These 2 qt's knock on your door and want to come in, what is your response?

>Any gay person would tell them to fuck off.

fixed for you user

>year 2020
>answering the door for anybody

I'd let them in. They'll give me the sex and try to do bad things to me. It sounds like an enjoyable evening that will spice up my life.

I always hide when someone knocks on my door

Chloroform them, tie them up, amputated their arms and legs, cut of their tongues, gouge out their eyes, blindfold them, and turn them into sex nuggets.

When i was 12 i was home from school because u couldn't get off the toilet. My parents were at work and i heard a knock at the door. I knew not to answer it but they had been knocking for a long time ao i figured it was probably someone we knew like a neighbor or something. Went down and answered and it was 2 well dressed women in pantsuit. First they asked why I wasn't in school and i told them why. They then pushed past me and started looking around. Told me to get upstairs. I did and called my mom. She told me the cops. I did. Took them like a half hour to show up. I thought i heard them leave so i went down
They had stolen our computer and a bunch of other stuff. Cops finally showed up and they too asked why I wasn't in school. I told them and when i told what happened they didn't believe me. Fuck cops and fuck women.

we're not all cumbrains like you

I AINT OPENING FOR NO ONE UNLESS THEY GOT MY AMAZONG SHIPMENT OF TENDIES

unironically rape

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if someone knocks on my door I'm pretending I'm not home

Sorry no black guys live hear & I don't have any cocain for you, furthermore my basement can't store anymore white whores, my wood chipper is busted at the moment & my partner in crime Z is dead.
Ahh ok fine I'll just creampie you both right hear in the hallway. Every rooms a bedroom right.

id make them a bowl of eggs

dude
you keep the tongue and remove the teeth.

Tell them there's a town down the road, they can easily find 2 volunteers.

Checked, keked, based & wreked

Let's hug and watch American Choppers

Fuck and suck them and feed them my seed.

>Chloroform them

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Made me lol.

But I only see one qt

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Knock Knock

um, FBI, this post right here

>IT WAS FREE PIZZA

Why would you blindfold them if you gouged out their eyes?

>gouge out their eyes
>blindfold them

Invite them in because I have no regard for my own safety, either we fuck or they kill me, so whatever happens I win

LET THE DEVIL IN

>and turn them into sex nuggets.
Get some help.

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>wait outside, I'll call you a cab.

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Ask if they want to play Cluedo?

Wholesome

Prepare for femdom bondage sex

Tell the one on the right to take a hike, ask the one on the left to be my wife.

Is this movie worth watching? Is erotic stuff hot at least?

someone post the webm of Anna in Keanu's daughter's panties

"That's hell you're walking into".

Based Lloyd

This, it takes minutes for chloroform to work on you.

CERTIFIED BASED

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Post the qts first

Same reason you'd shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane