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>t. Discworld Librarian

How many normal sized humans could fight a gorilla?

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Sustaining muscle mass takes a lot of calories.
Humans have always been more endurance than strength based.

In a straight fight, he would absolutely fuck up a chimp

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weird innit

Lo mejor de las maduras, es que puedes comerles el roscón de reyes, mientras te tienen al fuego unas lentejas de puta madre. Yo recuerdo una que conocí en un eroski, y la recuerdo como uno de los mejores polvos de mi vida. Ella me hizo unos callos cojonudisisimos, y mientras los preparaba, yo le daba como un cabrón por el ojete, ya que se había puesto faldita para que fuese haciendo mientras cocinaba. Creo que eyaculé tal cantidad de esperma, que estuve dos horas inconsciente. Menos mal que los callos me dieron fuerza para acabar el día con un par más. Y tenía unos hijos majísimos. Menudos vicios echamos al crash bandicoot 2.

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for fine motor control. disregard the other, incorrect replies you got from low IQs. chimps are strong but it's just retard strength. they just smash things. they can't finely control and manipulate their muscles like we can

Oooh, I'd like to see that buff monkey fuck a white woman

A chimp would chew his face off before he even has the chance to react I think

big bang

Hell no
The chippanze would bite his face off
Don't forget about their jaw size and strength and big teeth

The chimp would eat his face.

monkey brain

I think you're seriously overestimating chimps.
He could just sit on it and it'd fucking die.

>try to sit on monkey
>monkey eats your balls
Real smart maneuver.

Is that Joe Rogan without make-up?

joder muy basado

traded it for spatk

humans technically don't need to be strong, because we have the brain to build machines and tools that will do he hard work

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8rCHad-N0o4

Ancient humans were persistence hunters, we tracked prey until it was exhausted. We're the best long-distance runners on the planet, it might take a week but we can catch up to anything. Cardio uses slow twitch fibre, so we ended up with more of that and less fast twitch, which is used for short-term explosive power.

Our brains grew as our muscles shrank, for whatever reason (better tracking, in-group social dynamics, tool use) natural selection directed the freed-up calories towards the brain.

>Jamie....search "monkey dick"

We didn't, we just don't swing around all day in trees and shit

Yeah and get his scrotum torn off and his anus invaded

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Because I don't need to be retarded cavemonkey. Intelligent people have always prospered and are the most powerful people in the world. Not some hunter gatherer neanderthal

basado y mamipastillado

Well yeah maybe
The point was his mass advantage would be enough to beat the chimp.

Damn Sophia Lillis looks like that

>I'm sure to win because my mass is superior
*rips your fingers off, tears out your testicles and eats your eyeballs*

Who would win a fight between these two monkes?

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Genetic engineering.
They wanted people smart but not too smart, strong but not too strong.

Björnsson weighs TWO HUNDRED KILOGRAMGS (200Kg)
He could just ragdoll that bitch monkey until it's nothing but a leather bag of broken bones.

Yeah except they have such a strong grip they grip to you and bite your dick off.

*chews half of his arm off as he wrestles with it*
*climbs up his back and slices his jugular*

>no footage of someone trying to go toe-to-toe with a chimp or gorilla
Im pretty fucking disappointed, its 2019 for fucks sake

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