This movie is going to break the world

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I'm scared they're going to edit a lot of the kino out because it'll trigger incels

THE ONLY THING THAT IT WILL BREAK IS THE ALREADY CRACKED PSYKHES OF THOUSANDS OF SCHIZOPATHS AROUND THE WORLD.

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Have you read the script? It's basically a Taxi Driver remake.

How many times will you see it Yea Forums?

depends. I usually go out when my wife's boyfriend comes to our house. They like their privacy.

It's a boring angsty relationship drama. Teen girls will enjoy it.

hello disney shill, why would incels target this movie and not one that stacey will go and see like wonder woman 1984?

its implied that a Stacy would go shoot up the theater because its filled with incels who called her "beautiful" on her instagram page.

What are the chances school shootings go through the roof because of this movie?

Hopefully high, dead Americans are always a good thing

is anybody here planning on buying out a theater to see this. i have some money saved up and i've been excited for this for a long time. but i have enough anxiety as it it is without all this talk of a theater shooting. so my question really is, if i bought out a theater would any of you want to come to my showing? i'd have to vet you of course but it wont be anything too invasive. just a psychological exam, three or so personal references (not family), a letter from your employer, etc. the showing will be free for you and i'll hire a robert impersonator to serve us drinks and snacks.

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You sound like you are up to no good

Especially if it lives up to the hype.

Phoenix is overrated

>incels
You need to go back.

>NOOOO!! YOU CANT LEAVE! YOU HAVE TO JERK OF IN THE CORNER LIKE THE REST OF US!!!

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1 DC movie for every 10 marvel movies

Wait, Batman is in this?

Even tho I loathe capeshit, I have very high expectations of this. Trailer looks like we are getting absolute kino.

it will pass by like a fart in the wind

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For the way he's gonna say the N word?

>implying a shitty remake with a coat of clown facepaint is going to do anything

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I don'teven get where the hype is coming from. I have a framed 1986 promo poster of Killing Joker in my room and I have zero interest in this.

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>Robert the Niro
>'Zazie Beetz'
>Marc Maron
What the FUCK

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>tfw you realize the shooter is here with us in this thread probably

i bet it's the samefag anime poster

This is the worst meme.

what if he gets the high score? I'm not trying to glorify violence but that would be undeniably kino

>James Holmes dressed as the joker and shot up people watching a batman movie
>this movie is going to get shot up by a sneedposter in a batman mask

No, it’s just an artistic rendition of the symbolic presence of his phantom. The film takes place while Bruce is still a child

Why did this movie get such a shit director

So is the script actually bad or no, please don't meme at me thanks

i dont know

in a 'son of the mask' mask rather

Don’t read it. You get stained by it. I can’t stop thinking about it.

it's honestly not even that serious
it's just a clownworld film

I except riots in the streets of New York City on the day of its premier, possible ripple effect spreading across the country. I’ve already stocked up on water bottles, protein powder, cereal, ramen, powdered milk, and ran through the steps and procedures with my childeren and wife on what to do in a state of emergency.

i bet's it's you

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it's me

Why is there a huge naked Batman in the background? I thought there was not Batman in the film. What the fuck is going on?

unless its release gets cancelled due to public outcry.. (The Hunt).. like there hasn't been people hunting movies already? so strong, so powerful...so utterly pathetic.

Yep boi it is. DC is going big boi time

Years from now, we’ll be able to say we were there. We witnessed it firsthand.

0.

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All of them

I just can’t wait for the floods of tears when Scorsese betrays you all and it’s as woke and anti-white as Star Wars.

I just hope I get to finish the movie before I’m killed.

I don't expect these people to understand us, but I'm glad they are at least making an effort. Also, Joaquin has never done a bad movie.

>opening day
>make my way to the ticketbooth operator in my snappiest purple-green suit and bright white spats
>they ask what I would like to see
>a sneer creases its way across my face from ear to ear
>"a funny picture show"
>the ticketsmith replies befuddled "excuse me, what movie?"
>loud popping rings out from inside the cinemark
>muffled screams and a wave of people start pouring from the viewing halls
>I, however, never broke eye contact.
>"One single adult for Joker"
>I let out a cacaphonous laughter as fellow incels begin unloading into the crowd and each other
>we bathe in the chaos

>cartoon cat child picture
>it will never live up to the hype
That’s probably how your father feels thinking back to when he found out he was having a son.

