/heem/ - Yoelito Fight Week

old: 05/06 - Bellator 280 - 11:30am ET (Yoel)
05/06 - PFL: Harrison vs Mokhnatkina - 5:30pm ET (Kayla)
05/06 - LFA 131 - 9pm ET
05/07 - UFC 274 - 6pm ET (Loopy)
05/07 - Canelo vs Bivol - 10pm ET
05/11 - Invicta FC 47 - 8pm ET
05/13 - Bellator 281 - 12:30pm ET
05/13 - LFA 132 - 9pm ET
05/14 - UFC Fight Night: Blachowicz vs Rakic - 6pm ET
05/20 - One Championship: Petchmorakot vs. Vienot - 6am ET
05/20 - Eagle FC 47 - 6pm ET
05/21 - UFC Fight Night: Holm vs Vera - 6pm ET

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Fuck Dana

kill yourself loopy pedo

he lost to jacare
chris and luke were always shit

Tony is training with some killers b…

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i legit hope tony fucking dies in the cage this weekend
fuck him and his reddit fans

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Please God let Gaethje win. It's our last chance Dusbros.

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post refs getting heemed

Nice of dana to feature the Nelkboys in the Embedded as a thank you for setting up Colby.

Let's go Tony!

>frogtranny
>retarded
everytime

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Do Tonycels have any argument against this?

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streamable.com/msfe4v

Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

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youtube.com/watch?v=rd13rTcVUo0

return of the soldier of god should be a relegious event on heem

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NOOOOOO

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Meet me in West Pensacola if you want this smoke bitch

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>relegious

GANBARE ALJO DONO IKIMASHOOOOOOOU

Heard that some cuck is dying this week

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hai

Not even reddit likes him now he's too deranged

hit em with the crispy peaches justin

>Volkanovski 1 vote
it's over

Ganbare, Aljo-Dono

>O malleys best win is a cut fighter

>mom put your cum sock in your gym bag again

I'm writing down the post numbers and flags of every Tony Hader in the build up to this fight.
When Tony wins this Saturday, I will cross-examine the I.P's of all the posts praising Tony and acting like you were a real fan. And if you're a bandwagon, fake fan, I will know.
#KeepThatSameEnergy, #CSO, #Anonynous, #IDon'tThinkSoHoneyBunch

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You don't have to like Sperguson to want him heem Cuckler.

It wouldn't be equally likely probability but this was actually close. It would be 2.56% if you just chose two kids at random

You have heard correct. You think the cazzies will juice up the money line a little more or should I lock in $1000 on Tony

[Tony has begun training in his own private gym at his home] "I wasn't able to perform to my best abilities in my training camp. I was more afraid of anybody else learning my trade, and learning what I've got, because I like that little bit of mysterio"

>poison in his sons food
>government wire taps in his walls
>monsters in the dark
now it's enemy spies stealing his secret ninjutsu techniques

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hold on brother, im getting my knee obliterated

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>AHHHH NO please Chandler... Please.. I think it's great that you have a black child. Don't kill me.. WHERE are my fans at? Why didn't they bet on me?

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Old survey b. The black babies really threw chandler to the top. Crazy though when you think about it. He was 2019's heem AND reddit favorite? What a wild world we live in. Good job Tone. Let's go tony

Ganbare, Aljo-Dono

why post reddit polls on heem?

Welcome to the ShitList, buddy.

>Imma be real with you, Chandler. That's not your kid. You don't have a kid. That's your wife's designer dildo. She uses it when your out training. You'll never have a kid. The only thing you're getting out of it, is an infinite supply of brillo pads. And come saturday night, I'm gonna cuck you and that Hap you call a son.
>*journalists sitting in silence

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>the mutilated mutt is STILL coping
Most embarrassing thing i have seen

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lets go tony

I swear the level of schizo of these posts convince me that it's actually you tony posting in these threads

Guy needs to retire before he suffers more brain damage. Not a pro fighter

How did you react when Aljo won the decision? Personally I screamed "IKAMASHOUUUUUUU" at the top of my lungs. My neighbors were probably confused.

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Post your eternal boy right NOW

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youtu.be/EpYlfmXO690

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>poirier almost submitted khabib
kek, no good wins confirmed

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"Tell you what mike, you become champion and you can impregnate me. But every time you fail I get another black baby" why did he agree to this bros?

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I was rooting for Yan, but thought he looked like shit throughout the night and knew it was over after the second round.

OOOH HE GOT HIM IN A GUILLOTINE
ITS TIGHT
hes out

I had Yan 3-2 but when you suck at wrestling that hard you don't deserve to win the decision

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hypothetically if you were an elite tier MMA fighter with extremely high testosterone, would you fuck femboys, trannies, or masculine men?
I cant really figure out which would be the best base for sexual training in mma

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"I named this glove after my son

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Chubby chicks with non-fat faces.

Honestly I was going to put a cheeky tenner on Tony just for the lols but this image made me put my entire life savings on Chandler.

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>AAHHH SAVE ME HERB

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the lw GOAT

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You all are actually gay aren't you?

This is now a The Gringo Papi discussion thread. Thawlts b?

Seek mental help, you cretin.

just rolled with my grindr match

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i immediately un-boyed yan, that performance was pathetic