You have 10 minutes to impress Miranda Priestly in your job interview for Runway Magazine Yea Forums

You have 10 minutes to impress Miranda Priestly in your job interview for Runway Magazine Yea Forums.
What do you do?

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eat her ass

Demonstrate my physique

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Show her my penis, which is remarkably large

Shed be a great Domina

Repeat "Fuck Trump" for 9 minutes and then say it was her turn.

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stare at her for 10 minutes then say i drive

If that were true you wouldn't be here. You wouldn't even know this place exists.

t.jizzbrain

post it

My wife is watching this shit on tv, I despise that bitch streep and Hathaway I hope they both die in a fire along with everyone who made this trash.

Edgy.

>wife
She's cheating on you

woof

Same. My wife and her son like watching it and discussing how Hathaway's boyfriend isn't necessarily the breadwinner and that working in a kitchen is still a job for boys

*puff* 13% of the population
* huff huff* 50% crime rates

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>If you have a big dick, you have to be in porn
This is your brain on porn

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Guilty pleasure kino? Guilty pleasure kino.

Love the creepy smile at the beginning

I have a big dick and because I'm a skeleton it looks even bigger so I take it out and start jerking off while maintaining eye contact with her then shoot a huge fucking load all over her desk. Then ask her "did you like it mommy?".

i lick her butthole til she begs for it to be filled with cock

>tfw no incel white bf

>that
>incel
nice cope

>take a dump
>wear it as a hat
>"we can sell it for $5000"

Shit on the floor while staring her in the eyes and stroking my flaccid cock

the only correct answer

he look like an incel

>her son
shit bait.

>what do you do?

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Not a huge Meryl Streep fan but she was fuckable hot in this and Adaptation.