Based Sheev

I want a lobotomy so all I remember is the original trilogy.

>based Sheev

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Funniest thing about this post is, people are so afraid of Disney shills, you can't even discuss it in an objective manner.
Yea Forums is officially dead.

REY BECOMING EVIL CONFIRMED

BASED JJ

Star Wars == SAVED

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>last film had 2 fights that involved lightsabers
>not a single lightsaber touches another lightsaber in each of those fights
What are you talking about?

will he do his flying spin attack?

this is a new next level of hackery, I want all the retards that complained about Sheev clone to apologize

>the big reveal in the movie is the Emperor is back.
>lets put it on the poster
Disney have gone full retard.

A good movie

>Biggest element is Sheev looming
>Rey and Kylo will fight AGAIN! And Rey will win AGAIN!

I'll bet it's a stupid alternate reality sequence from the "force flash" scene

Fix the motherfucking old characters they've ruined.

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why does he look so fucking low res and fake?
sheev looks like a fucking ps2 pre-rendered character

>Never talked about for the past 2 movies, not even a loose plot thread
>Out of nowhere for the final of the trilogy just put Palpatine on the poster

>palpatine is the villain of all 3 trilogies and 9 films

Thats some serious lack of creativity

this right here... nothing has been signalling this, absolutely nothing. its pulled out of a hat as a last ditch effort, its weird and sad

*starts crying*

This imagery is kind of weak considering we already know how rey can win in CC with barely any training in using a lightsaber. I like how desperately nuwars shills defended how that even made sense.

Well Rian killed off the Palpatine stand in on top of ruining the "momentum" JJ had built up, so might as well go full retard for the last.
Not like they have anything to lose.

when i was a child, i hated bullies who would beat up and fuck with "nerds". but now, i understand.

and if this is suppose to be the big plot twist, why put it on the fucking posters HAHA they've lost their goddamn marbles

>why put it on the fucking posters
Sheer desperation.
They have no more tricks up their sleeve to pull people back. All they'd really have to do is actually put fucking Luke in it, imply they fixed Rian's huge mistake, but they flat refuse to do that for some odd fucking reason.

Dark Empire is canon now?

>Sheev desperation.

Honestly, as a nerd who got bullied myself, it’s necessary. I learned to hide my power level because of it and now I have actual social skills. Now, we have all these anti-bullying rules and suddenly we have all these zoomers running around acting like fucking spergy manchildren well into their 20s and 30s. Shit needs to stop. We need to start beating up nerds again. Would probably cut back on all this tranny nonsense too.

How was this supposed to be a twist? It was in the fucking trailer for christ sake

they're desperate as fuck, especially considering

>still trusting them to not fuck up the rest of the old characters
how dumb are you

human beings can't have things too easy. i had it pretty good growing up, but wish i didn't get off the hook as much as I did i might actually be something right now

What about the force scream?

I still don't forgive them for blueballing us on Kyle vs Luke. It's like they crush every good opportunity they see.
And this whole trilogy just shits on the OT and Prequels, since apparently Luke destroying the death star and bringing the empire down killing Space Hitler Vader and Palpatine meant nothing since a few years later they all came back and killed everyone.

should have left it on the trailer and not blew their load until the movie comes out. at least give us some suspense

That’s the problem with all this “tolerance”. Are the snowflake types really so blind that they can’t see the inherent danger in letting everyone just do whatever they want without question, and accepting everyone’s preferred identities even if they make no fucking sense? You can’t have everything you want, you can’t do whatever you want, and you can’t be whatever you want. That’s why only a small handful of people have ever been to space despite like 90% of everyone wanting to be an astronaut when they were kids. Shit just doesn’t work that way. You don’t get to have everything without working exceptionally hard for it (or getting very lucky).

Why should they have left it out of the trailer? They killed off the main villain in the last movie, no one seriously thinks they're gonna do a whole movie where Kylo is the big bad because he's the most successful and sympathetic character in these movies, so they better suggest who the actual villain is going to be.

Exactly. But the hope of his return is the selling point but we know it will be short lived because its the last movie.

