Who was in the wrong here?

Who was in the wrong here?

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Your mom in that anal scene she did.

anybody that watches this shit

Me for watching garbage TV

The Jew. The Jew is always in the wrong.

PIVOT!

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the copy lady

Rachel. She is completely unreasonable.

This but ironically.

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They're both Jews

having to move furniture with a female is truly a fate worse than death

Someone post the reddit post about the woman that wanted an open relationship with her husband but she got upset he was banging trannies

I can't believe they did an actual incest themed episode on a major sitcom in the 90's. What the hell?

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Don't ever put pussy on a pedestal.

I don't mind doing the lifting part of moving shit, but I have no mind for the actual physics and geometry of the procedure.

>Jennifer Aniston
>Jewish
>Rachel Green
>Jewish
Neither the character nor the actress is jewish.

Aniston isn't, but Rachel was

Protip: if a woman ever tells you she needs a break just walk away and don't look back. Because the relationship is already over, she just doesn't want to completely break things off because she wants you as a safety net just in case things don't work out with the new guy. Yes there is a new guy already so don't fool yourself into thinking otherwise. Just walk away lads and get through the heartbreak.

>she got upset he was banging trannies

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Up until the break, Ross was more in the wrong. He was an insecure smotherer who looked down on Rachel for being 'just a waitress' yet couldn't handle it when she began an actual career and pulled all that shit like sending a barbershop quartet to her office because he's a paranoid beta.

Then Rachel called for the break and invited Mark over knowing full well how Ross felt. Playing with fire and a fucking idiot who should've acknowledged the impression that gave to Ross rather than being so righteous. She was being wilfully ignorant to her own culpability and by this point was at least equally bad.

They were a terrible fit and the show continuing to spend so much time on their will they/won't they wasn't a great move.

Rachel was a generic amerimutt. Please provide a scene that explicitly states she's jewish and I will concede.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Green
In an interview with the Jewish Telegraph, Kauffman confirmed that Rachel is Jewish.[107] On the character's "Jewish ties", Kauffman told j. that Rachel had always been Jewish "in our minds", explaining, "You can’t create a character with the name 'Rachel Green' and not from the get-go make some character choices".

It went something like:
>Wife wants to spice up the marriage and talks to husband about open marriage
>can't remember husband's initial reaction but ends up agreeing
>husband must have had a little black book of lady-boys because this nigga dives in on young tranny boipussies
>even starts bringing them home
>wife doesn't even go out for other people she's so upset about the tables turning

>move furniture with mom
>she says 'move it that way'
>I try and explain that you have to specify the direction because 'that way' is relative
>she doesn't understand

This is why I don't do tasks with my family. They think I'm lazy but it's really becaue they make it stressful.

This
There's no such thing as "breaks". If the relationship is "on the rocks", you stay around eachother even more and talk shit out, your frustrations and how to go about solving it.
Going "on a break" is quite literally running away from the problem. It's no wonder women initiate "breaks" the vast majority of the time because running away from problems and letting someone else comfort them is all they know how to do.

Normal pussy I'd agree with you, but prime Jennifer Aniston pussy? fuck i'd do whatever she'd ask of me!

"in our jewish minds the characters we created were always jewish"

wow that's.. wow! didn't see that coming!

The only believable couple in the show was Chandler and Monica. No one else had any chemistry.

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A can of peaches, sir.

Ross & Phoebe OTP

>that episode that was a prequel to the series where they made out on a pool table

It would have been interesting. More interesting than fucking Rachel.

I said provide a scene, not an interview by one of the writers after the show's running.
It's the equivalent to JK Rowling proclaiming Hermoine is a black girl despite her character being depicted otherwise 10 yeard prior to that comment.

Monica and Richard were the true kino

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too different.
Ross sperged out when Pheobe said she didn't believe in evolution.

Ross did nothing wrong desu. They were on a break what did she think that meant?

My cousin told me she believed the earth was only 6000 years old and dinosaurs didn't exist. I almost did a Ross on her, it was incredulous.

