Face it, smoking cigarettes will always be cool, and no amount of censorship or zoomers crying will ever change that

Face it, smoking cigarettes will always be cool, and no amount of censorship or zoomers crying will ever change that

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Its not the cigarette thats cool though and thats only in tv/movies. The second anyone in real life lights one up it just smells horrible and makes it hard to breathe. You dont become cooler by being a cunt. You just become a cunt.

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t. crying zoomer

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THERE ONCE WAS A BOY WHO DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING OF THE WORLD.

A CANDIEDEMON SAW THE BOY, AND RECOGNIZED INGENUOUSNESS IN HIM.

THE CANDIEDEMON WENT TO THE BOY, AND TOLD HIM: «HELLO, BOY; IF YOU WANT OTHERS TO LIKE YOU, AND THE WORLD TO BE YOURS, SUCK ON THIS.»

THE CANDIEDEMON GAVE THE BOY A LIT CIGARETTE, AND TOLD HIM: «YOU WILL BE FASHIONABLE, AND C00L, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS, SO LONG AS YOU SMOKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE PER DAY.»

FOR SUBSEQUENT DECADES, THE BOY SMOKED AT LEAST ONE CIGARETTE PER DAY, AND WHEN HE WAS AN ADULT, HE FELL ILL: ROT HAD SPREAD THROUGH HIS VISCERA, HIS SKIN HAD SHRIVELED DUE TO EXSICCATION; AFTER MANY DAYS OF SUFFERING, THE FORMER BOY DIED; HIS FINAL WORDS WERE: «FINALLY, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I AM BECOME FASHIONABLE, AND C00L…»

TO THIS POST IS ATTACHED AN IMAGE SHOWCASING THE PERFECT ATTIRE FOR SMOKING ON ANY OCCASION —ONLY FOR TRUE SMOKERS; IF YOU SMOKE WITHOUT WEARING THIS, YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE.

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What the fuck bro
I just wanted a smoke

Looks cool if a guy it's smoking, if a girl smokes it's disgusting

>HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M PUTTING MYSELF AT GREATER RISK FOR CANCER HAHA AREN'T I COOL?

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>smoking weed is now legal all across america
>watch movie, people smoking pot
>DUDE WEED LMAO

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Honestly, I smoke, and I hate that I do, but yeah, obviously it's fucking cool. Especially if you light one up with a zippo in flamboyant fashion.

I'll take cigarette second-hand smoke over having to walk in the sickly sweet wake of a grown man blowing obnoxious clouds of strawberry vape

No one denies that, but now people can live long enough that worrying about lung cancer is viable.

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>BE LIKE WATAHHHH

Based Billy is cool no matter what he does.

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yes that 3% rise is terrifying.
meanwhile in other news car pollution increases your chances by 20%. gonna give up your car?

Man I do miss smoking.

Where do Europeans get their news from? I want to know where all the ridiculous shit comes from.

t. Seething lunglet
Cigarettes are literal pleb filters that repel pussy pieces of shit like you.

wow user sucking on a cancer stick, so sick and tight bruh

so it's not legal everywhere?
I don't care about fake states like Utah and North Dakota

it looks cool on film but it smells like shit and disgusts everyone around you when you do it IRL

also makes your teeth look like shit

Smokings cool you are not

Even based Miyamoto smoked while he invented your precious Bing Bing Wahoo

Forgot pic

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Everyone smoked back in the day, but what's more impressive is that they managed to do it everywhere. Nowadays you can't even light up on the street without being sent to prison for 20 years.

i smoke weed, much cooler actually

bet youre proud of being a blank, dumb consumer with a fluoride stare, arent you?

I'm going to call bullshit

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>dude weed lmao
Both are for losers

This, honestly and the only reason it looks cool on screen is because of smart marketing. No one irl that smokes is cool, even vaping is fucking stupid but smoking that shits disgusting.

>420BLAZEIT!BobMarleyLegalizeItMon!
>cooler than pic related

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You'll eventually get to the age where you hate yourself for being a smoker and realize how pathetic you are for craving something that is killing you

t. smoker

>i smoke weed, much cooler actually
Kek no way anybody's gonna say that unironically these days.

