AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUS
CRASHES INTO US
AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUS
Logan Ortiz
Benjamin Jenkins
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDEEEEEE, IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIEEEE
Jaxon Perry
It’s only a game of football it’s not the end of the world it’s corrupt that competition anyway run by Bumbaclarts CTID
Jason Ortiz
base
Jose Walker
some bald frauds are bigger than others
Xavier Martin
Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
Juan Morris
>I decree today that life
>Is simply taking and not giving
>England is mine, it owes me a living
Eli Ortiz
>Park the BUS at the side of the road
>You should know, tiiiimes tide will smother you
Samuel Clark
>a dreaded sunny day so let's go where we're happy
>I'll meet you at the training ground gates
>Mou and Moyes are on your side
>and Cruyff is on mine
Grayson Brooks
Manchester... so much to answer for...
Jaxon Stewart
I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And you even spoke to me, and said :
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
Because you're a bald fraud, Pep
Blake Phillips
DON'T WALK AWAY
IN SILENCE
DON'T WALK AWAY
James Flores
I'VE BEEN LOOKING SO LONG AT THESE
PICTURES OF YOU
Dominic Johnson
I WANT THE ONE I CAN'T HAVE
AND IT'S DRIVING ME MAD
IT'S ALL OVER ALL OVER MY FAAACE
Lincoln Kelly
...
Carter Gomez
I THOUGHT OH GOD MY CHANCE HAS COME AT LAST
BUT THEN A STRANGE FEAR GRIPPED ME
Colton Ortiz
>I was happy with the score during the first hour
>but that can change fast at the bernabeu
>I was looking for a ref and then I found a ref
>but that can change fast at the bernabeu
>in my life, why do they waste valuable time
>no yellows for casemiro, they injured my kyle
Benjamin Murphy
PARKLIFE
Jordan Wood
BELLIGERENT CHUDS
RUN MANCHESTER CLUBS
SPINELESS SWINES
CEMENTED MINDS
Connor Barnes
Aaron Kelly
Lowest effort but funniest response in the thread
Leo Cooper
Criminally underrated
Henry Jones
I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES AND NOW IT'S HAPPENING IN MINE
Levi Cruz
BELLIGERENT FRAUDS
RUN MANCHESTER CLUBS
SPINELESS SIGNS
CEMENTED STRATS
Zachary Young
I don’t know footy but enjoyed this thread
Jacob Harris
I'M WIDE AWAKE AND I CAN SEE THE PERFECT SKY IS TORN
YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE
I'M ALREADY TORN
Lucas Smith
BALD FRAUDSTERS OF THE WORLD
UNITE AND CHOKE FINALS
BALD FRAUDSTERS OF THE WORLD
LOSE TO RIVALS
LOSE TO RIVALS
LOSE TO RIVALS
Dominic Davis
I AM THE LAST OF THE FAMOUS
HUNDRED MILLION POUND RENTBOYS
Nathan Ross
I am the son and the heir
Of a baldness that is criminally vulgar
Camden Moore
Nigga dressed like one of the salamanca cousins
Christian Williams
I KNOW IT'S OVER, STILL I CLING
I DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE I CAN GO
Mason Foster
why the fuck are the smiths so popular in south america? in england they are seen as like depressing edgy music for sad teenagers
Dominic Phillips
CITY DON'T LIKE IT
CHOKING THE FINAL
CHOKE THE FINAL
Easton Evans
HAIRLESS FRAUDS
BUY BILLION POUND SQUADS
Kayden Brooks
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A BALD FRAUD
PLASTICALLY OWNED
ONE OF MANY ZEROES
KICKED AROUND EUROPE
YOUR SEATS ARE SOLD BUT THEY'RE EMPTY
HOLDING AT YOUR HEART
TO CUSTOMERS WHO NEVER REALLY
CARE HOW YOU ARE
SO GIVE ME MESSI AND XAVI, EASILY
I'VE SPENT SO MUCH, I'M GOING BALD
AND I CAN'T WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
Adrian Taylor