He didnt say leave it out retard

>Luke is shown to be so OP that he not only doesn't even need to show up but he effortlessly dodges every single one of Kylo's strikes
>blueballing
What? This is like complaining Luke didn't show off god tier force powers despite him literally creating a force clone of himself.

>Rey is now Sith
...why? Why didn't this occur in the previous movie like it should've? This won't fix anything.

>Creates a force ghost across the galaxy since he couldn't make it in time
Well that's a nice trick, I can't wait to see what he does once they reunit-
>Dies of a heart stroke
That just ruined it.
If this was another one of Luke's overpowered tricks, it'd be cool. But just some long-distance projection killing him off sucks. You know what I'd expect to kill him off? Creating some force storm that destroyed Kylo's fleet and temporarily knocked them out to let the rest escape.
Sacrificing his life for something like that, I'd buy it. Not some illusion.

Also don't try to sugarcoat it, it was just Luke's ghost posing and dodging a swing, that shit wasn't a proper lightsaber duel in a Star Wars movie.

It's either a Force vision (we already know that the movie is going hard on the TFA-style Forceback fuckery) or Sheev temporarily possesses her and Kylo will have to make her snap out of it with the power of love.

he said "left it on" which doesn't even make sense dipshit. he also said they shouldnt have revealed it till the movie was out so i have no idea what else his and/or your illiterate ass meant

>Kylo is so shit that Luke didn't even need to lift a finger
>sugarcoat
What?
Also I love how much people bitched about the prequels de-mystifying the force only to then bitch again when they're given an amazing force ability that is purely created through meditation. You faggots have no idea what you want

Kek.

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is this someone's guess or something? What

Dark Rey is just a vision. They also show an "evil" C-3P0 with red eyes.

They are so fucking desperate with this movie. They are just shoving any fanservice element they can think of (without actually committing of course)and braindead turds are eating it up.

A fight. I want a fight, with light sabers since it's a star wars movie. Maybe just make the Force Clone be able to interact with things and have him duel with Kylo, get killed and THAT'S why the real Luke dies too.
He doesn't have any right to laugh at Kylo when he died from the massive effort it took him to create that projection.

>80% of poster is an old character
>muh dark rey to appease ugly fat fanboys, but it's just a vision anyway
>kylo's ugly helmet is back to sell toys when all any of his fangirls want is to see Adam Driver's face

fucking lol desperation times x1000 and even then they fuck it up

>"evil" C-3P0 with red eyes.
lmfao

Seriously?! We tracing art now?

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Love the fact the UK gets to see it a day earlier than the US :D

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>Snoke does the "Force projection illusion" trick TWICE in the same damn film with Ben & Rey, so realistically Ben gets wet from the rain happening where Rey is
>Luke does this trick once, can't even make his projection move fucking salt, exhausts himself to death with it
So insulting.

>Rey becoming evil
isnt this just Game of Thrones season 7

I don't think we have any shots from the movie where he actually wears the damn thing. It's a typical Star Wars merch bait, he'll probably wear it in one scene and then never use again.

>Rey becoming evil
>the plot point everyone and their children guessed since episode 7
>pasty retards on the internet "WOW AMAZING WHOA!!!!!"

How does it feel being the "Fat Nation" now over the US?

>pedaling back and forth throughout a trilogy so it becomes a tug-o-war between JJ and Rian
>not preplanning the trilogy to have a meaningful overarching story instead

The NuEU is still not done with inserting Space Fuel into everything in an attempt to salvage TLJ's nonsense.

The Force bond is not Force projection man. Kylo literally says this in the first scene, that it's something different and if Rey tried it, it would kill her.

It'll just be a dream sequence
No way she actually turns

Yes since we've never had this fake out before

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The laugh was in the teaser, Ian McD was on stage afterwards. There's nothing to reveal. Instead, The Return of Sheev is the film's selling point.

AMAZING :D

I love this whole train wreck, its so entertaining
I wont pay to see it, but i will enjoy all the youtube videos and drama surrounding it

>Yoda: "WOOHOOHOURRHURRHURR! REY THE BOOKS REY NEEDS DOES NOT! OKAY BY ME IS SHE!! WURRHOUUHHRRHURRHURRHURR"

>Rey becomes Sith

>Yoda: "Oh man...the Dark Side clouds EVERYTHING! See it coming could not!!! WHOURRRHOOHURRHURRHURRHURRHURRHURRR!!!"

i watched all star wars movies and i've enjoyed them all, don't @ me haters. but one thing i don't understand what's the deal with those saber colors? i mean why are they different kinds? do different swords use some different chemical in them?