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Is there anyone alive that's a smoker and doesn't have a double digit IQ? no fucking way. unless you got mental issues.

Don't act like it doesn't make you 10% more based and blackpilled if you smoke cigarettes

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It even made Chrissy seem a little more cool

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You also get the deep and gravelly smoker's voice over time. Smoking even makes your voice cool.

>i look so cool

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>gives you that cool smoker voice!

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Ask yourself: Would Don Draper be quite as based if he *didn't* smoke cigarettes?
The answer is no. No he wouldn't be.

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he looks kino, wtf are you talking about?

look, i don't know if you're advertising here or what, but actually look at anyone who smokes and tell me they look cooler because of it. look at a smoker and tell me they look happy.

man, if youre willing to do something that disgusting just to look cool, you reeeaally need to get laid

mommy will probably make you smoke on the porch lmao

sneedthing lunglet

Imagine the levels of cope in the post. Can it even be measured?

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What a pussy

>muh legal softcore drug makes me so cool lmao!
EPIC

zoomers are such a fucking embarrassment.

>baby need smokey smoke in mouth!! baby need nicotine!!

I love how based it is to smoke my Marlboro™ cigarettes! Goyim, why aren't you smoking?

smoking is fucking reddit as hell

>look at a smoker and tell me they look happy.
they're smoking because they're unhappy, not the other way around

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hes 35 years old.

>heh heh I don't part take in any poison like cigarettes and alcohol, you dumb boomer. Just say No, lmao. I do however partake in fruit juices and sugared cereal. I'll grow up big and strong just like Mom said!

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Weed is infinitely cooler than cigs. You also actual get an effect from it as well.

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yeah no shit, my mom told me she started smoking literally because it was cool and every cool person smoked

>7 days without weed
I definitely feel less cool

>projecting this hard

just because youre a fat fuck shit who smells doesnt mean i am

dude he's like 23 and 6'5, are you blind?

no one gives a fuck about your cock sucking mom

And he looks kino. Umad?

Been without for a month. Need to work out my tolerance but it's easily the best drug.

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Yeah, sure pal

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It’s true but most people who smoke cigarettes mainly to be cool are not cool in any other way and think smoking will make up for being poorly dressed and dull

Don't you know weed makes you violent?

I dont smoke em cuz they look cool, its because they feel good. I try to go down sidestreets so more people dont see me because its embarrassing. I also think other smokers look like gaylords

I tried weed a couple of times and all it did was make me really happy. The happiest I've been in my entire life.

leave my mom alone you faggot why woud you offend her

Used to be me, now it makes me extremely anxious and I feel socially and mentally dumb.

Really? Been smoking for about 14 years and never felt angry while high. Maybe it's not the weed, but the person.

>Don't you know weed makes you violent?
>hungry
>happy
>horny

Only if you have schizophrenia

smoking is cool, but it's not worth all the negative consequences that follow. and i'm not talking about dying when you're 75 instead of 80, I'm talking about shortness of breath, not being able to exercise, cigarette shits, and for me bad heart burn and got sick all the time. I really don't miss them, but you are right, it is a perfect black pill habit, but I enjoy too many things that would be fucked by starting smoking again.

I hate that cunt.

I get mad sore throat if i smoke a few cigarettes. They taste horrible, don't give nearly the buzz i want.

Sometimes my friends and I cook out and smoke cigarettes in the back yard. I never suck into my lungs though, I just hold it in my mouth so I don't get addicted. Because I'm not a drooling retard like nicotine addicts

Then why smoke at all? Whats the point?

I've only quit because too many random breath/drug tests popping up. I'm a much more miserable, angry person without it.

you're a fucking retard

Wouldn't say i'm miserable but it makes days a thousand times easily and removes almost 100% of my social anxiety. Just sucks everyone will know you are high.

I only smoked after work, no one even knew since i have no friends and dont go anywhere else.