I'm just lying in a bar with my drip feed on
Talking to my false nine waiting for something to happen
And I wish it was the oughties
I wish I could be happy
I wish, I wish
I wish that something would happen
Mason Smith
BUT THAT JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMOOORREEEE
Brody Nguyen
PUNCTURED TITLE DREAMS
ON A HILLSIDE DESOLATE
IM YET TO MAKE A FINAL YET
WHEN THIS HAIRLESS TEAM
THIS HAIRLESS MAN
WHY USE TACTICAL COMPLEXITY
WHEN BENZEMA RUNS THROUGH AND PUTS IT AWAY
WE WILL GO OUT TONIGHT, COS I HAVNT GOT A SINGLE HAIR
MY TEAM ARE GRUESOME, AND FAR TO WEALTHY TO CARE
OH
A DRUGGED UP BALDY BOY
WHO NEVER KNEW HIS PLACE
LAPORTA SAID, RETURN TO ME
THIS HAIRLESS MAN
Landon Lewis
IN A RIVER THE COLOUR OF LEAD
YOU MUSS THE BABY’S HEAD
WRAP HER UP IN A NEWS OF THE WORLD
DUMP HER ON A DOORSTEP, GIRL
Bentley Bennett
SWEETNESS, SWEETNESS,
I WAS ONLY JOKING WHEN I SAID
I'D LIKE TO SMASH EVERY TOOTH IN YOUR HEAD
Andrew Collins
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
Nicholas Hill
Yeah this thread is kino
Aiden Perez
THE RAIN FALLS HARD ON A HUMDRUM TOWN
THIS TOWN HAS DRAGGED YOU DOWN
Lucas Wood
COME, ARMAGEDDON, COME
every day is like Sunday
every day is silent and grey
Thomas Brown
I AM BALDING AND I NEED TO BE COMBED
Nicholas Collins
ON THE SHOP FLOOR THE CALENDAR
AS OBVIOUS AS SNOW
AS IF WE DIDNT KNOW
SOME GIRLS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS
Nathaniel Phillips
Christian Walker
aging better than noel gallagher
Jordan Thompson
AGUERO IN A COMA
I KNOW I KNOW
IT'S SERIOUS
Evan Nelson
Is Morrissey still considered a massive racist in the UK?
Also until now I've always heard it "every day is silence and pray" because on Sundays you pray...
Liam Walker
AS GUARDIOLA SAID TO ARTETA
AS HE OPENED A CRATE OF ALE
Jaxson Brooks
Call me bald, call me a fraud
I've spent ten years on your trail
Ten long years on your trail
Bentley Murphy
Nice
Noah Powell
based
William Anderson
He had goal scorers
And passers by the score
All blessed with titles
And waiting by the door
Oooh what a lucky man he was
Oooh what a lucky man he was
Ayden Brown
fucking hell this one got me, wp
Landon Price
AT THE OIL COMPANY MEETING
ON THEIR HANDS A BALD FRAUD
Matthew Turner
Why's morrissey rated so highly? A 5 year old could write better lyrics than these
Easton Price
Because they are based you stupid zoom zlom
Landon Lopez
he’s cute
Blake Kelly
I'M ALIVE
I'M DEAD
I'M THE STRANGER
KILLING AN ARAB
Elijah Hill
To be fair those aren't his best, he had a lot of quality ones. Also this
Hudson Fisher
The whole point of pop music is its overblown adolescent silliness, and nobody is more overblown, adolescent or silly than Morrissey
Landon Miller
The cure were always better than the smiths and it's not even close
Matthew Moore
This one is supposed to be melodramatic.
Wyatt Cooper
true but smith songs are more quotable
Luis Gray
bald frauds
Oliver Phillips
SOME GIRLS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS
SOME GIRLS ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS
Gabriel Powell
reddit moment
Easton Brown
The Smiths more singable. Love The Cure, but can't image that stadium sing A Forest or Lullaby.
Ethan Walker
He is over with edgy "depressed" emos. Also even if the lyrics were cringe the music itself was quite good desu
William Bell
YESTERDAY I GOT SO BALD
I FELT LIKE I COULD DIE
YESTERDAY I GOT SO BALD
IT MADE ME WANT TO CRY
Hunter Nguyen
True and fair points
Lel
Luke Richardson
Neither as good as iron maiden
Nathaniel Sanchez
Seems a strange comparison