/SG/ - SNEED GENERAL (STORE)

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show me its body

>This is my boyfriend, since we are having this dinner I took the opportunity to introduce him to you and mom
So said the teenager girl to her parents, besides the hobo looking guy

Sneed is a farmer
He's a seed companion
You can feed it everywhere
Lift your soil and loafers
Feed your mind and join us
You can feed it in the air

Oh, it's a passion
Oh, you can feed it, yeah
Oh, it's a passion
Oh Oh Oh

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SSSSSSSSSSMOKIN' General

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Chuck's Suck and Fuck

The shop used to be called "Chuck’s Feed and Seed" but that name of wasn’t very memorable and therefor neither was the store very successful. Chuck ended up having to sell the shop to Sneed. Sneed's name however, created an alliteration which made the shop a household name in rural Springfield. The shop still pays homage to the original owner, Chuck with the footnote (Formerly Chuck's) because the business venture was his original idea. Elaborating further, the joke plays fun at modern business by implying that a business can be made to succeed, or fail, based only on the name of the owner. In conclusion, the joke is regarding the fine line between branding/marketing and supply and demand.

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you ain't gonna grow nothin'

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hello yes I would like to purchase some feed and seed