Gay. You gotta inhale to get that light-headed, "high" feeling. Do that and you'll only smoke one cigarette and feel great. Don't do it and you'll smoke 10 cigarettes, smell and look like shit, waste money, and get no benefit outside of momentarily satisfying the habit of putting something to your mouth and getting some smoke in your mouth.

japanese are huge smokers for some reason

No, breathing clean air is cool.

I fucking love cigarettes.

Kristen Scott Thomas is a sexy smoker btw

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>clean air
Good luck with that.

>CIGARETTES ARE BAD FOR YOU!!!

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Try getting laid.

I smoke and it is certainly not cool. It's pretty gross.

i'm going to call this "cancer kino" from now on

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Practically no one in America under 30 smokes anymore. Juul has made vaping non-cringe enough that roasties do it, though.

The only time you should smoke cigarettes is when you're drinking. They just go so well together.

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I smoke all of the time but it's not nearly as bad as say being born into a decaying world to be harvested by Kabbalah overlords. Light me up senpai, the sooner I get cancered off this fucking rock the better.

Cigarettes look cool in movies, but people smoking in real life don't look cool at all. You're not fucking Clint Eastwood and smoking won't make you a cowboy.

Chrissy was cool

Vaping is cooler though

Cigarettes are for white trash and losers. Real men smoke stogies

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Spliffs > JUUL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cigs

Vaping is for fags

>be me
>hate smokers
>hate the smell
>hate how they look
>think it looks great aesthetically and really cool in movies

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Go eat a happy meal you dumb cocksucker

>dude weed lmao
Stoners aren't cool. Smoking a cigarette makes you look cool and sophisticated.

>he enjoys smelling like an ashtray
>he enjoys having to go outside and smoke

I wish I could take up smoking again, but it gave me a smokers cough that sounded like a dying 90 year old with tuberculosis.

God. Are there any bigger faggots than "smoker's rights advocates"? You bitches whine and cry whenever your shit tier addiction isn't depicted in movies or tv. You're like fucking Asian Americans whining about your lack of representation.

Cigarettes boost testosterone in men and lower the rate of dementia, take the tobaccopill faggots

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So is smoking.
Can't wait till places crack down on you faggots too and makes you start vaping outdoors.

funny because ive never met an upper class person that smokes.

When i worked as a dishwasher, all my coworkers took smoke breaks

>Can't wait till places crack down on you faggots too
S E E T H I N G
Vaping with a smokebuddy is literally invisible

No it ain't. We all see your weak ass.
Vaping is a literal cope.

Says the faggot smoker who needs to go outside to get his fix

I buy a cigar every so often at the liquor store. I kind of like the buzz of nicotine but it's no weed.

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Second hand smoking is way worse than smoking itself so I smoke so everyone around me dies faster.

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Wrong bitch.
youtu.be/HQaC6_rbjFg

Wow I remember you from like 6 years ago. REI was it? How is your life?

>cool
>sophisticated
all the people I've seen that smoke cigarettes are fat and ugly, just like your average american

lmao, Imagine willingly developing a habit of using an addictive substance like alcohol or cigarettes.

OP is based and completely right seeth all you want

Based straight edge bro.

>sticking a phallic object in your mouth and puffing on it like a queer makes you "cool"
there's a reason they're called fags

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I too like putting small things in my mouth and sucking.

men who smoke are all still children mentally. They need something in their mouth and since sucking your own finger isn't socially acceptable they substitute it with a cigarette. That is also why all smokers get angry if they don't have one in the space of 4 hours. They get the shakes because of withdrawal. Smoking is literally for brainlets

>smokers are somehow incapable of looking how
Lol what

I hate tobacco but I love smoking.
I'd love joints but I don't need much weed to get me high, so rolling a joint is worthless because a) its too much b) wasteful c) no tobacco thanks.

Too bad they fucking outlawed clove cigs. I guess if I really want to, I'll have to roll my own with random shit.

This. Fuck vapefags.

Weed is a depressant and doesn't make you belligerent as alcohol does.

You're thinking of uppers such as coke, crack, PCP, etc, of stims that make people claw off their face or do fucking crazy shit.
Or you're a good bait poster.

Something about smoking just looks cool. I don't know what it is. But it just looks cool.

I smoke like two cigarettes a week, feels great