Are you excited about are new product, customer?

This might be the most depressing post I have ever read on this board

Getting money for acting like some kind of effeminate underdeveloped kid and pretending to be a nerd?
Becuase in that case you would be right, I like money

what mental illness does he have?

is this considered a reaction image of a reaction video?

He's always been a reaction channel. The videos before look exactly the same

soi boi cuckery

I really don't get reaction videos. It's one part of zoomerism that remains a mystery. Are they that mentally malleable that they need to be told how they're meant to feel shot by shot?

what is that shit in his cheek? disgusting

His body is unable to produce testosterone.

>People want a family and a house whether those things make them happy or not

You're a fucking idiot.

the one where you make Disney threads and post frogs everyday

What compels a person to actually enjoy Onions Wars? Seriously, I can't fathom it. It's a shitty, horrible, boring, stupid and dumb universe with equally inane characters. Everything looks so fucking retarded. It puts Sci-Fi to shame.

WAIT... this dude's name is... Butts.

His name is Butts. His name is literally Butts. How did we not know this?

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A sense of satisfaction. Completeness. Calm. Contentness. Being in control of where you stand and what you are in the grand scheme of things.

I think it's for autistic people to watch how normies react, with a bit of youtubers trying to steal the thunder and clicks of the trailers.

It's the internet so if you can't figure out why it's there it is either Autism or people are jacking off to it.

i wanna punch him in a fucking face

Wow, what an inspirational bug person. I wish I could completely lack sentience to the extent that I wear a graphic tee on live television.

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Also something about making something alone(watching the trailer) feels different from watching with someone else

You don't read people very well. That kid is miserable. He hides it behind Star Wars and other childish media.

very satisfying to see he hustles hard and gets no views because this isn't the sort of content that can pay off later as it only relates to current events unlike other channels where having a huge backlog can eventually payoff. fuck this guy.

Having those things without being happy would be miserable.

>zoomers
the guy in the op pic is at least in his 30s

What's funny is that he got much more views before the Episode IX trailer.

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I wanna closeline him so bad

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I love how he's literally shaking with laughter at the fact that a bunch of internet neckbeards are getting enraged at his happiness.

So... being happy then?

Damn, I was hoping he was getting some money so he could fix his fucking teeth or that lesion on his ugly face - the dude looks british.

Kill it with fire.

I'm not that user but the only thing depressing here is you being a bugman

I just want to knock his teeth out with a fucking hammer

This is really making my day. Its like a turning of the tides and gives me hope for the internet. Maybe the mental illness of the masses was just a phase.

those views are so low......I hate to bring up the possibility....but is this guy for real? I mean not a character invented by Disney marketing to appeal to white nerds but a real live person!!!

megatoad

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>one week
>at least 24 videos
jesus christ

That is not happiness, it's an embodiment of living in a zombified state of consumerism and nostalgia.

I liked his reaction when he saw Carl Weathers: "OOOOH!"... like he was shocked, "There's TWO black guys in space, wtf?"

>tfw it's not the caveman ages anymore and you can't just bash in the head of someone you fucking hate

I believe his infamous Rise of Skywalker trailer reaction was legitimate, but I'm convinced this reaction is just out of spite. I think he's doing it because he's well known for being a cringe reactionist now.

What a mediocre actor. He has no range.

hilarious and true

third worlders do it all the time

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS FACE?

Not in the sense the original post meant it.

>are

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I don't think you understood my post

I said this yesterday, I thought it was Lando the whole time I watched the trailer until I thought about afterwards.

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If love isn't shared with another person, then does it really exist? Just pretend to be happy if you don't intend on sharing or drug up.

a corporate movie about space wizards is all he has

I have to agree with you, it really seems to be trying to get the same hate-buzz again.

I don't consume things. I create them, in a swarm. Some might be useless, but numbers are on my side just as much as they are on yours, corporate slave. And I will make something worthwhile. To create is the purpose of human existence, as we are made in the image of the creator.

Then explain what you meant

Reminds me of all those gay dudes who post videos of themselves jerking off, give them straight tags and still get no views.

he still has his cuck mark

bros...its malignant

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That's because people looked at his old videos when he got his fifteen minutes, not because he had some imaginary fanbase that abandoned him because the episode IX reaction sent them over the edge for some reason.

