A Champions League final, you say?

He will play like 20 minutes and score 2 goals

>he will play
stopped reading there

It's in his blood...

I can see this fuck cunt scoring the winning goal again.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Nightmares

>Want Bale to play and score so he can cause simultaneous joy and seethe for the Madridistas
>Also would like him in cryogenic storage until June to avoid injury
Any other Welshfags here?

This

If he plays in the final and wins it for them I will never call the Welsh sheep shagging weiros ever again.

Fucking Isco would do it too.

>bale will unironically score twice in the final and win it for real once more
oh well, at this point I don't understand anything of what is happening

2018 he was man of the match

>enters pitch wearing Wales kit and carrying golf clubs
>scores hat-trick of overhead kicks
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

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>*triggers a hidden extension in his Madrid contract and stays 2 more years*

Please god just let him play 45 minutes

Apex kino if he scores again

*golfs*

unironically best player in Real Madrid's history

basado

England's brave Gareth Bale

damn it im too cringe for this shit

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Kek. I’m drinking a fernet y coca now

Yep. I don't give a fuck about which club team wins, I support Wales.

Has the same champions league trophies as Messi

kek'd audible

Kek

We don't care. We decided it was endearing ages ago so carry on if you like

>gets subbed on
>scores the winner
>doesn’t even celebrate
>just laughs to himself

bale unironically scares me as a liverpool fan, could easily see him coming off the bench and scoring a blooter

What would be the more kino ending:
>Bale comes on in the closing stages and scores another belter to win another RM title
>Goalkeeping injuries mean that Karius has to go in goal, and he makes every save in the penalty shootout

that would truly be kino of the highest order

>>Goalkeeping injuries mean that Karius has to go in goal, and he makes the same mistakes again

honestly I feel like he's too old now to score wonder goals

thankfully I think Klopp took Karius out of the ucl squad in January lol, didn't want to risk it

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Not surprised his back is hurting after carrying the whole team to those CL wins

>I'm putting together a team

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did you see him at Spurs soft lad?

more like refuses to leave

Wake me, when you need me.

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11 goals in 20 games in the league, mostly from the bench. He might not have all around game like before, but he can still score.

Would be hilarious if he just showed up for the final and got 1-2 goals.

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You know he spasmed his back on the golf course.

I'm a Liverpool customer but Bale is the protagonist of football. I hope he gets subbed on with five minutes remaining and scores a worldie.

There's an important Wales match in June. He'll be too injured to play the final

I once bought Haaland on fm and had some ridicolous clause that I have to pay him 80 mils if we win champs league. Completely forgot about it and won cl. I just hope Bale has something same for the lulz.

im pretty sure thats not the answer of the question

O MY BACK PAIN

O PWAIN

>He will play like 20 minutes and score 2 goals
this will be remembered 20 year minimum

this isnt bait, you are definitely retarded

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Bale doesn’t look anything like an Englishman. For reference:

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ok so youre even more retarded? got it