Refuses to elaborate

one day we will find his birth certificate that proves his real age (41)

>Min 90
>GARETH IN
>0-0
>Scores with a chilena
>Wins another champions
>Goes back to golf until another final
>Florentino extends his contract two years

Knowing how Ancelotti works, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Bale in the final.

>Leave Liverpool to us...

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Hazard - Benzema - Bale

KINO

>Hazard and Bale activate a beast mode
Madrid will be unstoppable

God I wish they'd been together in like 2015 that shit would have been so cash

As a Liverpool fan, this is the only way to lose I can accept

imagine the mixed feelings

Better than Rodryshit and Fraudicius Jr.

>CL linal in Paris
>Liverpool vs Real Madrid
>Liverpool dominating but the score is 1-1
>85th minute
>Salah slots one past Courtois
>Madrid fans are distraught
>Ancelotti needs some sort of miracle
>a hand taps him on his shoulder
>"put me on boss"

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>raises eyebrow
>BAH GAWD THATS BALE'S MUSIC

youtube.com/watch?v=Qvo5SeAwz88

>Bale gets scores
>Does the "Shhhh" to the Halal Madrid supporters

>scores a hat trick
>punches Salah in the face
>immediately leaves when the final whistle is blown because he needs to be on the green first thing tomorrow

He won’t even be on the bench, sadly. Him coming on and deciding the final would be the most kino thing ever seen on a football pitch. And I’m not saying this lightly. And yes I know some of you hate that gayass “kino” memeword. But do you disagree? Nah

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>scores a 40 yard blooter
>a bicycle kick
>and a tap in
>Bale's done it he's the hero
>trophy lifting ceremony
>Bale is nowhere to be seen
>suddenly Tom Jones starts blaring out of the stadiums PA system
>Bale drives out onto the pitch in a golf kart
>doing donuts and ruining the pitch
>steps out of the kart wearing full wales kit

>swapped in 78th minute
>0-0
>scores 2 goals one blooter and one bicycle kick
>celebrates alone a little bit
>fucks off

KEK

This would break Yea Forums

what part of merseyside are you from la?

Bale get subbed on
*boss music starts playing*

Edit: Thanks for the updoots kind stranger
Edit2: This really blew up over night

put me in the screencap lol lmao hey there r/Yea Forums XD XD

>You can't do it alone, Gareth...

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>make me proud my son

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hoping he still has a couple of these in him for the final

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imagine a player capable of making both teams seethe

based. also everything is forgiven and get his deserved place as a real madrid legend

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Gotta give it to Madrid. If any other team had flops this big they wouldn't be in the final. >inb4 bale is not a flop. He served his purpose but he's clearly shit now.

everything is already forgiven. you have nothing to forgive bale for, you should be thankful he graced your team with his presence and you should be for his forgiveness unrionically. he's the best player you've ever had.

>he's clearly shit now.
filtered. he's still world beating if he's actually motivated, which is admittedly rarely but he turns up for wales.

forgiven on both sides you dumb fairy. bit disingenuous thinking there isn't a problem right now when even hazard celebrates with the team. but it's ok, meme magic works in mysterious ways and bale will score in the final, and everything will be forgiven

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your media attacked him and your fans boo'd him, you blocked his transfer, he stopped caring about madrid. your own fault in the end I think

It's going to be a slurper until the 75'.
That's when Bale and Origi will get subbed on and they will have a battle for the ages to decide once and for all who the biggest clutch game player is.

>nooooo he was bullied by the media and fans
boo fucking hoo, probably the first player ever to get flak for being lazy right. guess which player was performing like shit while blackmailing team mates and hiring underage prostitues and is now the most beloved player of his team and on the verge of getting a ballon d'or. winning the fans back and shutting up the pundits literally takes 3 good games, as long as you are willing to stop being an entitled weakminded manchild. it's 100% on him

we have more important question here: is alaba starting? and if so, how will he fuck things up for madrid? prepare your threads boys! its gonna get wild

probably

Kek

take your med schizo

>receives 10/10 through ball from modric
>immediately dribbles the ball outside
>doesnt do anything for the remaining 3 minutes
>liverpool wins 2-1

bet

(You)

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jej

youtube.com/watch?v=a-bd5j18N0s

> drops a titler
> 9 iron out
> squares his hips
> Fires it right at Perez

Welsh Robert Horry

youtube.com/watch?v=87TIVsbrLw0

norge

Imagine if Real Madrid wins the UCL with a hat-trick by Bale and Portugal wins the world cup
bye bye Yea Forums

this is the only acceptable outcome of the CL final

>ancelotti has been prepping him in secret al season for one final mission
Based