FIRST LOOK AT MARVEL'S THE ETERNALS

>Same size cast IW and endgame retard
with characters that were presented in multiple movies before

its already forgettable

>no sexuality and uniqueness allowed

Same ppl that gave a shit about the gotg. Nobody until they made normies care. How stupid are you that you dont get how this works yet moron?

This is a stupid comic series and there were better options for Marvel to pick from. The fact that they're already scraping the bottom of the barrel after all the Larson bullshit gives the impression Fiege has finally lost it.

>Same size cast IW and endgame retard.
So 21 movies worth

>we want the Shazam audience

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How can you be above 13 and think yeah I wanna watch that

why? just why?
how will marvel justify that theu didnt protect earth when thanos attacked twice?

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And half of those characters wont be important to the main plot, the ikaris and sersi love story. So it doesnt really matter as most of them are simply side characters. No problems

based

>same size cast as IW and Engame
As another user pointed out none of them where new characters, audiences knew them all.
Also the vast majority of them got sidelined pretty quickly to concentrate on a handful of the central characters.
No one is jumping out of that cast as the central MC, it'll be an ensemble piece in which everyone is short changed.

who keeps thinking it's a good idea to hire that smug indian guy?

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So 20 something movies of backstory in a single movie. Ask DC how that strategy has worked out for them.

Yikes, that's an double strength extra tough cringe from me.

>how can you be 13 and want to watch the next cgi superpowered marvel action movie
Even im not dumb enough to not get the appeal of capeshit

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>Kit Harrington is gonna play Black Knight in Eternals
Why’s that other fag from Game of Thrones there then?

It's literally twice the size of the Guardians cast. You don't need 3 comic relief characters, 3 straight men, more than one romantic pairing or 3 tough guys.

The big guy from Train To Busain is based but I have no interest in this. Kumail is an awful actor.

i hate that indian guy so much

Will look as good as this

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See
There are only two main characters in the love story of the film. The rest are side characters. This simply a look at the entire cast. Literally nothing said of everyone getting an equal share of the spotlight. Are you retarded?

They keep making brown people whiter

Gemma Chan playing two characters in the same universe is a bad casting decision. Unless the characters are somehow connected through Marvel fuckery

Costumes look fucking afwul. Like face slapped to a random generic render.

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>yondu
>drax
>mantis
>star lord
>rocket
>groot
>nebula
>gamora
>main villain

Yea no retard. Its essentially the same size with varying degrees of importance to the characters.

god kumail's character looks smug as fuck
i don't know what they could do to get me interested in this film. wasn't sofia boutella heavily rumoured to be sersi? why are they casting gemma chan again?

who's the last chick on the right, and does she have nudes?

Is that McLovin?

Is that the new Power Rangers?

>pajet asnarin
yaiks

WOW! Color coded! Now I don't even have to remember their names! THANKS!

This
Let's fix it

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could care less, just wanted to post some Salma

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what the fuck are the eternals are why should i care? im tired of cinematic universes, just tell a story and let it end

I don't even think kids really care about comic book movies, its mainly just 20-30 year olds

its connected through she's the only other asian woman with any star power aside from constance wu

>just tell a story and let it end
They did. Now they are telling a new story

wtf is this

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a dyke child

Im waiting for the fix

That mutt from stranger things?

Kunail Naanpaneer is a Paki.

A thousand yr old child who cant age

Trans Children

would be much better if they were all white.

Just another ginger midget gremlin.

so they have bathrooms?

he's pakistani

So who is the main character, Ikaris or Sersi?

Guardians worked so well because James Gunn perfected the MCU goofball formula which they apply to all the films now, look at Thor ragnorak vs the 1st 2. Sure it was an enjoyable film but Thors entire backstory is one big joke now, they made a joke as his home planet/island was destroyed.

>Yea
that word isn't pronounced how you think it is, AND he said guardians, not guardians 2.
Groot is barely a character, Nebula gets basically no time, and the antagonist only shows up at the end of the movie. It's mostly the Quill/Rocket movie featuring Drax (appearance by Yondu)

Then Guardians 2 came out and it was awful

>Drax
>Gamora
>Rocket
>Groot
>Starlord
Those are the central characters of GotG and Groot barely counts.

Precisely retard, and ikaris and sersi are the central characters in that pic. Literally everyone else are side characters good and bad that revolve around them. Some may barely get screen time at all. What part are you struggling to grasp or do you need it repeated to you again that most of them are side characters?

The nigger is the one from Atlanta? I fucking love that motherfucker.

Wow you are really fucking dumb aren't you

Hes cool shit but is he wearing them gay jeans

I stand, paperboi is based af. Those 3 niggers from Atlanta are great actually.

