>human dies in film
>...
>dog dies in film
>NOOOOOO NOT THE WOOFER DOGGO NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POOR GOODBOI PUPPERINO BORKER LONGBOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BAMBOOZLED MLEM BLEP BORKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR DOIN ME A FRIGHTEN
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this so much this
The shitposter that saved Yea Forums
quite true my friend, good observation, based and +1
Finally a based post I can get behind. When people talk like that it makes me want to beat the shit out of them.
Imagine being such a r*dditor that you can even come up with this shit.
Yea Forums will shit on normie culture, but do this even though it's probably the highest form of normcore. Especially with fucking cats.
Based trips
Pat the dog
Based.
Pets are reddit.
Holy yikes
Why do autistic people love dogs and hate cats?
+1
um how do i gild this post? lol
edit: nvm
what would we do without heckin goodboi doggos?
Every autist I've ever known has owned a cat and not a dog.
>Muh dogs are hunter companions and tools! Even though I'm a fat fuck who at most walks him up the block half a year.
Because dogs are simple and uncomplicated animals. Give them food and walks and they'll do whatever you tell them to.
Cats are chaos. You can feed and pet them for 10 years and they'll still hiss and scratch you for being slightly annoying to them
Humans understand the situation they're put in, dogs don't understand the situation they're put in. They get killed because of things they don't understand caused by people who know better than them. Fuck you.
I did Nazi that coming
Edit: downvotes, really?!
We don't hate cats. We hate cat owners.
OFFICAL PET TIER RANKINGS
Birds > Ducks > Cats >>>>>>>> Fish >>>>>>>>> reddit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Le doggos >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Geese = Chickens
Everything else not listed is reddit and/or shit
All pet owners are disgusting losers with fragile egos
What about turtles and hamsters/pet rats? Rats are pretty dope.
>Fish
That's not a pet because you can't pet it, it's a decoration. It's subversive garbage therefore reddit
>Literal farm animals as pets
So you're Mexican too
Most dogs are the ultimate reddit
I came here to say this
edit: I can't believe my most upvoted comment is about doggos
edit2: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger
you have no fucking idea
WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DESERVE DOGGOS
LOOK HE'S SMILING!!!!!!
>knows where this kind of talk comes from
>pretends he is too cool to know where this kind if talk comes from
>birds
bird-brained mental midget detected
i fucking love pet rats
Probably because cats are more independent and will lash out if you be autistic around it, wheres dogs tend to be more slave like and will just sit quietly while some tard tries to suck on their ears or whatever else tard thing they can think of.
You made me, a manly man, shed manly tears
What about snakes or lizards?
I would stake my life that you eat meat while you posted that unironically.
Dogs kill more than bears, sharks, killer bees, alligators, crocodiles, deer, moose, lions and tigers all put together. Dogs kill more than 20,000 people every year, mostly small defenseless childeren.
The saliva of dogs often contains microscopic worms, science has shown. Dogs are not to be kept inside the house at all times. They should be kept outside.
But, take a look at the ayat that the dogs may be used for hunting. For hunting they should use their mouth and saliva. The hunted things(for ex, birds) are considered as pure and halal(we should cut them with the name of Allah). Since, they are trained(which may take about several months) especially for hunting.
You can tell now the saliva is not germfull and we can have them in our homes. No, keeping the hunting dogs is more harmful, we may have infants in our home and it may also affect our guests. we should keep the dogs outside like in a dog house.
Apart from all the above the main thing is, Allah(subh)'s love towards us is 70 times more than a mother's towards her children.
Bird owners remind me of parents with retarded children.
They are oblivious to the fact that it's not normal to have someone in the background constantly screaming.
baste
>WOOFER
Only time I've ever heard this outside of soijack posts is when MauLer did his autistic GoT rants and he pissed me off to high heaven with le epic running joke xD of constantly referring to a wolf as doggo, woofers, trash panda, etc.
Dogs will get attached to anyone who gives them food even if they beat the shit out of them. You need to pay attention to cats, understand their actions and react appropriatly unless you want to have furniture destroying asshole pissing everywhere
Dogs are helpless and innocent, humans are more complicated.
You mean:
Cats > Rodents > Dogs > Miscellaneous Farm Animals > Birds > Reptiles > Special snowflake animals like foxes and hedgehogs and shit
>Literal farm animals as pets
City Slickers getting mad
MauLer is a hack and he just copies E;R's schtick
R/america meat-up?
They're not innocent, they just run on instinct and easily gained atrachment
peak mental illness, well done.
I have a pet turtle, where am I in the autism scale?
Penguins>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything else
>Not having a shrimp as your pet
>If I ever see you around here again, I'mma break your glasses and knock the soi straight outta your hand, understand me you cum guzzling dork?