Permavirgin is the traditional form to talk about people like you.

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Its such shit,I'm not even gonna see it.

>not staying to watch
lmao imagine being this cuck

How many school shootings have there even been? Do you know the number?
gunviolencearchive.org/
It looks like absolutely nothing for a country of 320 million people. Infact it is essentially absolutely nothing. Even the US gunviolence is absolutely nothing in compared to how big a country it is. Americans seem to think that entertainment and whatever the media tells them is reality.
There has been 267 mass shootings in USA in 2019, because a mass shooting is i think 3 or more shot at injured/killed. And most of the issue with that is black gang related stuff. There has also been 206 police officers shot or killed.
Why is it americans don´t have perspective on anything 320 million people running around being afraid of their own shadow. You have almost a better chance of being struck by lightning.

can you even say nigger in r rated movies?

Also i predict the movie to be a stupid shitshow and a bad copy of the joker in batman the dark knight. Essentially a schizophrenic lunatic musing about how nobody minds that people die as long as they are used to certain people dying in a certain way. There is no way jaquin phoenix can do that better than heath ledger already did.

If things go well? A million.

Look at how paranoid and actually in a very real sense deranged and irrational and stupid americans are thinking a stupid movie results in a shooting. They really must think people are too dumb to seperate fiction from reality. In which case just delete hollywood all together. That would be amusing.

Same as they think a gun actually goes around and pulls its own trigger, so they want to ban it. And think it´s the guns fault.

If you were actually anxious, you'd see it on the second weekend.

?Kpaqiom {jpm

You’re just getting old user. It’s common.

Began as ironic embrace following leftist media critique of trailers/plot leaks as romanticizing incels

>If you were actually anxious, you'd see it on the second weekend.
Why is he anxious. USA has 320 million people. How many hyped up school shootings have you had, 3-4? in a decade? I don´t actually know how many, but it´s not a lot.
How many 'mass' shootings have you had that media hyped up. First off the whole narrative is a lie, since most mass shootings (3+ shot at or injured or killed) are actually committed by black gangbangers or criminals and stuff like this doing robberies or home invasion and things like that. And you ignore how few they are aswell the cases in such a big country. Do americans even know they have practically no gunviolence for being that many people?
gunviolencearchive.org/
Do they realize this, do they care. NO they don´t care, because they seem to be idiots who can´t separate fictiton from what some idiot on TV tells them to be afraid of. It´s irrational and illogical how they are behaving. You are witnessing really how stupid masses of people CAN be, when they don´t use their own brain.
Look how fast these fucking idiots due to the media, not due to statistical mathematical probability. But due to the media. Are freaking out!
If you are so damn nervous btw. Then go get a concealed carry permit. That is the best security you will ever have against a guy trying to shoot you! It´s like ostridges freaking out and putting their head in the sand, because they get freaked out over a little beetle that is walking around a little bit away from it.

Any shootings resulting from this so called “movie” will lead the immediate closure of Incel breeding grounds like 4channel.

>incels
>breeding
If only

See that´s another thing. Yet again a textbook example of how stupid and or insincere the masses of people here. Look at this specimen here with its logical malfunction. Calling everyone who posts here incel for instance. A totally invented term just what was it a few months ago. Now the stupid mentally defect specimen is running its mouth thinking it is reality. The specimen is clearly too low iq or have disengaged their own brain. So they live in a fictional reality.

Right, there is 1 shooting you want to ban guns from 150 million people. You are logically invalid. People who are not logical or rational should not be able to decide anything. Because you can´t even fucking live in reality. you live in make believe with your stupid emotions on overdrive, and you are probably on some brain altering drug which then removes any and all integrity of what you are saying, since your mind is drugged.

There is 1 shooting you want to shut down Yea Forums. There is 1 white person that does something you want to ban something for all white people. But when niggers in usa kill people all the time, you don´t care. Because that´s normal and expected. When you do you ban assault niggers btw. Just curious? 50% of murders in all of usa and 90% of mass shootings are they also responsible for.

