*this happens

Sniff, lick, kiss, and suck, make sure i'm still holding onto them by the time the film ends so she can't just leave me

lick toes

start massaging them with nice kneading motions,
hold them tight when she starts squirming,
kiss them once i'm done, if she wants more she'll have to nudge my face gently,
after that I would lick them and suck her toes

Eeeehhhhwwwwww

this is the correct answer btw

stab myself in my hand than stab her in the foot, then I say welcome to the world of ****. He knew a life threatening disease from getting raped in the ass could make me feel so powerful.

Get behind that bitch and see how she likes it. We live in a society.

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tickle her feet
with my tongue

This is literally me

“Excuse me miss, could you put your soles closer to my nose? I want to smell them. Thank you.”

Me in the very back.

move to a different seat

Tell that filthy whore to get those filthy ass feet out of my fucking face this goddamn instant. Unless she's a cute twink or a hot hunk she has no right to get anywhere near me.

"No!"

take a pic and post to normie social media

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this, desu. i'd look back on it in retrospect and think to myself, "GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME FUCKING GODDAMMIT SHIT" but in the moment, I'm pretty sure I'd just get up and go sit someplace else.

lol

Write sneed with a permanent marker on the bottom of her foot

that’s me in the corner

Scream until she moves them away, don't even look back at her.

*SNIFF* mmm yes. Quite pungent today.
You know just how I like them, Robert.

lmao
hahahah
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you're funny
actually laughed
breathed out of my nose
3/10 incel
nice lol
hilarious
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unfunny after reading this thread, think of better jokes

Good thread guys, I laughed quite a bit. Hope we can reach the thread cap and I can come back to laugh some more :)

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>Look at me! I replied to everybody. I'm so funny!!!

thanks man :) i don't think i'm very funny but i did laugh a lot in this thread

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crack open my 40 because she's being weak

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How do you get past the security check when smuggling in a 40oz bottle?

>security check
What

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Navjot?

why two hands on a popcorn that small?

hid it in the interior pocket of my JNCOs. it's a glass bottle so the metal detectors don't pick it up. the rent-a-pigs sometimes find stuff I put in there when they pat me down, but they let it slide if I give them a nice tip.

start making the mars attacks alien noise all loud and hysteric like

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Where the fuck do you live that they have security checks?

holy shit, burgers actually have security checks at their kinoplexes

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Holy shit, bongs can’t even buy spoons until they’re 18

>not living near a maximum security theater where you'll be able to safely watch Joker on opening night

That's an exaggeration, they just can't buy butter knives.

This sort of thing makes me realize girls really have no concept of a fetish. Guys like all sorts of weird shit. Feet, armpits, butts, hairy legs, different outfits, fat girls, flat girls, black girls, pale girls. Basically any random woman probably has 100,000,000 guys who are into her very specific body type.
What do girls fetishize? Rich guys? Guys with dark hair (but they also like guys with light hair who are attractive)?
It must be so boring to be a woman, they all like the same thing and there are very few men who encapsulate that specific ideal. So they just bitch and fight with each other to get with that guy.

They seem happy enough, unless they get a "dud"

youtube.com/watch?v=XHsQpTbQ9Uo

Do you think the girl in OP's drawing is real?
Besides, girls do have fetishes: BBC, rape, dogs...

I’ve been to movie theaters all up and down the East Coast and I've never seen a security check once. Not even in fucking Baltimore

that's me in the spot

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh life..... is bigger

So some girls have a bestiality fetish? No need to repeat yourself, user.

OI. WHERE'S YER FOOT RESTING LOISENCE

push her legs away. do it 2 or 3 times, if she keeps doing it, get up and punch her in the face

There are exceptions but this is true for the most part. People call the tamest shit a fetish, like being choked during sex. Women rarely obsess over a body part like men do.

Can someone please post that webm from an older film, I think foreign, where a guy gropes a really hot chick in a movie theater and she lets him do it for a while before slapping him? I forget the name of it.

Dip feet in buttery goodness and suck it from her toes

i think that i would lose

Hey Quentin, I just want you to know that I really enjoyed your latest film

I'd hope he doesn't mind.

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Dude when are you people going to figure out that women are only made for taking dick and raising kids? They have nothing going on upstairs. They just try to find an alpha male to put babies in them, the end. There’s nothing to understand about them.

>He lives in a contrete jungle so he can't safely watch movies in a theater

this has happened to me just not in the theater

>I jolt forward in shock and confision as to what even happened. I look behind my seat, trying to puzzle together what just took place. I see that it is a nerdy, cute looking girl sitting behind me, and i grin. "What do you want me to do with those feet?" I ask. And before she gets to respond I start to suck at those toes. This is my fetish. Did she know this? I ask myself, as i continue to suckle on her strawverry flavoured toes. I start to get an erection like ive never gotten before. I vault behind my seat and whip out my already erect penis. "Do you like what you see?" I ask as I jank her pants and panties off. As my penis is about to enter I tell her that I am a virgin, and I knead her breasts, unable to contain myself. I insert my penis and start fucking her right there in the cinema. I already forgot about the movie as I bask in the great pleasures of intercourse. I do about 5 pumps before I prematurely ejaculate inside of her. I sigh and ask "was that as good for you as it was for me?" And i give her a big smile. I put my pants on and vault back in my seat, and continue eating my popcorn.

thats what i would've done

They stop for people

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