Agreed unironically. Ross and Phoebe were naturally great in scenes together because their demeanors and beliefs were so different. Kudrow and Schwimmer played off each other really well and are probably the best from the cast.

No woman's pussy is worth sacrificing dignity for. Trust me.

(((Green)))
Sounds like a Jewish name to me

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Whats everyones favourite episode?

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The one where Joey and Chandler accidentally fell asleep on each other and enjoyed it.

Pheobe was being 'muh free thinker' but sometimes you just have to hold your toungue and let it go.

Joey's really /sleazecore/ here

Joey and Ross

I've learned to hold it in but, it's okay to have an open mind just not so open your brains fall out.

The one with Naked Ross, I think that's also the episode he catches Chandler and Monica before they could brief him in on their relationship

Was it? I thought it was Chandler. I haven't seen the show in over 20 years.

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Should have told her the earth is hollow and dinosaurs are living within it

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the one where the guys win Monica's apartment

Word of God trumps all

Sheeeit. The alternate universe episode was good too though.

See He could have fixed her.

Ross was the most kino

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Is FRIENDS the one (1) and only show that is enjoyed equally by normies and 4channarians worldwide?

Back when it aired in the 90's everyone I knew watched it. I don't know a social group who didn't have fans in it.

He was right technically. But wrong in not realising how dumb Rachael is. He should have known.

Rachel and Joey are naturally very good looking and they age well.

Chandler's all over the place but probably looking best in 1 or 4.

Monica 1-3 is the perfect wife. Looking good afterwards too but god Cox hit the wall.

You can pinpoint on this chart the time in the show when Phoebe becomes a major bitch. 1-2 are the best.

Ross is the only one who undoubtedly peaked in the last few seasons

this is what i like to hear

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Funny how the scenes people pick as their favorites rarely involve the female characters

Ross goes from beta to turbo chad by the end

Chandler peaked in New Vegas.

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The girls do have some kino scenes

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Nah, it's just an interview with sardonic commentary regarding rumors that she's jewish.
Unless both the writers came out and flat out said she is supposed to be ethnically jewish, then all of this is nothing but opinions. Even if it's coming from one of the key writers.

>Fucking your best friend's daughter you've known since she was born
/ourguy/

Have sex

Ross with leather pants

The one where everyone finds out about Monica and Chandler. The scheming and flirting between Phoebe and Chandler is fucking priceless.

The first few seasons also have some really great one-episode stories. Things like Monica meeting the woman who's using her credit card, Joey's mum telling Joey to stop fixing their marriage and let his dad continue to cheat, Phoebe's fucked up relationship with her sister.

>Things like Monica meeting the woman who's using her credit card

Oh shit I forgot about that.

Kind of crazy Aniston is only 50

The one where ross is fine. MY FAJITAS!

Rachel.

Rachel was being purposefully obtuse about it all. When Racehl first said they needed a break Ross was mature and recommended they just chill and go get ice cream or something. Rachel said about actually being a break. And THEN she leta Mark into the home, the man who is literally the source of their problems. Mark as well was at fault; he knew exactly what he was doing when he let Ross hear him over the phone.

Ross was subsequently vindicated because Mark outright admits Ross was right and then makes a fucking move on Rachel. Honestly it should have been treated as a character building and horrifying moment for Rachel but the show just treats it like a joke.

Anyway, after the fact, Ross is the one who keeps autistically screaming that they were on a break, which weakens his position by use of humour, probably to make Rachel seem like less of a bitch. Maybe he should jab back by saying that Rachel invited Mark over for takeout before the thought had even entered Ross's mind of cheating on her.

Rachel is a dumb cunt because she couldn't understand Ross's point of view and she continued to be selfish throughout thw rest of the series.

>I almost did a Ross on her
LMAO @ you user, we both know she would have quickly turned the tables on you and fucked you with her big black strap-on if you tried.