It will always be 1 too far from enough.

If you fail at math you should not even be able to vote! Because you don´t fucking understand reality, and live in make believe. You are not rational or logical, you are not capable of that. You should not be able to decide a thing in society.

Because you are unable to compare things accurately. YOU CAN`T BECAUSE YOU ARE RETARDED. Sorry.. but that´s the way it is. This is how the media can convince you through these overhyped problems that you should be afraid of this happening to you. You don´t understand the mathetmatical probability of it and how unlikely it is for so many people. Again you fail at math you fail at logic and then you fail at understanding reality.

Not enough, not nearly enough.

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>MUH REASON
>MUH LOGIC
>I AM THE SUPREME RATIONAL BEING

Go have your sperg-out somewhere else, Stefan. No one's taking any guns anyway.

It´s true, you can see directly how many people fail at math and logic, with how many people believe that these overhyped stories means that 320 million people need to go play ostridge and be afraid of their own shadow. Think about why they don´t understand this? Because they are failures at math and logic that´s why. They can't compare and evaluate things CORRECTLY, because they are fucking retarded!

(you)

That is not a cat. Go f yourself

You are in a Yea Forums thread about capeshit trying tirelessly to prove you are smarter than everyone. Stop it. Get some help.

I am unironically scared of seeing it on the first day. And I dont even live in the US

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the movie trailer doesn't make it look very good

>Go f yourself
Oof.

That poster is fucking amazing.

That poster is retarded. Batman isn't even in it.

Is this poster official or fanmade?

Neat poster.

There will be no shootings. However, there will be mass stabbings worldwide.

One gets shot in the head, one gets called a whore in front of her child, and the other is in it for like five seconds. You'll be fine.

No more face paintin, Stephen.

WE'S GON BE FREE!

Yes, but it has to be a hard R rating.

Pleb: Going to see it in the theater and shooting people.

Patrician: Waiting for it to come out on bluray and shooting yourself at home.

Brainlet: the Post.

Imagine thinking a first-world country getting a mass shooting (which excludes single/double victims shooting which are prevalent as fuck too) every 2/3 days of the year is "statistically insignificant".

What about the victims families? Friends? Their community? Deep grief, pain and sadness for all these people is pretty significant. The perpetuation of this cultural violence through the cycle of resentment/revenge. Etc. I'm a second amendment believer for the USA even as an outsider but imo it's not the guns that are the problem, it's the violence and the psychological damage it causes.

Civil war, religious violence, murders, shootings, gangs, veterans coming back from hell. That adds to millions of people directly or indirectly affected by violence and at risk of perpetuating it despite their best intentions. A broken soul is unpredictable.

I pray for you American bros. How can a people love Jesus so much and be this prone to violence. Something isnt right.

A Joker Joke

>three or so personal references (not family)

You're asking a lot out of me. If I did a one man performance of the plane scene from TDKR would that be enough?

>this post
ABSOLUTELY
I R R A T I O N A L

Nah, you're just a faggot who thinks puddleshit is 2DEEP4U BRO IT'S LIKE THE BATMAN IS LURKING OVER HIM LIKE A SHADOW MAN HE'S GONNA BE BATMAN'S ENEMY IN THE FUTURE DUDE WOW SO FUCKIN DEEP but it's really just to sell more tickets. You think Jewish trickery is smart. You are the brainlet.

Fool you once, shame on you.
Fool you twice?
Heh heh heh...
HAH HAH HAH HAAAAAAAA!!!
"Joker's Trick" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=NkXqErDkLJg

NOOOOO STOP!!!!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU PEOPLE USING REASON AND MATH?!? IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU LOSE YOUR LOVED ONES BECAUSE OF THE MAAAAATH AND RAAAAATIONALITY! Btw, I'm a raging autist with zero loved ones, but surely that doesn't affect my stance as the SUPREME LOGICAL BEING. YOU'RE IRRATIONAL! YOU'RE ALL IRRATIONAL! YOU'RE ALL GERBILS! YOU ARE GERBILS MAN

BRO JUST NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE

Who'll be the Batman in that kino?