*glass breaks*

>*glass breaks*

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The Rock > Stone Cold

GET SO FUCKIN DARK IN HERE

Why does no one in wrestling have personality anymore?

The best wrestlers were the dudes whose entire gimmicks were they were just there to fuck shit up. Ken Shamrock, Stone Cold, Steve Blackman, currently Kevin Owens.

Stone Cold was never in a 5 star match

Kevin Owens is godawful. He's just that fat kid at school that tells everyone he has a black belt to seem like a tough guy, but no one believes him. He's not intimidating or interesting in any way.

Is anything in modern entertainment worth watching anymore?

I'll take a fat kid whose whole deal is he just wants to fight over 95% of the roster.

kek. so true. fuckin overgrown baby faggot.

What about No Way Out against Triple H or against Michaels and Hart at Wrestlemanias?

>>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... FROM VICTORIA TEXAS, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND FOURTY FIVE POUNDS... HE IS... THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

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3 1/2 if I'm being generous

But what does it matter when his abilities are garbage?

>Why does no one in wrestling have personality anymore?

youtube.com/watch?v=WFMqFrcwRCY

Peak wrestling was HHH vs Michael vs Benoit at WMXX. Prove me wrong.

For all 3?

Yes

Lots of guys have loads of personality in WWE, they just aren't allowed to show it on TV. All the promos are scripted. The best moment in WWE in five years didn't even happen in a wrestling ring.

youtube.com/watch?v=8d4SLA4HYp0

*beats debra*

>vanilla midgets arguing
fucking kek

No way Austin vs Hart is only 3 and a half.
What are some matches you consider 5?

Go to bed Cornette

ME SO SOLLY WIRRIAM REGAL I SO UGLY AND MY DICK SO SMOR AAAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME ASUKA

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not bad

>Arena goes dark

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Shawn Michaels vs Bret Hart Iron Man

Dean Ambrose / Jon Moxley explained in a interview with Chris Jericho that Vince want wrestlers to follow the script to a tee.

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God damn, that was such a good feud. I sat up late one night with my cousin to watch that inferno match they had in... '98 was it? Good times.

Austin vs Hart is better. You probably just forgot about it when you said no 5 star matches for Austin and now you're stubbornly going down with your sinking ship.

No, I know it. It was boring

youtube.com/watch?v=zgo5kpHCB84

Modern WWE is a fundamentally broken shitshow but every once in a while there's a moment of absolute fucking brilliance.

This

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barely good at all, also anything narrated by Michael Cole is an automatic 0/10

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Full segment

*table breaks*

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Best theme, no contest
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>*glass breaks*
>*gropes your dick*

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What the fuck happened to this poor guy? Was he just a single dad doing anything he could to get by? He was the laughing stock of the WWF for so long, even nobody jobbers beat him.

Funny you should ask

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Jobbed to his brother at AEW

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Its not just the wrestlers either, the commentary is godawful, everything is too clean and colourful, no more pyro, no more chair shots, no more bleeding, the women take up too much airtime and they suck. I don't know how anyone who watched wrestling from any point between 1985-2005 could enjoy the current product.

Because they're all soibois who grew up watching wrestling and playing video games. The 80s and 90s guys were all alpha chads who spent their time at the gym or playing football.

best stable of the last 20 years

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That's not Head Cheese.

based Fiji Fred

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close, but nah

the 75 year old boomer faggot vince wants them to read his middle school drama class scripts instead of an actual performance

>triple threat

All triple threats are trash m8

The marks are inside the ring and Vince doesn't want anyone to be bigger than the WWE brand so they force them to read scripts.

I'm literally this guy. I modeled my life after him