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ross was wrong because he was punching above his weight, she had the competitive advantage and he ignored that

if rachel would have been with someone at her own tier, ie: a chad, then she would have been in the wrong

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Early seasons:
Chandler > Monica > Joey > Phoebe > Rachel > Ross

Later seasons:
Ross > Chandler > Rachel > Phoebe > Joey > Monica

Watch any early vs late episode and you'll see just how badly Joey and Monica regress. Ross however is an unbearable drip in the first few seasons then after he JUSTs himself with a second and third divorce becomes fucking hilarious

Rachel. They were on the break, while it was a dick move to cheat on the day of and act shocked that she's pissed-- Rachel was the one who initiated "the break" and was only mad because Ross actually found someone. Something that she didn't take into account.

>the scene right after this where he vaporizes the entire room
Different times, I heard they even used real nuclear material for the scene.

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Chandler was a god.

i'm sure the acclaim and royalty checks are nice but i can't help but feel like i would be disappointed with my life if my entire worth as a person hinged on a fictional sitcom character from 20 years ago

Rachel is fantastic until the last seasons. I don't know why she grew her hair out when she was clearly better with her iconic cut.
Chandler is at his best 1-5 seasons. He just looks bloated afterwards and way older than all of them.
Joey starts greying towards the end. He aged decent.
1-3 Monica is hotter than any Rachel. She hits the wall season 7 and doesn't rebound back until the final season-- where she gets mommy tits.
Early Phoebe is QT, but she hit the wall really early.
Ross always looked the same. Like Chandler, he always lkooked way older than all of them. Even though they were a year or two apart.

The Chandler/Monica stuff was peak-friends. IT was comedy all the way through. Unfortunately once he moved in with her, things started getting shittier.

This is when Ross became a good character (when he wasn't forced in a Rachel story)

Cox and Perry are the only ones that are truly bogged.

Kudrow and Schwimmer look bad here but at least seem to be fairly well respected in comedy outside of this show

Chandler's crazy roommate or the one where Joey finally gets to out Monica and Chandler. And of course, the moistmaker.

Perry had problems with alcohol and weight gain during the show. I think I first noticed his weight issues in that episode in an alternate world where Chandler wrote comics. he sorta balances out after that, though.

>Chandler's crazy roommate

Eddie, who it turned out later was actually Joey's high school best friend who dated his sister and is the father of his nephew but had amnesia so Joey played along.

The episode where Chandler ends up handcuffed in Rachel's boss' office and they bicker about setting him free. Maybe it isn't the best episode of all time but it's a really funny plot and the two play off each other well

Ross x Phoebe
Chandler x Rachel
Joey x Monica

Is the show improved?

The One with all the Embryos (aka the one with the quiz where Rachel/Monica lose the apartment)
The One with the Blackout is fucking great as well
the ep with the whole monica/chandler plot involving the others finding out is amazing too

And the one where Ross wants people to leave for an event of his but everyone is stalling (where Joey puts on all of Chandlers clothes)

>The One with the Blackout

This was a cross-franchise thing for all the sitcoms set in New York at the time. That blows my mind

wait what? Explain

Didn't they ask one of the other big sitcoms to cameo and got told to fuck off?

Think that was seinfeld

esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a30592/revisiting-blackout-thursday/

"Blackout Thursday" kicked off that night on Mad About You, when Jamie Buchman (played by Helen Hunt) precipitates a citywide power outage after meddling with the cable hookups on her building's rooftop.

On Friends, the Jamie Bunchanan–wrought blackout has caused unimaginable mayhem, such as trapping Chandler in an ATM vestibule with supermodel Jill Goodacre (legendary line: "Gum would be perfection") and leading the rest of the gang on a search for a neighbor's cat (and introducing us to the recurring characters Mr. Heckles and Paolo).

The gimmick wrapped up on the ill-fated Coleman vehicle Madman of the People, where Coleman's newspaper-columnist character "spends the blackout busted for looting."

