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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)
>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)
>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)
>News:
Miami Opening Ceremony on now, it's cringe
Massive get SOON
>pay 3k for a ticket
>finger-painting
I'm going to need an explanation from the burgers for this one
gimi
Just fuck my sport up
google brazilian girls fingerpainting, its better than whats on the stream
cunny
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Dont they have opening races for other GPs too? This one is definitely cringe
Finger painting edition
Its been 4 minutes already
A fucking child can make this finger paining
>speed painting
>it takes half an hour
AAAAAAAARGHHHHH STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
All hands on deck for this get, don't even think about going to sleep
the painting isnt even good
fucking lol
This is the moment whne Zhou rethought he entire life choices maybe being sent to a gulag isn't that bsd
WWE doesn't have this many plants in the audience.
>ITS LIGHTS OUT
I fucking hate crofty so much it's unreal
this is trulli dystopian
Its lights out and away we KYGO
I cant sleep after this either
There's no fucking way anyone actually watches the races there or cars about the racing aspect of eff juan
Tfw cringefest and the race weekend hasn't even been started
is the race soldout at least or is it going to be this empty on Sunday as well?
absolutely fucking delicious aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>kygo
Go on, keep twisting the knife…
> it’s lights out and away we KYGO
Bernie was right.
Just to it HAARP
Just make it rain so hard the race and qualifying are cancelled
good evening from America
I have Liberty Media so much it's unreal
>norwegian DJ
MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP
C'mon I want some hot laps
This is the most Am*rican thing I've seen in a while
The race better be kino
i unironically like some of the amerijew presentations for some events but this shit doesnt fit efe uno at all
Boy this is some cringe ass shit.
>close stream
>actual relief
>I NEED TO WATCH WHAT IF I MISS MEMES?
>open stream again and suffer
OH YES THE GOBLINO! SO TRUE!
dj gollum in the house
If you fucks miss the GET because of this, we have failed as a general
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>we
Dead general until weekend
At least put the hot girls
They better have Naomi strip at the end after this shit
This is it lads, this is the new F1 fanbase. This is what it’s like now. Schumacher knew it was coming and chose the better path of yeeting his face into a rock
>it's even raining
Holy fuck. I was watching meme videos about divegrass and the Real-City match today and the "Opening party" live comes into suggested. Absolutely diagusting
Miami does not represent America in any way besides you can become very successful here.
f1 belongs to them now
Liberty Media: What's that? You want 30 races a season and an opening ceremony at each one!
why not get a hype dj?
this shit is a snorefest
what if this is actually "cool" and we are the ones out of touch?
Why is Florida even part of US?
I started watching F1 so I can get away from normies but fucking liberty media brought them in
> here
Fuck off cunt we don’t want you
As if California and new York are any better
>at "concert"
>nose down in your phone browsing tiktok
Zoomers are a failed generation.
hot stuff is a good song tho ngl
no way
Normies have always been in F1. You're always safe here as I highly doubt any even acknowledge the existence of this place.
Imagine if Lauda was still alive seeing this
What is he thinking right now?
are us sporting events really like this?
I bet burning alive is less painful than watching this
They are objectively worse.
You can be way more successful in NYC and California, even those are better than Miami which is just billionaires hiding on islands and niggers everywhere else
now that the drivers are gone and crofty is not shouting the cringe is no more. its just a parking lot dj concert.
Ameribros just curious.. whats the general perception of F1 in the street? Would they have a clue or would they prefer their Indy and NASCAR opposed to Eurocentric F1?
What’s the maximum IQ required to enjoy this?
You could probably power all the European GPs from the energy created by him spinning in his grave.
180
I expect danny ric to show up soon and do some clown thing.
It's ogre
NYC is just billionaires hiding in tall towers on islands with niggers everywhere else. California is billionaires hiding in canyon mansions with niggers everywhere else.
This race better be the meme race ever for this GP to be redeemed
i can press buttons, mouth words and flap my hands
wheres my dj gig?
nascar is dead
probably indy but only indy 500
> 45 year old women jumping around like retards among teen girls still soaking wet after seeing leclerc
How is that not cringe
It's over
Great now DNCE with that Jonas Brother
alonso was spared of this. take comfort from that anons.
I do not respect DJ's as musicians or as a beverage.
State of his tattoos. Looks like a 4 year old drew them.
debacle!
a complete debacle!
this is the future of sports. Of entertainment. Of "art." Just a bunch of bullshit buzzwords and lowest-common-denominator garbage spewed on screen in front of corporate sponsors and Cryptomeme salesmen
This is the future. A future of pain.
Almost like your country is just billionaires and niggers yet you live with the latter you disgusting poor person freak
Kygo then DNCE
I genuinely hope they bring the Pitstop Boys next and ends this farce
Well done Miami
is that Juju on guitar?
because none of the actual f1 related people is being seen around them
who is this and why is he mumbling
>neighborhood complains about loud noises
>set up a concert to make them even more angry
Lmao
It's so tiresome
who is the guitar chick?
>that clear autotune when hes talking
ayy lmao
Its Joe Jonas from the Jonas Brothers he has a band called DNCE with some Korean guitarist girl and his former producer
Sexy jap girl guitarist is hot at least
I wanna see the game of thrones chick
I hope those strong feet are suffocating crofty right now
Okay guys this is probably were my zoomer skills are put to use to ye Millenials.
The Guitar chick is named JinJoo Lee shes from Korea and shes in a band called DNCE very big with my zoomer generation back in 2016
>Crofty
Jefe, el discord porfavor
>not even tina is safe from this shitshow
When amx and Sharl sing a song together?
All these girls in the crowd look like the type of people who bullied me in school
>this is the future of sports. Of entertainment. Of "art."
>implying it hasn't been like this for years
honestly they should have gotten pusha to come rap about coke
at least that represents miami
we can pretend that these are grid girls
things will only get worse
No, that is just muttmerica
True, unfortunately.
*Leaves the thread*
10/10 in burgerland
>he got bully by girls
Oh no no no
dont leave me here alone user
Remember listening to kygo like 12 years ago when he just made remixes on youtube, he used to be cool but happy he’s doing well now I guess
Those are paid spectators right ??????
KWAB
Booba
Go to sleep twink
with the money spent on the GP shitshow, Florida could've provided housing and food for all of the homeless in the state
or purchase a thermonuclear warhead and nuked the Floridian Peninsula into the sea