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Member snoke? I member

>Snoke literally says he's behind projecting them

He should do the sheev spin in the movie, but it should last 3 times longer
I would pay to see that

>Star Wars EPX
>REY HAS VANISHED
>the New New Republic falls to yet another clone of Sheev’s empire
>the Empire will always survive in some shape or form
>the Jedi failure cycle continues forever
Sheev always wins baby

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>the return of Sheev will be a few voice lines by McDiarmid and Matt Smith grinning menacingly for the rest of the movie
Have people learned nothing?

>but they flat refuse to do that for some odd fucking reason

It would be even more cringe to try and retcon an entire movie that's still fresh in people's minds.

They'll probably bring-back Luke as a force ghost and have him apologize for being so out-of-character in episode 8.

In canon it's random, except for red which is bled through the user pouring their hate

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Yeah, the guy who was literally not given any backstory in 2 long films and was supposed to be the main villain.

>Menacingly

Hahaha waa that a JoJo reference? Because i got it hehe
I got your jojo reference friend, dont worry your secret is safe with me, dio!
(Another epic reference i just made, it will be our little inside joke :3333)

No one wants that fugly mask around anymore. It's true he probably won't even wear it, thank God, but it's obnoxious and desperate how they are putting him in it for the posters everywhere. They are doing almost the exact same thing with Dark Rey. Pointless fanservice. It's going to be a vision and amount to nothing and it doesn't make sense for her character anyway just like Kylo rebuilding the mask makes zero sense. What a clusterfuck.

Can you shut the fuck up about Dark Rey already, it's 100% a 2 second vision seeing as C-3P0 is also "evil" with red eyes. God, you fucks are so fucking dumb and gullible.

Lando is based though, they'd have to try really hard to fuck that up

but they fucked up LUKE somehow so Idk, maybe they'll manage

>C-3P0 is also "evil" with red eyes
they can't be this dumb

>they'd have to try really hard to fuck that up
He was the only black guy in the galaxy for the whole OT, they won't even try.

that is some visionary shit.

THANK YOU BASED SHEEV

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Based and sheevpilled

pretty much.
thats how it SHOULD work.

Which characters have they ruined?

saved and based

Not as dumb as Dark Rey.

There's already an evil Protocol Droid called 0-0-0 in canon. He sounds exactly like C-3PO, since he manages to fool Luke once by spraypainting is black chassis golden. Also, his eyes glow red. So they're cannibalizing their own EU already.

The fact that anyone gives a fuck about "Dark Rey" just further highlights what a failure of a character she is. They can't actually market her on what her character is (light sided, boring, infallible) so they have to market her as something she isn't at all. It's hilarious.

What a great train wreck this has turned into. I'm guessing they are going to do the time travel stuff. It's JJ, after all. It would explain Palps, and how Rey has the old light saber.
I bet Disney will throw the ST down the memory hole about a month after this is released.

sneed

I hope Sheev wins in this movie. Also, fuck Disney.

I want Disney to lose money

Refuse to believe this is real. It's absurdly terrible.

It's so true. The fact that they saved it for the last shot like it's some big reveal too is the funniest shit.

People hate Rey so fucking much that they have to resort to centering the hype for her character entirely around an idea that she never was and never will be. Imagine. her entire character hype for IX is hinging on her from a vision. lmao at her and her fans.

why does palpatine look like a cartoon?

oh god.. ive devoted my life to a children's movie franchise..

Why do (((they))) hate green lightsabers?

LMFO Luke was interesting for me for the first time in TLJ, not some lame boyscout fag

Don't underestimate my daddy Sheev you pissant

Ok

Say whatever you want capeshit lovers, this one hyped me more than BP2 or widow combined

Fuck off faggot, Sheev is eternally based.

How come they're arent any YELLOW lightsabers?