Of course not! They are worse. Pakistan is like a retarded muslim stepbrother of India.

I'LL BE ETERNALS, SIR!

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This and Ms. Marvel is the only capeshit I'm not interested in. Overall, solid job from Disney.

>what the fuck are the eternals are why should i care?

why are new stories bad? OMG BATMAN OVER AND OVER AGAIN

>MCU
>new stories

>Jacked Mexican
>Thick naive black girl
>Asian chad
>White chad
>Wholesome Christian white girl
>Dudebro jokester

Shazam really was based.

I hate his disgusting Irish face so much bros.

>Marvel's Power Rangers

Marvel costume design was shit, but this is even worse than before.

If they wanted to make superheroes diverse why not make half of them alien looking? This looks so fucking boring, they need masks helms something to NOT EMPHASIZE ON HOW DIVERSE THE CAST IS

so is he going to play an autistic villain or someshit?

Shazam is actually more creative and less forced diverse than the garbage we see. This is more of a Power Ranger audience. Don't compare it dipshit.

>for you're

Of course you can't expect good grammar from a MCUck.

>Shazam is actually more creative and less forced diverse

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>ambassador for dior

how? the head on the cunt, he looks like a knacker

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Remember they change races and gender for this movie.

Purely (((((commercial)))) purposes

Hes with me.

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my lady

>a pajeet as a superhero

>wahhhh da jooooz!!1!

Middle ones naked

who is the leader?

>niggers
nope. I exited the MCU at Engdame because of the guaranteed increase in niggers.

This is all I see when I look at this photo, because this is what is emphasized

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>THE UNTERNALS

lemming

>here's the next few years of your MCU bro

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Kumail Nianjani is such an insufferable cunt. I have no idea what this series is but I know I'll never watch it because of that preachy pajeet.

There's something about that Indian guy that is unsettling to me, I can't really describe it, but he makes me sick. He is a smug bitch with the face of a radio personality.
I don't understand why Hollywood is pushing him into many projects if he repulses their audience and single handedly runs everything with his tolken/bad acting

Which one is Kid Harrington on the stage

>Irish
>implying he doesn't look like some Finnish/Russian faggot with Finno-Ugric genes
I agree though, he has a very punchable face

COPE

This looks shittier than nu wars. Fucking how?

>Kit Harrington is gonna play Black Knight
>mfw

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>selma trying to get some of that mcu money before its all over

im ok with this

The artworks for their costumes are awful. It's like every CGI suit used in the MCU movies.

I hope they actually don't wear any real suits, just CGI mocap, make the MCU even more dishonest

I thought The Eternals were going to be cosmic villains like Dormammu, more like forces of nature than anything else, that the regulars would take on in an epic movie. Instead we get TEN fags in space clothes. Fucking lame.

>imagine, an endless number of streets to poo in

UNCOEUR BENJER

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Did they cast Richard Madden? Pretty based

The irish are the most disgusting creatures on the planet
Yes, you're off the hook Mutts

anglos are worse imo

The black girl is as short as the ginger kid on stage. But she's a fully grown woman in costume? I am confused.

you could say he has a super pooer

>Catkiller playing a Superhero
Hearty Kek

Yup, It's Paper Boy. I don't know anything about the Eternals but he and the fat asian dude from Train to Busan will end up being the highlight of this movie.

except unlike shazam this wont bomb

Is that Richard Madden? Damn there's just no escape from the capeshit even for alright actors.

fallow fields for the next hype cycle

Agreed. But they're acting like he's "the next big thing" and everyone praises his acting for some bizarre reason. I really don't understand.

I've never been one of the MCU naysayers, but there's no way the films continue to be as profitable as they are now. Phase 4 is absolutely screaming "diminishing returns" in a way that none of the prior phases did. There was always something to get the normies hyped. But now that the ultimate load has been blown with Infinity War/Endgame, they must know that they can't keep it up. Eternals, Shang-Chi, etc. are just things people do not know about or care about. And if the whole Spider-man issue doesn't get rectified, they are really in some shit.

Is that Wong?

2020 is a poor year for their MCU

Reminder that they're turning 2 male characters into females.

Kirby rolling in his grave.

they'll continue to be massive successes, which will prove how corrupt disney is

Good, all white men should be in graves. The characters belong to minority women and trans otherkin now, shitlord.

>there's no way the films continue to be as profitable as they are now
I agree, they might score big here and there of course. But overall they should prepare for ant man numbers rather than endgame numbers. The movie star power alone is diminished greatly by RDJR's absence. There's an attempt at mitigating this phenomenon by targeting obvious markets and trends. But it might not be enough. I think that Marvel is just betting big on phase 5&6 with FF and X Men. Phase 4 is only a transitional phase.

