November 12 the day that Netflix gets btfo

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Why does everything they announced look like shit? How are going to BTFO netflix by outshitting them?

Are they going to have anything MA+ on there?

Everybody on this board needs to subscribe to Netflix ASAP to make sure this doesn’t happen. Let’s stop the mouse together.

I’m sure Netflix have got some more tranny cartoons up their sleeve to combat Disney’s animated library

>Why does everything they announced look like shit?
look at the pic in OP's post to obtain a clue!

Why support either of the corporations when you could just torrent?

>only releases in 5 countries
Yeah, don't think so.

DAY 1 CONTENT:
>The Mandalorian
>The Lady and the tramp Live Action remake
>High School Musical... the show
>Noelle or Noel or Ellie starring Anna Kendrick
>Jeff Golblum presents World Peace
It looks like they've spent a fair chunk on this and are trying to scew a couple demos but really it's all Disney Channel-tier junk and I probably won't buy it.
Also apparently they're doing a Muppets unscripted show which sounds... lazy, does anyone remember The muppets sitcom ABC did?

Original Series:
*Falcon
*Loki
*Wanda Vision
*Hawkeye
*Moon Knight
*She-Hulk
*Ms. Marvel
*Marvel What If
*Rogue One spinoff
*New Clone Wars
*Mandalorian
*Obi-Wan Kenobi
*Monsters Inc. show
*101 Dalmatians
*Three Calballeros series
*Ice Age series
*Mighty Ducks series
*Sandlot series
*Lizzie Maguire reboot
*Proud Family reboot
*Kim Possible reboot
*Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers reboot
*High School Musical: The Series
*Diary of a Female President
*Jeff Goldblum science series

Original movies:
*Untitled Mickey/Donald/Goofy traditionally animated film
*Lady & the Trump
*New Phineas & Ferb movie
*Diary of a Wimpy Kid reboot
*Cheaper by the Dozen reboot
*3 Men and a Baby reboot
*Don Quixote
*Father of the Bride reboot
*Home Alone reboot
*Parent Trap reboot
*Peter Pan remake
*Sword in the Stone remake
*Sister Act reboot
*Night at the Museum reboot
*Knights of the Old Republic

NETFLIX IS FINISHED

People seem to believe one service can and must defeat all the others, but there's no sign that will ever happen. Netflix seems shit and declining, good riddance fuck their hiring policy, but Prime is huge and there's still lots of room to fill the void left by TV.

Disney channels, in all their forms throughout history, have always been utter trash tier. I have a feeling this historical tradition of mediocrity will keep going strong for the foreseeable future.

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Apple will btfo Netflix and Disney with their slow burn bone chilling deal with a24

the lady and the tramp is just going on there instead of the cinema? doesn't sound promising

if they're going to use the service to put all the rejected movies on and disney channel quality movies I don't hold out much hope

>same week that main communist holiday, November 7 takes place in
Hmm

Name three streaming services that will be legit competition for Disney....pro-tip: You can't.

Great, another streaming service I won't be subscribing too because i'm not dumb enough to not know how to pirate like 99% of zoomutts

I know how to torrent but it just takes too fucking long

HBO max will be better
HOLY SHIT, it's all adding up now

endless.fucking.capeshit.

Netflix, Prime and HBO. They all have better content than this garbaggio

if disney+ has zero trans content i will subscribe even tho i will likely not watch any of it

>Sword in the Stone remake
only thing i'll be pirating, the rest is meh.

Torrent? Just stream for free ya doofus.

Will disney release their content in entire seasons (like netflix) or will they do weekly bullshit?

Not when Friends have something to say on the matter

FUCKIN BABY!

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poo poo pee pee nang nang nang

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weekly i think

No one service is going to be king unless they have all the good movies from all the different production companies and distributors. Which isn't happening.

isn't remake and reboot the same thing?

>NETFLIX IS FINISHED

Maybe in 4 or 5 years.

Remakes generally follow the original scripts or stories. Reboots use the IP/branding for new scripts.

YFW consolidation is real, and that in a few years Disney+ might be the only platform to stream the Disney and Fox catalogues.

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Who owns The Office and Friends? Because Disney can't compete with this endless trash with that

Friends is going to be on HBOmax and Universal owns The Office.

>Universal
Those guys are pretty big, are they going to make their own streaming service too?

With all these streaming services people will probably end up paying nearly the same amount (or even more) than they paid for cable TV in the future.

wow look at all this GARBAGE

>Lady & the Trump

Same. Netflix came too late to my country where piracy became so ingrained ever since teenagers desparately wanted their anime fix. Even moreso:
>didn't consider other effective payments back when integrated e-payment systems for overseas use here was still practically inexistant until recently
>no marketing and advertising in traditional media like newspapers and TV where most potential audiences still matter there = little brand awareness
If Netflix couldn't stop them, Disney+ can't too.

I understand the Marvel and Star Wars stuff might be appealing for that niche crowd...but the rest - ehhh.