At 9 p.m., the lights come back on. Jerry Seinfeld, whose eponymous sitcom occupied that slot, flat-out refused to participate in "Blackout Thursday." Instead, we were given "The Gymnast," which featured George Costanza eating an eclair out of the garbage.

Very interesting, thanks user

Helen Hunt as that character also had a cameo on Friends where she mistakes Phoebe for Ursula - who was on Mad About You

>NYC Sitcom Cinematic Universe

Based Seinfeld avoiding crossover ratings desperation

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name a better scene

you cannot

I'm fairly certain she was also ass blasted not only because of the trannies being younger but some even looking prettier than her.

Idk it was a reddit post so it was probably bullshit and fetish-posting

>the one when chandler made the call from the south tower

Guy that first mentioned it, I think it's likely legit because I guess there's a part of reddit where you can poll and see if you're the bad party in a given situation which is where she posted because iirc she was asking if she'd be the asshole for wanting to end the open marriage

Gum would be perfection

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>having a black book of boipussy just as an alpha insurance policy
Priceless

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you for watching a show for girls

Early Friends is kino

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>the one when rach had to take the morning after pill, after unprotected sex with Paulo

>your.....nipular area

>IRHM TRUHPED IRHN A VERHSTIBULE WRITH JULL GUDDAKER
>PUT JOEY ON THE PHONE

>Its a Ross wants to fuck his cousin episode
Literally how did they get away with this

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One of the few times when Rachel was kino

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Ross was easily the most kino friend

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Rachel wanted the break. She got what was coming to her.

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Ross was a wimp, but Red Ross was kino

Salmon skin roll

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U do, ur just a lazy cunt who wants someone else to do the thinking

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The one where joey rapes monica

I like almost every comical scene with Aniston. She really had a knack for self deprecating comedy. She was cleary the breakout star of the show.

Perry was the funniest when i was an edgy 12 year old watching it in the 90's. On rewatching It's def Aniston carrying the weight.

Plus she was fine

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nothing against j ew s but the first season is very je wish, the different actors ruin it a bit overall, replacing cast members is never good for deep immersion, the old guy in central perk is shit, gunthur was much better, old carol seemed much more ross type, shame she left.

also joey is total sleezeball in early seasons

>nothing against j ew s but the first season is very je wish, the different actors ruin it a bit overall, replacing cast members is never good for deep immersion, the old guy in central perk is shit, gunthur was much better, old carol seemed much more ross type, shame she left.
Incel as fuck

1. She left after one episode.

2. New Carol was much more Ross's speed as well as being in the lesbo slag's league

Green is a classic Jewish name. Also look at the pre surgery nose

Paul Rudd was great in Friends because he hadn't been conditioned to take Phoebe's shit like everyone else.

death of the author faggot

The last few seasons the show really doesnt do anything new, but the first 3 seasons its such a creative and interesting show, something different every episode

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It was supposed to end in S5/6, whichever one ended with Chandler and Monica getting engaged

>(((Green)))
They could be more obvious if they called her Moishe Shekelberger

Yeah i remember reading that they expected the show to end around S6 but if you are getting 30+ million viewers an episode shit isnt ending anytime soon

monica looks better as she gets old, starting monica wasnt really good looking

I want to fugg fat Monica

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>The one when chandler becomes incel

you could still do other things, like go back to college and try a real job

youtube.com/watch?v=ytPjH7ikQZU

i dont get why people like early monica
she looks like skin and bones, its actually unsetting

I know this is a cliche answer but it's true. That episode is fucking great.

Phoebe and Jack when

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It was real but her primary complaint was that she realized the reason their relationship had gotten stale is because her husband wasn't sexually attracted to her. She felt like the ladyboys were giving him something that she couldn't.

The turntables was just the sugar on top.

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Which apartment do you wish you could live in?