I won't be tricked again.

blacked/nintendo version when?

s-STOP BEING HAPPY!!! FUCK YOU S*YBOY FAGGOT! CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE! I HATE THAT YOU ENJOY THINGS I DONT LIKE!!

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Terminal consumerism.

>consuming incessant media is happiness

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>his "partner" has the "we should try an open relationship" glasses

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His joys are counterfeit.

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this is not shopped

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I'm actually jealous of this guy. I have never been this excited about anything in my life.

He's acting. Every reactiontard overacts in order to stand out from other overactors.
Also, the older you are the more blown out your dopamine receptors so a guy his age can't get very excited without hard drugs.

Are people just autismos so they can't tell that this guy's reactions are fake as shit?

How do you achieve true happiness, anons?

>are new
ESL fags must hang

And the dread returns. Thanks user for your logic. Looks like the autists will maintain their internet rule. On a similar note who are these people that donate on live chats? Who would give someone 25 bucks on youtube? What is the psychology of the paypig? Do they dump a few hundred bucks a month on in an account or something just to donate? How does that all work?

interesting insight you got there.

Find someone you love and stare into their eyes.

Buy a cheap motorcycle and ride around finding joy in adventure. Take ecstasy and dance all night at a rave. Learn to play guitar and influence a generation. Start a revolution and get it televised. Go outside and actually live your life, instead of watching other people be interesting from the safety of your bed on a screen.

Aren't all movies and tv shows corporate products, why is it only bad if it's disney?

Doubt it, day my son was born was the happiest day off my life and one of the few times I shed a tear. It was a euphoric, spiritual experience. Something I guess this guy gets from watching corporate slop.

That's not the kind of happiness that matters.

he will regret such an empty life later on

He's acting you blind man. That's why it's so annoying looking at him because he's literally putting on fake tears of joy to try and get people hyped for the latest Mouseflick *for free*

>official clothing store images are not shopped

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This is also very true, most of his reactions are vastly overplayed for attention. He's a complete leech, something more akin to a teenage girl than a grown male. I laughed when he was driven to tears by trailer for the Star Wars sequel trilogy he so desperately loved, yet fucked up and mispronounced Kylo Ren's name.

I love ESL men god I'm so wet right now.

Everything big budget is a corporate product, but usually there is a balance between the artist the corporate interest. EA and WB gets the same shit about their vidya because they force shit down the studios.

True happiness is spending all your time on a message board, posting the same memes and opinions over and over again. You still watch Disney movies, but you watch them only to complain about them.

This, he knows he will get views now

brush yer fucking teeth you disgusting goblin

Also you post pictures of little girls' feet.

He has a drinking problem. I don't know why Yea Forums never brings it up. He regularly does "drunk movie night" streams. He drinks when reacting to Star Wars, like the Episode IX video. He's drinking right now.

red and basepilled

I agree with the spirit of what you are saying but you phrased it in a very gay and dorky way which is very off-putting. Please consider being less of a dork in the future if you want to get people on your side. I'd be happy to help if you had any questions.

His whole channel is dedicated to being a parasite. He didn't remove the comments on the Star Wars vid not because he's a cool dude who respects fair play or whatever, but because he desperately wants attention. I don't know how self-aware he is, but whether he is or not, he wants people to look at him.

I hate this guy.

Same

Holding that beautiful black boy in my arms for the first time was the greatest moment of my life.

You're average white male Democrat lmao

i saw some of that and it was the lamest, most safe conversation ive ever seen and heard. Honestly pathetic

I have a question: Why has no one told this man that he has a carcinoma on his face that should be excised and tested for skin cancer? Seriously.

he's talking about the audience for these videos
although in my experience there are just as many old people willing to watch and laugh at the most inane shit imaginable so it could be literal boomers watching this shit.

rent free

He's had it since forever. Though for some reason it was smaller in his old videos.

you really don't understand what that phrase means

rent free

Why are liberals so fucking ugly? Libcels should be exterminated

Honestly, Disney has somehow managed the impossible by getting me to not care at al about Star Wars. If it was a bad movie at least I'd be pissed off at it, but the way it is Star Wars might as well not exist for me. I just don't care anymore.

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probably scratching at it for more views. he reminds me of furfag who had his hands amputated for furfag clout. The internet is destroying these people

Ignorance and Cognitive Dissonance?

