/nba/ ~ /biz/ edition

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better list:
10. matt ryan
9. luke kornet
8. nik stauskas
7. sam hauser
6. daniel theis
5. payton pritchard
4. grayson allen
3. pat connaughton
2. brook lopez
1. luka (vildoza)

Was Embiid even in the league when that happened?

are you fucking serious? did you start watching nba this year?

my Suns gonna booty blast the mavs again tomorrow

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>american "humour"

who do i put money on

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Fuck Lebron

>t.

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Nothing, gambling is bad bro

Newfag

Why does /nba/ suck so bad at keeping that same narrative energy? First it was the Suns were going to lose to the Pelicans and be first round exits, now it's Suns will lose to the Mavericks and they're in an 0-2 hole, what's next? When will you guys just admit you were wrong about the Suns?

is this guy any good? post-enlightenment french writing is fucking garbage from what i've read

you will not like his work

i'll stay clear of it then

i'd read platform and if you like it then try some of his other work. it's very short. i finished it in an afternoon.

You should try it I enjoy his work

>t.

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alright i'll try it out when i finish the satyricon

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i recovered from a bone bruise in like 3 weeks starting to think im built different

my lakies

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>Luka's defense in the 2nd half
youtube.com/watch?v=Po8_OiRhJOc

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I don’t know how anyone can think this fat dumb lard is good. He’s just obese and retarded, imagine how good other players could be if they just didn’t try on defense at all

the best suns player (elderly) played nice n chill through 3 quarters while the best mavs player (fat) played his ass off
then, when the best mavs player (fat) was winded (because he's fat) the best suns player (elderly) decided to try
tortoise and the hare

>Godskin Noble

This is who Iverson dragged to the finals and won a game by himself against the Lakers team that swept every round.

Eric Snow was his 2nd best player. Think about that for a second. I'll check back in 30 minutes.

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>better at defending
>better conditioning
>less injury prone
All this if he would hit the fucking gym and stop being a fat fuck.

2ns best players on the teams he beat to get to the finals
>Jalen Rose
>Alvin Williams
>Glenn Robinson
East was in a bad place.

Imagine if Luka actually got ripped. Might average 30+.

Imagine if he had a physique similar to that of Giannis. Lean while also having some muscle definition. Instead hes a lazy fat sack of shit who refuses to eat better and hit the gym.

nah that's not true, the bucks had redd and cassell, they were both pretty good
that said the sixers didn't really beat the bucks

>Brooks 1 game suspension
>Payton out for months
Why don't players do this more? It's so easy to do

Thoughts on ice baths /nba/? Love em after a good leg workout

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gp2 is being re evaluated in 2 weeks

never had one, I would worry mightily about my nuts

He broke his elbow. He’s done

how does one take an ice bath? do you toss ice cubes on your bathtub

should i trust the team or your dumb ass. shams said he could be back for the finals

Its actually not bad once you get in, getting in is the worst part
Basically, its to help recover post workout

All it takes is a simple google brazil bro

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man id love to do that. my legs hurt like hell after pretty much everything i do

Great so they're helping the Grizz then

there was slight damage bro why are you disputing the team doctors prognosis

Make sure not to do it for more than 10-15 mins bc then its bad

1 game for an injury is fair desu. For my Grizzlies that is LOL

They literally said it was a fracture too

Nah, by suspending Brooks. He's been shit the whole playoffs

let
me
copeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i wonder if athletes take muscle relaxants and analgesics every day

/nba/ is so BTFO right now they are literally making up headcanon. Payton will be back to clamp Tatum in the finals and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. They got bionic arms now. It's called nan-otech.

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heh, analgesic

warriors will be out the playoffs by then

>he fell for the nano-tech meme
NGMI

Warriors fans coping by saying GP2 will be back for the finals are about to have their worlds shattered when Ja knocks them out the second round. GP2 was the only guy who could clamp Ja what makes you guys think they're gonna win now

naw this is different, nan-o'tech. it's irish

they dont know about the PrP and pig stem cells therapy bro

that gucci belt fighting for its life

Why did you shift from talking about the Suns to coping about the Warriors?

do you guys have any recommendations for where to buy belts? I lost like 40 lbs and I'm down past the last notch on the only belt I own

You might be right, they gon' need a stopper

you mean fancy belts? just buy regular belts on amazon dot com bro the shirt covers that shit anyway

My Sunsies and my Heaties in the finals

what are your thoughts on Bam

naw dude I'm gonna be shirtless a lot for the next few months I need that buckle to make a statement

Kuminga gonna start and him and Wiggins & dray will stop him

I want his ____ in my ___.

go to a tanner and have them make you a custom one. i bought one eight years ago for $50 and it's still like new

>homo shitposting about wanting to have gay sex with a heat player
>moves between bahamas and us flag
...nick?

Take your meds. No one mentioned your shit team.

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thats really hot bro giving wyoming cowboy vibes

Ah so your answer is a 19 year old and Andrew Wiggins? Yeah the Warriors are cooked

You mention them every day so I'm just curious as to why you shifted your daily topic. Surely there has to be a reason right?

You missed your daily dose of zoloft. Calm down.

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Welcome To The Party being a Higurashi sample absolutely blew my mind.

youtube.com/watch?v=MTSKG0OdRYg

you now remember the philly selfie dude

Can you just tell me why the sudden change from talking about the Suns? Every day you start off with a post about the Suns and Nobitches and I haven't seen it today and I'm just curious what has changed