Chandler and Joeys was way comfier

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>starting monica wasnt really good looking
I've seen some pleb opinions in my time, but this one is up there. Holy shit.

the smug white dog roll in victory parade bit is hilarious

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Someone post that rapist joey pasta

Leblanc is still really handsome.

the glass window + balcony in mons gaff was way better, smoking massive blunts and chilling in new York would be based

Monica and Rachel's is rent-controlled and has a big-ass balcony.

I would fuck one of my cousins. It's only by marriage so I don't feel bad about it. If she looked like Denise Richards than I wouldn't care if it was by blood.

>the one when Rachel aborts Paulo's child

Early seasons:
Chandler > Joey > Monica > Phoebe > Rachel > Ross

Later seasons:
Ross > Joey > Rachel > Chandler > Monica > Phoebe
joey is the only character that stay concistently good during all seasons
chandler is god at the start, but its just a shadow of himself in later seasons

The window is only good for looking at Ugly naked fat guy

Agreed. She's fantastic at playing squirmy and uncomfortable, like when Ross comes back from China with Julie or the episode where they have the goodbye party for Emily and she goes full cheerleader

Joey goes from being the turbo chad whos a tad dumb but thats all to being a complete retard in the later seasons

They ruin his character

>buy some furniture from a store
>they send 2 scrawny dudes to move a sofa up 2 stories in tight corridors
>have to help out as they can't manage
>keep saying pivot the when we get stuck
They've probably heard it 1000 times but I was cracking up

dont blame tbqh
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makes sense, the episode right after the engage (the one where they steal monica's thunder) is one of the absolute worst episodes in the entire series

Joey is a drooling retard by the end of the show and Monica is a shrill monster. Both are terrible.

I will say though that Joey is by far the best friend of the bunch and the only one who'd actually have your back

They ran out of things to do with him. He was normally funny, but when they do the whole crush on Rachel thing his character is done. Such a shitty plot line.

In the second half of the show (seasons 6-10) i think Joey goes on about 5 acting auditions. They could have done so much more with him but they just didnt and turned him into the dumb comic relief

He was a regular on Days of Our Lives, getting good money. Auditioning stopped being such a big deal.

He doesnt get back to Days of Our Lives untill like S8

Because soap operas are the epitome of an actors career.

In the last few seasons Joey and Phoebe became second tier to the two couples.

>tfw he gets back in with a based mommy sarandon episode

He was in a WW1 oscar bait alongside gary Coleman

Gary Oldman user

That's the fella

Was he /ourguy/?

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Martha Kauffman was one of the co-creators. Do you really think the other creator David Crane would contradict that statement?

Eh, it was a kissing cousins tier incest, so it wasn't as scandalous as it sounds

I meant the Ross/Monica stuff

Also that time Monica's parents had sex in front of her

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Ross is based.

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whats room with the question mark?

This.
>dumping a guy because of 'muh babies'
Dumb slut

holy fucking based

>turns out she's impotent anyway and has to adopt

kek

Monicas mess room

Joey had a spin-off

>taking a break in a relationship

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smug cunt

extremely based

whats a mess room (ESL)

youtube.com/watch?v=I1vYTG-JsdY

The Divorcer

It's not being used as an actual term here. That room is just a closet that has an ungodly amount of junk in it.
There is a similar term, (see: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mess), but that's not what he's referring to.

Rachel, but Ross handled it badly.
He was paranoid about her work colleague, leading up to the break. Then he goes and fucks a girl first thing, tries to cover it up and gets caught red handed, so to speak.

Ofcorse he's drunk as fuck and thinks she's finished with him but the point is he spend fucking forever going on and on and on about Mark as if he didn't trust his girlfriend to keep it in her pants, when she repeatedly reassured him, then he goes and bangs a chick the same day they have it out so it's not like Rachel is being some huge unreasonable bitch.

>Divorcer
Ross The Divorce Force sounds infinitely better

I prefer Phoebe the TurboBitch who can't read the room to Phoebe the Musical Hippie.