I donate several hundred euro a month to livechats. It is an addiction honestly, I like the positive attention from cute girls. Worst part is that I was married happily (my wife was fat and ugly but still) but I felt she never felt the joy the streamers do. I even tried to fix our marriage when she found out by having her carry around a 'donation bucket' and a giant cardboard cut out 'live chat' which was a mimic of the sort of chat you'd seen on a streaming site that had some random conversation on it. I'd try randomly giving her money when she did something cute by putting it into her bucket. but she said it was weird and humiliating and left me. Not that I blame her, its my fault. Its an addiction like I said, I still do it now. Last month I gave a girl 300 euro because her vag slipped out when she was doing a jigsaw puzzle and her pussy lip went into the face of a man on the puzzle who was wearing a suit. I was also in a suit so it made me horny.

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>DUDE POLITICS DETERMINE YOUR LOOKS LMAO

Rent free libcel subhuman

They do, liboids are all hideous faggots, trannies, niggers, spics, and incel rejects. Not a coincidence, though it's more like your looks determine your politics.

post your face with time stamp right
now if i’ll assume you’re fucking hideous and projecting

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>he thinks I'm liberal
Just pointing out facts missy.

What form of mental illness do you have?

>gets ass blasted over subhuman liboids getting DABBED on
>I'm n-n-not a l-liboid ;_;
Fucking pathetic, kill yourself and stop breathing my air

Is that what daddy used to say or?

That's rich, liberalism is mental illness, now go mutilate your genitalia you eunuch fuck

To be fair there were about a half dozen Alpha lookin' black dudes with cop mustaches who became famous in the 70s and 80s.

Maybe if daddy never divorced your crack whore mother you wouldn't be a faggot libcel reject, kill yourself

>liberal
Wrong.
I don't subscribe to political extremism. You're no different than your lib brethren in that regard.

>it doesnt matter how pathetic i am as long as i'm happy! it doesnt matter that the movie is awful as long as it makes me happy! it doesnt matter if my wife as a bf as long as im happy being a cuck!

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>grasping at straws

As a Gen Xer I'm sad that one of the few cultural messages that did NOT get through was that

>tv lying to you and just wants you to consume products in order to try to be happy.

I thought future generations would 'get it' too. Maybe it's because they took out the "how to spot an ad" stuff in D.A.R.E.

The happier you are, the harder your emotional fall to sadness is. This guy is probably miserable deep down.

So be a woke tranny is what you're saying? Lmao, kys nigger

Keep crying liboid, kill yourself

>projecting
It's obvious you've never had a positive male role model in your life since your daddy left and that's why you're a low test mouth breathing noodle armed ugly libcel faggot, kill yourself and while you're at it kill your crack whore mother too

...

maybe it's because that "message" was also coming from the tv

Yes, you obviously had at least a few positive role models in your life, lmao. I'd tell you to commit sudoku but I could care less either way.

Aww, did someone get their feelings hurt? Does someone need a safespace? Fuck off and die you weak libcel gremlin, go make some more soulless corporate reaction videos you ugly conformist retard

I'm not sure what that crap on his face is but I had a similar, but smaller growth on my forehead. Looked like a little scab that never healed. My dermatologist called it a skin-tag. Cost under $200 and took less than 30 minutes to have it and some smaller less noticeable ones removed.

This idiot places his big potato mug all over the internet for everyone to see. Yes he has this big wine stain of his cheek and his teeth are yellow.
Is he trying to make a statement?

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>Aww, did someone get their feelings hurt?
Nope

He's literally acting. Are you dense?

Liboids lack self awareness

>he says while crying and literally shaking
Pathetic

I'm absolutely shaking bro, you got me, you're hard.

what kind of pussy goes to a doctor for this? I had a tag on my lag and just cut that shit off with a sharp, sterilized knife

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Don't give that guy an excuse, that shit is way bigger and worse than a skin tag.

A skin tag you can go and pay $200 dollars for or you can just rub lidocaine on your face and cut it off with a scalpel or razor sharp scissors.

this but unironically

>stah WOAHz fans

He's white

always white men

always white men that do this shit. remember that. don't anyone tell you otherwise.

Based home surgery retards.

Holy shit, is this assblasted /asianmasculinity/ doing a cameo ITT?
It's always mentally ill faggots that post in these threads. You're getting dabbed on by a soiboi.

