EVERY FUCKING YEAR

EVERY FUCKING YEAR

HOW DOES HE FUCK IT UP EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR

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FAGGOT

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Happens when you sell your soul to SheikCity

He's a bald fraud.

Simple as.

the timing of Pep being handed a contract extension only last week was a knee jerk.

What is this fraudulent expression trying to convey???

Even his 2011 Champions League run with the best team ever was dodgy as fuck. He almost went out to Arsenal.

GIVE ME TOON
GIVE ME THE IRONS
GIVE ME NORWICH
OR I RETIRE

Well at least Klopp won't be... oh wait.

BALD FRAUD

do we need to make a yearly holiday when it is mathematically impossible for poop to win the champions league
st. baldingham's day?

Truly embarrassing

HE'S BALD
HE'S A FRAUD

I've never seen a team choke this hard, and it wasn't just this season.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
CALVO CATALUFO DE MIERDA
A MAMARLA

How does he do it ?
>Real paid ref
That's how

le take off best players with 15 minutes to go against the comeback kings man

also OP made me think of this old vid lol [off topic]

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What an absolute choke

I thought PSG was bad when they choked to Madrid but this is a different level. At the 90th minute, the only thing you need to do is hold the lead and they managed to concede 2

Is it one of the biggest CL chokes? Obviously it's not PSG 6-1 Barca but this is bad

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So apparently money can't buy everything?

>doesn't post the vid

heh... I forgot to press paste... youtube.com/watch?v=1qNT7enlfSo

PSG, City and others can attest to that.

Do City choke the league now too?

This is a high level mental heem

How do you say bald fraud in you're language?
I'll start - плeшив измaмник.

wew what a blast from the past. loved this lad's channel

he just needs 2 billions more

He's really shit at subbing. Sterling is ass.

Or the rigged 2009 final.

CL winners need strong minds not just money

heh.. my boy pguardz... just needs a bit more shekels....

Which part of this rhymes?

irons and retire

the owners let pep down by not buying him a striker. he bought grealish to play alongside kane or another worldie striker.

next season is our season with haaland.

ANOTHER 200 M

Let's do £4bn and maybe they'll return to a final

>you're
излaгaш нa вe бpaт

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*breathes*

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

needs a striker

JUST NEED ANOTHER £500M LA

нoвпeдaл

based newfag

дyхaй ceймфaг
лaпaй и ce пoтaпяй

KWAB
тъпo ли ти cтaнa, чe cи пpocт?

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jebo li vam isus mater mrtvu odjebite iz moje dretve

But he does it every year with or without facing Real

tiho zoomer

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It's not like they lost to amateur teams

>Chelsea

city announced pep's contract in answer to klopp, it felt like city's social media team were jealous of the attention liverpool were getting

eй кyчe

His players don't love him. They don't love the club. So they don't go the extra mile when it matters. This psycho just can't motivate his players to die for him when it matters. That's why he fails even when given all the tools. His only success was with that autistic savant Messi who does not feel human emotion and fit perfectly.

lol

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahabahahahahah.

what about is a want to watch a good looking woman do a poo?

Even Messi and him didn't get along that well. Remember the sprite story. You're completely right though, call it soul or whatever, his teams post Barca doesn't have it.

BOSS....... JUST A 500M MORE

aun la tenéis adentro hijos de puta
visca catalunya lliure!

One Billion pounds down the drain!
As Pep Guardiola loses again!

>sprite story
what is this story user? i don't remember

It's pretty clear that he needs investment to take this City team to the next level and win the Champions League

it's okay building a Premier League winning squad, but it's going to take another £1billion to make the breakthrough in europe

>real's wages are above city's
interesting

>5 goals
>needs a striker

it's his fault, he is so good tactically that his teams massively dominates and are RARELY confronted to scenarios where they must go in turtle mode and keep their cool. they're just not used to adversity.

That victory over Chelsea in 2009 was some serious bribery shit going on. As good as Barcelona were in 2009, they should have never gotten to the final. Absolute robbery. He's lucky he has 2 CL's, t b h.

>be winning
>I know everybody stop doing what you're doing
>everybody to the back
>let the other team attack us non stop for the last 10 minutes
>?????
>FUCK I CANT BELIEVE THEY SCORED AFTER I LET THEM ATTACK US NON STOP FOR 10 MINUTES

This