I've seen it on fb and one retard at my uni referred to dogs only as doggos and woofers. And I'm not even in English speaking country
Good thread
god damn imagine writing this unironically as an adult male
I wish I could have a pet seal
Chickens are Chad tier. Expecially if you eat them.
Dogs are sympathetic.
They love you even if you beat them.
People can be assholes and depending on a character's actions you might say they deserved to get killed.
Now, turn it around and have a dog that's vicious.
For example the dog in Cujo. Nobody feels bad for that fucker.
dogs > ferrets > reptiles > cats >>> fish >>> dysentery >>> birds
and livestock aren't pets retard
This 'person' must be eliminated for the greater good of humanity.
Tarantulas are based and redpilled.
From least to most autistic:
>Generic nuclear family with a dog
>modern family with a cat(s)
>New family who has a young child and a hamster/guinea pig
-- user goes here
>fat 14 year old goth chick who has a snake/lizard
>manchild/roastie that as a cat to fill the void left by not having a proper family
>goth chick who has a snake/lizard
funnily enough that's just like my gf (but she's 28)
kek
This. Dogs for the common man is a mistake. They shit all over the neighborhood and ruin the ambience by barking. 95% of dogs should be killed and their former owners should get a fucking grip on reality. It only loves you because it's stupid and needs to follow a leader.
>peak mental illness, well done.
Mauler is a stupid brit with no taste and his criticisms are the dumbest thing ever
Except for Star Wars but even a retard would know the new movies suck
There should definitely be some kind of license for dog owners, expecially large breeds. Most people are idiots and don't care for the wellbeing of the community AND the animal. So they don't deserve it.
Senior dogs are based and blackpilled, look at this dude
Reads like a dr seuss book
based
Based
>take an animal that is known for flying
>keep it in a cage
>so it can shriek and make the house smell like poo all the time
Most pet owners are mentally ill.
Dumb wojakposters
Extend that to having children and we could solve the world's problems in one generation.
Well said.
>Some dogs are doggos, some are puppers, and others may even be pupperinos. There are corgos and clouds, fluffers and floofs, woofers and boofers. The chunky ones are thicc, and the thin ones are long bois. When they stick out their tongues, they're doing a mlem, a blep, a blop. They bork. They boof. Once in a while they do each other a frighten.
Pitbulls > everything else
based or cringe?
I remember the days when people kept their cutsey names private. God I miss the old internet.
Based chinks
based, sinohaters btfo
Fuck yeah it's motherfucking CATURDAY
kill all dogs
lol this cat really loves shuttershock
CATS RULE THE WORLD. BOW DOWN TO YOUR FELINE MASTERS, FAGGOTS.
Great, now if only they could do this to africans instead of based piggos
Dogs are innocent, humans are at their core utter bastards.
Unless they are children, but they grow into bastardry.
I believe you meant oinkers, my kind gentlescholar
Cringe and bluepilled.
because most viewers have not had children and feel zero empathy to other human beings, because they have no kinship bonds, because they live in a city with strangers who look nothing like them and share nothing substantial in common.
however, the same viewer DOES probably have a dog, their final and last loyal friend, bred for companionship for 30,000 years, and the dog did not abandon it's role or betray its human master.
Actually based China is conquering Africa and they're helping locals to create beautiful cities, they create new jobs and bring with them the expertise and culture they need! Back to /pol/ my friend, China is a nation of peace!
haha, of course my friend
Shutterstock sponsors all CATURDAYS yall should know this
edit: WOW thanks for all the upvotes i never got so many b4
All pitbulls should be castrated
>heckin
oof
>pretty darn
yikes
>pretty darn heckin neat
"Cringe!"
Why is china treating african monkeys better than their own countrymen?
My friend, come and visit China, you'll be surprised Western propaganda isn't real! Of course we sometimes like to work too much at the expense of our own safety but we're happy to do it for the greatest country in the World!
went hiking with dog quite a few times
>need to take side path instead of main path because there's a fucking procession of chinks blocking it
>path goes dangerously close to edge of cliff
>slip on a hidden bit of mossy stone on the ground, just barely manage to grab onto some roots on the way down
>upside-down and facing out about a meter down a 150m 70 degree incline
>dog manages to bite onto my leg and drag me up the cliff
based dogo LITERALLY saved my life. The life that I almost lost because a bunch of chinks don't know how to share a path.
any good movie with jumpscare AND puppers?
>woman dies in film
>smile
>woman dies in film
>get erection
Chick in my work have cat which is about to kick the bucket and she says she will sell her kidney to save it. I mean sure it's sad to lose your pet but that cat is 17 human years so you need to know when to let things go.
>human years
or as I like to call them basedears
Holy shit. BASED!
People talk like retards now
Can't decide which I hate more, catfags or retards calling dogs like this.