Unironically a meme image reposted constantly by mindless sheep

They were in my face. I'd rather trust a professional than risk scarring my face needlessly.

There's something disgustingly ratty about his eyes.

Yes it is.

>Keep crying liboid, kill yourself
not that user but you really are as pathetic as libtards. this is why more and more people are failing to give a shit about politics t b h

Same with the NPC meme.
You can't win. Everything gets absorbed.

Why doesn't he brush his fucking teeth?

Is this copy pasta? What do you do for a living if youre being serious?

/thread

Bitter zoomers are jealous of these levels of joy.

I've noticed this too. It's weird because it really doesn't mesh with the rest of his infantile existence.

>i wish i were retarded so i could be happy

this is what you sound like

I unironically wish I was retarded, though.

>Mental illness and alcohol abuse are unrelated
yikes i wish I was as naive as you. you are truly the childlike one we should all envy

You dumb faggot. I'm enjoying my anger.

the same form of hapiness a fat woman feels when she's gobbling an entire ben and jerry's jar

It meshes perfectly, dummy. He's an extremely inoffensive doormat who drinks his pain away. It would be weird if he didn't have any personal problems.

>he's tapped into a form of happiness
Doubt that. The expressions are fake and he is recording them for views/money.

children don't usually have drinking problems, buddy

What's his fiancé doing while he's watching this?

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My guess? Probably fisting your mom.

Sure they do thats why they use sippy cups.

>He's an extremely inoffensive doormat who drinks his pain away.
Unironically a more valuable member of society than an edgy tryhard faggot who can't stop complaining about strangers all the time.
No one genuinely likes whiners.

>I'm enjoying my anger
You ain't fooling anyone.

To be fair the MAndalorian looks amazing

being happy isn't the problem, his reaction to the Star Wars trailer, it was a bad trailer to a most likely bad movie, and he's tearing up. I've choked up at certain sights, but that's traveling around seeing natural wonders and amazing art and architecture, it's a bizarre thing to see such a reaction to such a mediocre event.

ironic

Big projection.

All of you need to have sex

>All that time and effort to make reaction videos for a few hundred people who think your pathetic.

It just isnt right.

Sponsoring his obese tranny brother into transitioning.

found the sóiboi

Haven’t even watched The Last Jedi, what can I expect?

grow up

youtube.com/watch?v=CiWJTLVnNZ8

retards are always happy
i guess they are superior to everyone

survival? duty? stop thinking like a teen girl

I can’t believe grown men act this way. What the fuck happened?

consumerism

two forms of escapism

How does he still have the same wound 8 months later? Does he have AIDS?

They unironically are superior. That's the final pill you swallow after years of """"intelligent"""" pondering about life.
Literally all that matters is feeling happy and content. Everything else is irrelevant and life is short as fuck.

Not at all. I'd take 20 Eric Butts over a whiny bitch like you. Either do something about this current problem that's bothering you with certain types of people, or shut the fuck up. Pussy bitch.

Social conditioning, feminism, socialism, and the root of all that cancer: Jews

>probably scratching at it for more views
kek

What happens if you push that red spot on his cheek?

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i want more bro
im not even talking about love

One more (You) can't hurt.

>people acting like soiboys haven't existed since the dawn of time
It has nothing to do with the bullshit you're trying to present as fact. There are means to an end with such a lifestyle nowadays, that's all. People didn't have these resources back then.
It has nothing to do with simple shit like politics.

>those people are advertising and lying to you, trust me, said the lying advertiser for the opposing brand.

Too obvious.

>are
Why do some do this...

Yeah, tv and the media as a whole can/has/will lie to us. And guess what! Knowing that doesn't change your life whatsoever. You're still the same regular dude with his job and his interests and his psyche. You don't "win" anything.
Tomorrow news could break that the government is actually controlled by aliens. And guess what will change about your life. Absolutely nothing.

These people have always existed. Sherlock Holmes was brought back because the writer was getting death threats by letter. Now corporations milk these people dry because they know they treat brands like a religion.

>unboxing
>episode 223
>186 views

get in the box

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This is also true. Most of the shit you care about has no effect on your basic survival.

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It looks good. Definitely going to pirate it.

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*blocks your feminism bullshit*

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Eh, not as basedtastic as the previous one.

>customer
>implying I pay for media

I haven't been excited for anything media related since I was a kid.

Yikes