He cant sling shot and had to sprint across the golf course
>vulture almosts drowns him effortlessly and he has to be saved by stark
>He cant fight the shocker and has Ned save him
He's going to continue playing the character.
the only explanation is that your average mcu fan is a faggot who loves boy cock
This. They really doubled down on the annoying teenage shit instead of letting it be a back drop for the main story. If the teenagers were actual characters like in the original trilogy then it would be excusable
Why would he care or want a super suit? He has so many super powers already, what a retarded arc to give him in homecoming
When will you faggots learn that this was intentional? After hearing about Empire Strikes Back in Civil War, he and Ned decide to check out Star Wars and become fans. Jesus Christ, it's not that hard.
Who thought it was a good idea to give him a suit that has a kill mode?
That's very possible, but it's literally headcanon.
only boomers don’t like Holland, they’re to far removed from adolescence to identity with the spirit of youth and curiosity
I just want Spider-MAN and not spider-KID.
Put him in college already FOR FUCKS SAKE. I'd settle for a fucking television show at this point.
It was quite good, and actually retained that same atmosphere of the Raimi films.
Truly in contention for the worst spider-man along with Miles
Video games can't be good because the medium itself is inheritely anti-art, sorry
You sound upset. Do we need to call your handler?
Even in older comics and the animated series he looked like a man despite being a teenager.
Man, the shill arrived late today.
When did he hear about ESB? He was the one who mentioned it and specifically mentioned the scene in Hoth so clearly he has seen it. Plus am I expected to believe he is a nerd but has never seen Star Wars ?
Tony apparently. Which is completely insane because Tony met Peter in a movie where Tony wants heroes to be put in check and have less power following the movie about him abusing his power and creating a killer machine with no regard for the consequences. So after all of this he hands a billion dollar killing suit to a literal child (who he thought was 13) that he SAW ON YOUTUBE! He then ditches the kid with the weapon and ignores him for months before lecturing him about responsibility
I hate when I hear how “youthful” Holland is in these films, maybe i can agree in civil war but in homecoming, IF and EG he comes across as a child. I only left high school a few years ago and no one acts anything like Holland, manure its a burger thing
You do realise he is going to continue playing spidey? Haha you cucks are the absolute worst I swear down.
Raimi Spider-Man movies
>ends with majestic swing through the city
Webb Spider-Man movies
>ends with majestic swing through the city
MCU Spider-Man movies
>ends with a cut-off swear word
Yeah I'm glad he's going back to Sony desu
>muh quips
Spiderman was always the quippy superhero though
i was a teenager less than 3 months ago, holland isn't bad but the writing for his character and the movies in general absolutely are.
>MCU Spider-Man movies
>>ends with a cut-off swear word
To be honest that was the only MCU joke to get a laugh out of me along with the "I was looking at... porn" one
He fucks QUEENS so he’s based
I hated how tech-y they made the Spider suit, especially given how powerful Peter already is.
I lost respect for him when he promoted homosexuality
He's relendlessly handsome so it's okay
It's amazing what science can do for black hair.
I would have enjoyed them more if the entire films werenr sort of comedies
you incels will never stop being butthurt that you can't get laid.
Raimi Films do it post 1 though. In 2 and 3 he's in college.
Yeah but MCU Spider-Man doesnt quip or make witty remarks he just makes noise and shouts, his humour is mostly slapstick yet masses seem to think he is the best portrayal ever
He does not quip in the MCU though. Spider-man is supposed to be an ass in costume. This version never says anything witty to the bad guys