/wwtbam/ - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Thread

Just started on ITV lads

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>WWM with Jeremy Clarkson

you are some lucky fags

was the most recent season decent lid?

This lad is a top cunt.

you can tell he's terrified inside

You can tell he's autistic inside

based jezza putting this twat in his place

OH MY GOD WHAT A LITTLE TORY CUNT

>2 lifelines used already
Lmao

Wouldn’t it be a tv award. Seen as he works on tv

how can i stream it
cba to go downstairs

they are making a cine on that coughing cheat , why ?

How did this mong pass selection?

Ukraine
(I watched and shitposted hard for this)

>Yea Forums related question

His fat ear lobes are freaking me out.

god fucking knows how this mong got on the show, I'd be 16k richer right now

every question is simple as fuck so far

ITV player lad

>Chernobyl question
Based Jezza

Daddy paid his way in for him without doubt.

He doesn’t pick the questions

Paying your way into a show where you win money?

D

electrons innit, fucking basic chemistry

God I hate Britain

Never played a stranger at poker on a train but now I want to.

Being a tory with tory mates who work in tv means you can get your tory son on the show with the tory host.

You do have your viewing loicense, right?

lmaoooooo

>extremely basic science question
>"very good"

Haha get rekt you weird-eared retard

UGHHH THE TORYS

Only if you want to spend years in a Bonglish prison.

He better kill himself

Niggers are blasting there music again next door.

His name alone makes me want to punch him in his stupid toff face.

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Going the Isle of man one for a 6 months break

fucking kek jezza still ripping into that cunt

Is Chris Tarrant dead? *Cough* *Cough*

This made me do a big ugly lol

lmao. say that to their face then

whens the dominos coming lads

Don’t want to get stabbed

Jezza a bit fat, aint he?

>From Thurrock
>Toff
You're wrong lad, Thurrock is the biggest shit hole in the south.

pussy. fucking pussy bitch

>The "photographer" and very obvious guardian reader doesnt know when the observer comes out

Peaky FUCKING Blinders tomorrow an Monday

>91%
wew

What kind of music?

For not wanting to die? Cool. Cheers Jamal.

unironically didn't know the observer one or this next one

only boomers read newspapers anymore tbqh

don't throw around the nigger word like it's nothing then mayo slurping bitch

Sounds like Chopins 3rd sonata

Shut up you fucking nigger or I'll put you in chains again.

Its really funny though.

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Jesus, forgot how many ads normal TV has.

>Normal TV
Ableist scum

I'm 6'5" 220 pounds. i want each of you to explain to my face why the nigger word is funny

lel

t.peoples lottery advert

But for the 1 million £££ question
why are you shut in zoomer incels not at a spoons bantering an chatting up thots for that making mems when you are an old fag

post your face

sure you are buddy kek

Crystal Palace init. Was originally at Hyde park then moved to the area now known as palace.

Thoughts on Esme lads?

Also don't remember questions being this hard when I used to watch as a kid, maybe i've turned retarded

Nigger detected , I will have you CUNT

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a 6 honestly, nose is fucked and she has a disgusting accent

because its naughty and that makes me laugh.

She knew that the great exhibition was held in Crystal Palace and still didn’t trust her self

She looks like a home bargains lady gaga

Weirdly tricky, I think it’s 3.

4 I reckon, what kind of fucking question is that though

>was confident in 3
>checked my card
Guess I would have been going home with fuck all lads

thought it was 3 lad but that's wifi, had to check my bank card

Same

Because I'm a retard who can't talk to people, why aren't you at spoons?

OH NO NO NOOOOO

BASED ME

Same pretty dodgy question

C D A B

fresh undies for Gary

why didn't she phone a friend and just ask them to check their card?

Clarkson is so based

Arron Farage?

Old fag working

Why didn’t she just get her wallet out?

>Ara Tharavaraj

I think ill turn over lads

I actually thought the same but the production thug would most likely stop them

This guys got some big gnashers of course he knew the teeth answer

You nominate a phone a friend beforehand and then they have to sit in a room with the producer with no access to the internet(and presumably their wallet too)

Jezza knock this poof out he said your having a salad

fucking nora these questions are geared towards literal boomers

suprised Jezza is talking to a man of dark complexion

Soundtrack is so kino

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that Hefty medju studies degree debt came in useful there tyrone

Holy shit this disgusting question out of fucking nowhere.

a nigger you mean ?

the old US version had a kino track that played when regis talked about the lifelines, but I never found it on jewtube

Kate Bush question worth more than that cat question. wut?

Where the FUCK is the copypasta?

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For me it’s the final question

is that a tranny fanny? Also why you posting this everywhere just seen it on spee

wtf is this

Damn he’s pretty good

Looks like a vertical axe wound, mate.

Is Who wants to be a millionaire just a game of luck?

I mean, there's 33.34% chance of being right unless the person happen to know the answer, and lifelines can only get you so far into the game.

Let's say there are 15 questions with 4 choices each. Let's also say there are 3 lifelines: call-a-friend, 50-50, and ask-the-audience.

For each of the 15 questions, there is only 1 correct answer, and 3 incorrect answers, so immediately your chances are 1/3 = 33.34%. You can use each lifeline once. Using phone-a-friend, let's say gives you a 95% chance the person you call is correct. So 1 question is 95%. Similarly, we can say ask-the-audience gives you a 95% chance. Finally, 50-50 will remove 2 wrong answers, so you have 1 right answer and 1 wrong answer, so you basically know the answer. To recap:

Question 1: 33.34%
Question 2: 33.34%
Question 3: 33.34%
Question 4: 95%

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like the lotto

>watching the utter shit that is BGT

Mass. I know that and I’m a retard ‘creative’ type

Clarkson's hosting Millionaire? Damn that's cool. Did the Grand Tour get axed, or does he do this between seasons?

bit of a spoiler when the show ends in 2 mins init

he knows his shit

Witty, intelligent. I’m thinking he’s based

he started doing it at christmas last year

Piece of piss these questions pajeet is getting.

Logically you’d say Africa

wouldn't have known that one tbf

Time to make a tea before match of the day.

wait, it just ends?
cunts

Middle East was the only one that made sense tbf, cradle of civilization and all that.

not necessarily, large swathes of africa are fertile as fuck

Total Recall is literally on ITV after the news.
Reckon they've plugged this.

Origional not new shit