>Diary of a Wimpy Kid reboot
Oh boy, as if the first reboot wasn't bad enough...
>tfw even Mark Kermode thinks you've fucked up

Something something Warren 2020 something antitrust.

Nah, last I heard they're doubling down on DVDs.

Only if you like fast food enertainment

>no UK launch date

I guess they don't want my money

you shouldnt be paying for fast food anyway lad.

netflix lost its chance to get everyone hooked on their original content. it's only a matter of time before obamaflix is bankrupt. get woke go broke faggots.

I'm not gonna pay for streaming services until I can watch movies from Disney, Fox, Universal, Paramount, Warner Bros. and Sony on the same fucking platform.

Most of the list is shows/movies for kids. I don't see parents spending money on this. Consoles and games is enough.

Make fast food, get booed!

>netflix is finished
>not even releasing most of world until end of 2021

whoff

also no
>r rated content
> most majority is kid shit , capeshit and star wars

???
atleast even shitflix gets some actual mature content here and while

Are you 8 years old?

>paying for streaming services

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>being this poor

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>lost chance to get everyone hooked on their originals

>13 reason why
>stranger things
>orange is new black
> la case de papel
>mindhunter
>lucifer
>bojack horseman
>umbrella academy
>glow
>dark
>Peaky Blinders
>narcos

list goes on

why you anyone who pay for streaming services when there is one which is free, mobile and has all the movies/series? you are just brainlet.

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those are fucking trash

nobody asked for your opinion but those are very popular series.
Not everyone likes manbaby shit like star wars and marvel movies.

Especially not for their TV
People really do like shows with good writing and character moments to pow pow of star wars shit


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>why stand when you can sit
>why pay when you can pirate

R-rated and TV-14-MA stuff will probably be in another service. There's no way they're going to sit on all of the stuff from The Fox merger.

>How are going to BTFO netflix by outshitting them

>cult following
>MCU cult following

?

Kodi sucks ass why would I lose quality? I rather just pay for the 4K content. I understand stuff like Kodi have 99.9% of content but not even in true HD. Plus I can't torrent cuz spectrum caught me last time..

November 12 the day people become fast food zombies.

if its HULU then its dead again.

HULU is there for 20 years and its a fucking USA thing and even cable tv exclusive or shit? ( not from usa not really know)

they need to brand Disney R or some other name and release on all countries

Netflix is like in every country

Popular to whom?? nigga aint nobody buying Netflix for Lucifer or any of those boring tv shows. stranger things is a good series but Netflix fell off when they lost Daredevil and The punisher.

is not kodi and
>Plus I can't torrent cuz spectrum caught me last time..
i see you just live in a shit country, my condolences.

not really but its another chink in the armor. Netflix is shit but so is Disney, whats the difference at the end of the day?

Man you are really thinking all people really care about capeshit.
I will give you a hint
most majority of doesnt give a fuck about it. They will watch it on cinema they look shiny and cool , but they are not gonna switch from netflix.

also not true. I work as data scientist and lots of Netflix shows have incredible different people demographics for each show

>*3 Men and a Baby reboot
Wont be half as kino as the original

They're going to take all the Disney shit they've been letting Netflix have to bait viewers. People are going to log on to Netflix, realize just how much shit is actually missing, and swap.

F

F for fast food.

shows people watch for a week and nobody cares about. Not a single one came close to GOT or walking dead.

Dumb fuck

Disney's betting the farm on NuWars, SJW Phase Marvel, and low effort remakes of old Fox properties? Goodnight!

It's a compliment desu. Only fat amerimutts consume this level of trash

Sneed Chuck

>most majority is kid shit , capeshit and star wars
They don't even have the streaming rights to the Original Trilogy, the Prequels, or even the first 4 NuWars movies. Disney's pretty much banking on people loving their off-brand Boba Fett on off-brand Tatooine show. Fun.

Honestly at this rate fuck streaming. I'm ordering cable again.

I am like, 30 mins away from Hollywood...

near high up at netflix here. we're not worried, disney is hoping for a user base simply off name, they're underestimating marketing impact. we're losing 5-15% user base from 2019-2022. 8% will return by 2025. we're doubling down on new media, we've uncovered what comes after capeshit. test groups, of all demographics, have a 92% positive response rate towards it.

>all that second-rate capeshit and nuwars

Fucking hell I'm glad I got off the Marvel train with Endgame. Good riddance.

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I won't even pirate any of that shit.

Who even gives a shit about this disposable trash?

Based

>no account sharing
gonna be a cringe from me, dog

This
Disney at the least has quality control
Netflix will show literally anything

Netflix got BTFO last December what are you talking about?

>Mighty Ducks
Now that's pure kino.

yeah

day 1 pirate to be quite honest famalamajimjam

>the third parent trap movie
>the 29th home alone

If you needed any more proof that Hollywood is creatively bankrupt. Only Nolan and Tarantino produce anything good at this point.

No one's unsubbing from Netflix when it has the best foreign kino. Disney+ is just the same hollywood vanilla which gets old.

Any reccs?

Dark, Money Heist

they'll turn it in to the mighty trannies