You're standing in line to buy tickets for opening night screening of Joker with your friends/family/girlfriend

>you're standing in line to buy tickets for opening night screening of Joker with your friends/family/girlfriend
>you notice this guy in front of you in the queue all by himself, he looks strangely nervous
>you realize he bought only one ticket
Wat do?

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I have actually been in this situation before. We sat behind him and kicked his seat the whole time.

ask him to sit with me

>just brush your hair, wear nice clothes, and smile bro

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>things that never happened

sat next to him with my gf and got her to give me an improvised public bj which she was reluctant to give.

Shoot him and everyone else around me

just get a new hairline and thick hair bro

Why would an incel shooter buy a ticket?

>older sister goes to kinoplex with you out of guilt
>pretend to be chad with his gf and put your arm around her

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Based

Only fully based if you made out with her at the back as well

tell him to leave because I will shoot up the theater

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Holy shit

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Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism.

This is literally achievable if you have thousands of dollars for the procedure

yes.
yes this.
except if your little sister.
and she's okay with it because she doesn't want her big bro to be looked down on

there's going to be a shooting at joaquin's movie, isn't there?

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>wolf t-shirt
>fashion
Im not too into /fa/ but even i know that shirt is trash

So should i just walk around with a smile on my face?

Yes, girls love that. I should know - I've had sex 3 times.

yes, everyone will think you're rich

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>11
>9999
>888

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based three time sex haver getting trips and more.

i believe him.

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