This should be the banner for Yea Forums. Ross is shitposting and he isn't even watching tv

the one you posted is great
also the one with ross's leather pants and the one where they watch the video of a woman giving birth because the title made them think it was porn

and the one where everyone is late to thanksgiving so monica doesn't let them in
>playing rock paper scissors
>joey waggles his fingers
>what's that
>fire! it beats everything
>oh really does it beat water baloon?
>well played phoebe buffay

and the one with monica and ross doing their school dance routine at the new years eve show

the brad pitt one was pretty good
>i'd shake your hand but i'm really into the game
>plus i think it'd be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other

You can add early simpsons to that.

How's nobody mentioned stripper Danny Devito?

>halloween ep with chandler in the pink bunny suit
>mona walks in
>oh great joey was hoping you'd come as a slutty nurse
>actually, i'm just a nurse
>you'd think that would embarrassed me, but you see i'm maxed out

yeah that was great
>they all finally get into it in the end
>he has to stop because he's so unfit

>I hate that place, they kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
>You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets
>I was tired.

the jew

>Tonight was the night. It was finally going to happen. Joey was going to fuck Phoebe.
>On nights like this Joey didn't eat anything. He needed to keep spry, limber, and light on his feet. His stomach was growling fierce, but he knew he couldn't eat that 8 inch meatball in the freezer.
>It was about 11:50 PM. Now was the time. Chandler was asleep in his room. Rachel and Monica were going to head to bed soon. Phoebe would have to leave the apartment.
>Joey looks through his peephole waiting for that purple door to open. His chicken clucked, he shushed him to be quiet. He watched the door with wide, dry eyes.
>He had his cock in his hands, fondling it. Not quite erect, but getting pumped with blood.
>The purple door opened. Phoebe gave a goodbye hug to Monica and then made her way to the exit.
>Joey slipped on the nylon mask, took off his jogging pants and then made his way down the stairs, quietly following Phoebe.

>Joey watched Phoebe make her way down the stairs, his cock hung, feeling the cold air from the stariwell
>Phoebe's ass might have been shrouded by the flowing clothes, but you could still make out every curve, her ass was ripe, like an apple ready to fall from the tree onto Newton's head
>Phoebe rounded the corner to the next flight of stairs, but saw something on the left corner of hey eyes. A Man, fully need with a nylon mask. She shrieked in terror.
>Joey was fast. Faster than Phoebe could scream. He padded down the stairs in his bare feet and clapped his hand over her mouth all before her purse could hit the ground. His italian hands muffled the sound quite well.
>Joey was rock hard now. All those nights of imagination coming to fruition. When he put the mask on he was something else. Someone else.
>He ripped her acid washed jeans off with frightening speed. Phoebe hammered on his shoulders as hard as she could, but this pile of muscles took the beating in stride. Each hit landed, and she could feel the large cock throb. He had the Unagi.
>He entered her. Despite all the struggle he entered her. Her hands squeezed her tight tits. The nipples were hard from the cold. He licked her neck and slowly moved to her mouth. He grunted in a deep voice "You bite me, and your women friends upstairs get it too". He removed his hand and then let his tongue explore her mouth. They tasted of Monica's cooking.
>The event lasted all of 58 seconds before he pulled out and came on her Maxi top. He let go of her and she fell down to the ground in a heap of tears and sadness. They all did. Monica didn't cry until he was done. Rachel, weirdly, reached orgasm, something Joey read up on, it was common. Ross cried all the way through. The funny thing, they never talked about it. No one ever went to the police.
>Phoebe looked up at him. Eye liner smearing. "Joey?"
>He didn't know how she found out. But she did. His blood ran ice.
>"How you doin'?" he said sheepishly

this is amazing if true.
I could imagine he specifically went for ladyboys not just for a fetish but he knew it would be the most humiliating possible type of person to fuck for his wife.

Matt really hit the jackpot of genetic good-looks. He's aged so well.

joey's hernia
>it's getting darker and more painful, that means it's healing

The one where Ross wears a women's shirt to a date and his girl is wearing the same shirt was pretty good