Phase Four looks like it sucks, but I think people are still too deep under The Mouse's spell to walk away quite yet. They're still only a few months out from their Endgame nerdgasm and will cough up money for Black Widow to get their fix, it'll be an $800M+ grosser that leaves detractors wondering "how?" Give it a couple years of this lackluster lineup and the general public will be just about fed up, all of 2020 and 2021 without Avengers level hype is a looong time. Phase Five will have to hit the ground running with Guardians and X-Men as soon as possible for the MCU to not start taking on water.

CAPESHIT NEEDS TO DIE ALREADY

It's funny how when they do it to characters nobody's ever heard of no one gives a shit, but if they did to characters like Batman and Alfred everyone would freak out. Kek.

No, it's Right.

People legit worship Disney/Marvel like a religion. While I don't care cause I'll be dead in 50 years, it's actually quite amusing to watch in real time.

I could not give less of a fuck about /pol/ or fans crying about minorities, trans, women and shit. Cast all the fucking minorities you want! Please! But why are they all so fucking ugly!?! No one looks like a fucking movie star anymore! Everyone looks like bums they just pulled from Comic-Con.

like shazam then

Except you're the fucking retard whorebag. I've cared about Gotg before you were born and never given a shit about the shitty eternals you fucking spermdump. Suck cock. Also MCU gotg was dogshit

Fuckhole cunt. Eat your dogs shit nigger

If they couldn't make the inhumans interesting you can bet the Eternals have even less chance, hell the only interesting Eternal is Thanos

Gunn only had to copy the Guardians of the Galaxy 2006 run that was amazing, Marvel doesn't have any interesting story to make about the Eternals

a Child from Skyrim

>by targeting obvious markets and trends
Which is curious because the 'woke' crowd is not a loyal one and not one that spends money on these kinds of things. This of course is typically where people bring up Black Panther and Captain Marvel being huge successes. Black Panther was, I believe, a legitimate success because people wanted to virtue signal over having seen it, plus there is a lot of genuine love for it as well. Captain Marvel is almost certainly a case of fraud and inflated ticket sales, evidenced by the new whistleblower and the empty theater controversy. Anyways, I think pulling the diversity card will not pan out in the long run, and I think Marvel either knows that and is taking a hit for some positive PR, or I think they're unaware but will quickly learn when those sales start to drop off. More likely the former.

>Phase 4 is only a transitional phase.
This is an interesting take and I am inclined to agree. There is simply too little in the way of normie hype material for this to not be intentional. I suspect there's more to be announced for Phase 4, as I believe we were supposed to hear about a new Black Panther, Captain Marvel and Guardians 3. It's curious that there's been so little talk about it so far. But as you say, they are probably banking big time on Phase 5 when they can bring in the Fox properties, so they can use Phase 4 to garner up those good boy points from the fans by pandering to feminists and other losers. Then they can go all out in Phase 5 by bringing in the properties that fans actually care about, as they'll have already done their part for the non-fans who just want to see a broad spectrum of skin colors and sexualities on the screen.

Maario Naharis

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I agree. The biggest offender to me is Tessa Thompson. If they're going to cast a black woman as (effectively) a Norse goddess, she'd better at least be absolutely gorgeous. But Tessa Thompson is goddamn hideous.

If Thanos is an Eternal, why was he all big and purple while all the other ones look like boring humans?

Absolutely, unequivocally based

I say they start hiring porn actresses. Acting ability is a non issue considering ScarJo's employment.

i'm watching doctor strange and thor and then that'll most likely be the last new marvel movie i ever watch, the rest line up for the next decade looks like total dogshit

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who are these fags and why should I care? Feels like another Inhumans thing, a bunch of overpowered assholes that no one cares about

Tessa Thompson is a horrendous actress as well. Absolutely void of charm or charisma. And putting her in a movie with Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, no less. Terrible choice.

terrible costumes, so generic and uninspired.

He's a mutant Eternal who looks like a Deviant (the enemy race of the Eternals) that's why nobody trusted him

quick rundown on these bozos

>painting the subject of blatant racism as the villain

Pretty problematic, Marvel

the mcu costume designer in a nutshell

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What the fuck is this? Looks like a shitty power rangers or something.

everyone looks fucking GAY

the entire galaxy uses the same tailor

Who has a better 2020? The MCU or DCEU?

Birds Of Prey + Wonder Woman 1984

vs

Black Widow + Eternals