>Luke becomes a milkies drinking hermit
>"Wow he's just like me"

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Glad you agree on him being boyscout fag in OT

There are

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That's not a high bar, user. But yes even assuming we don't enjoy Star Wars it'll give us much to shit talk about, I mean TLJ is still being discussed to this day by how bad it was

Shut the fuck up why would there be yellow lightsabers?

Glad you relate. I enjoy his fall from grace and finally becoming interesting character with a depth

TLJ: skywalkers are over.
ROS: skywalkers are back!

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ALL THESE FUCKING DUPLICATE THREADS
Jesus the shilling is strong as hell

those new old jedi look like such shit. Everything in Star Wars looks like it belongs to some uninspired MMO.

Plo Koon's was orange, IIRC.

Based shills driving /nu/ tv to a coping shoot

OT trilogy fanboys ruined Star Wars forever
i'm glad this fuckers deserved this

Are his eyes straight from Lion King live adaptation?

>eating it up
Nobody is eating it up.
Normies dont care anymore and shitlibs wernt going to watch it anyways. Disney did the impossible and made star wars unpopular

>Disney did the impossible and made star wars unpopular
if only they put that energy and effort into making them good. SW has some deep and weird lore. the great sith war alone is 9 movies.

Imagine them NOT fucking him up.

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looks like the Palpatine from the animated show lmao

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The last Jedi should have happened with the way the Force Awakens was written and presented. What is happening now is that this new trilogy is looking neurotic and unstable as all fuck because they keep flip flopping on either original trilogy pandering or "deconstruction"

>Star The Rise of Skywalker Wars

What a pretentiously asinine and long title

...

Both are shit

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Didn't they make him bi?

>OT trilogy

What does the T stand for?

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>implying people are going to see it

Lmaoing at your life

I don't think we can get anymore BASED

That poster what the leaker said about the spoilers of this film

>Its more like tearing up space but that stuff doesn't show up until the end of the movie during the final fight between Rey and Kylo Ren and its mostly happening because of Palpatine's spirit. Rey manages to hack Palpatine's power to do what he does like how she hacked into Kylo Ren in the first movie. She's like a sponge. The characters clash on the ruins of the Death Star but every time their lightsabers touch it sends them to a different moment in history on a different planet, like how Rey got swooped into those realistic visions in Force Awakens when she touched Luke's lightsaber. The end result is a "happy ending".

>Kylo Ren and Rey clash for the last time. During the clash they keep shifting through time. Palpatine is becoming more powerful but so is Rey. Rey with the help of a struggling Kylo Ren is able to subdue Palpatine by creating a tear in the Force sucking him and Kylo in a la Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But Rey refuses to let him die so she uses her newfound ability to alter space and time to change destroy Palpatine's spirit itself which causes countless of moments and planets to flash before Rey and the film ends with a narration telling the story of Luke which clips showing where the characters are now in some kind of epilogue. Showing Finn living on his homeplanet with his family, Leia and Han holding each other while looking over a balcony, Luke looking over the horizon and looks back to see a large cone-shaped building behind him and Rey is on Tatooine at Luke's old home walking towards the double sunset and looks at it the same way Luke did. She's then joined by Kylo Ren who puts his arm around her shoulder and the film irises out

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So his name is Sheev Palpatine?
lol

So all of this has been just absolutely pointless. Bravo Disney.

Backpedaling: the conclusion?

The only way to redeem this shitfest is for Rey to find out that her mom was a sith whore who was impregnated by the phantom cock of sheev's dark force ghost.

Apparently.

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>fucking up so hard you have to reboot your own sequel trilogy

Fucking kek, bravo Disney

I’m definitely not watching that shit!!

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why does Sheev look like a cartoon? zoom in on the image, he looks terrible.

The singular one thing that sequels have done right is toning down that shit. Im fine with the final entry having a big lightsaber fight.

one of the shittiest posters i have seen in my entire life.

cgi sheev looks like cover art from an early 2000 morrowind pc game or something

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That sounds like absolute dogshit

This sounds so stupid that I believe it

So well Rey be Anikins mum?

That's how you know that it's true.

>Sheev offers to teach Rey force lightning and WOOOOAAAARRRGGHH spin
>she already knows them and can do them better than him

A good fucking movie