Jesus fucking christ

Needs to grow out his luxurious hair quite a bit more for that part

Protagonist: Goose
Antagonist: Jake
Main side character: Joaquin Phoenix
Also starring: Aidan Gillen, Cillian Murphy,

Director: Mel Gibson

>no Paul Dano
Gay

love interest: JLaw

is he Jewish irl?

Partly ashkenazi

A beard actually makes Jake look younger

he btfos lookism fags hard. weird hairline, weird eyes, weird bone structure, still an 11/10 because his face is pure soul

lads, how do i get hair like this

>leave capeshit to me

Lookism is obsessed with an aggressive ideal: Hunter eyes, steel jaw, stern brow. They don't account for the guys with softer, friendly, but still male look.

Love interest: Emma Roberts/Stone

>not throwing Goggings in the mix to spice things up with a lil bit of good old healthy racism

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Well hello beautiful

r*ddit incarnate

>show some damned respect
for?
looks like i struck a nerve

i want Kurt Russell in this film

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looks like i struck faggot doubloons. look who's printed on the face, it's a picture of you, faggot.

Based

its the weight, not the beard.

>for?
Jake, you dense cunt. He’s an academy award winning actor and deserves respect.

Calm down, Jake.

>He’s an academy award winning actor and deserves respect.
should i do the same for jlaw?

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And also featuring: Eric Roberts, as himself, but only briefly

>Jake, you dense cunt. He’s an academy award winning actor
He fucking isn't.

and force jake to get skinny again, and everyone else too, for good measure

SHUT THE FUCK UP IM NOT JAKE
HE FUCKJNG SHOULD BE

what's "REFN" mean

It's okay, Jake. It's okay. Nobody even remembers Prince of Persia, buddy.

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He cursed Tom Holland.
Guess Tom didn't agree to fuck him

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Jake is a cute, a CUTE!!!
-straightactualgirlwhothinksjakeisaCUTE

how can his forehead be so fucking large bro's....

You will never pass.

If I were a gay guy (aka tranny) I'd be jizzing over some pedo lolis.

he's being too rough on him

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