Maybe a female Bond wouldn't be so bad bros

>hey, you know that classy spy that oozes sexuality & has nearly universally been depicted as the height of attractiveness?
>what if we got somebody who is exactly none of those things for the gender reversal

Implying they won’t make her a lesbian.

Woman don’t enjoy sex phycislly. What they enjoy is the (promised or past) transfer of power in terms of time and money from the man to the women. So yes they like harems, but high value men with time and money don’t like sharing

Just have a "female James Bond" and call it something different. That's literally all you have to do. I'd watch it. It'd be cool to see a sexy and suave female spy hook up with different handsome men in each movie.

you mean Atomic Blonde?

>woman wanting to be bathed by Japanese twinks in loincloths.
not likely

This made me very uncomfortable

>bro what if boys did girly poses like girls do
I feel like these artists miss the point

So she can get fashion advice and told she's fierce and fabulous every ten minutes.

He might be talking about Salt, or The Long Kiss Goodnight, or Point of no Return.

Is that anne frank?

that's stupid. all women are treated IRL as queens already by all orbiters

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I dunno, I mean something that's literally "female James Bond". Works for the UK or US government foiling the plans of rogue governments and international terrorists and fucking a lot of hot guys along the way.

All these smarmy gender-critical images are drawn by mentally-ill homosexuals

why would anyone want to be surrounded by guys like this

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See those romance novels with half-naked men on the cover?
There's a harem but not in the sense men understand it: women like it when Chads are competing over them, they enjoy switching from one to the other and wondering who's their favorite, they feel safe when they have a plan B and a plan C. But "2 men at the same time"... never happens.

>needs to make woman masculine and men feminine for it to work
nice cartoon

the entire point of shoehorning some thot into Bond is brand recognition.
it's like naming suger-less Coca Cola "Coca Cola Light" instead of "Bofofo-juice"

Man who would accept joining woman's harem already loses most of its value to her. Because she knows that only weak men share so even if on paper he could be a giga chad the second he accepts sharing her with anyone else he turns into a beta male. So women will always pick a single powerful male over a harem.

God I wish that was me

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There is no need to change 007 to a woman. A gay/bisexual Bond would do just fine. Pussy Galore should move out and make way for Dick Mungus and Rock Hardon. Cute boys are hot, cute Bond boys even more so

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A female agent is Ok, but change today James Bond into a womenjust because of diversity is a creatively bankrupted signale.
Besides we had Atomic Blonde, which was a good movie. Why not build upon this?

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Even better

>this is your brain on porn

Dynamic isn't really the same, and I don't care how sexist that makes me sound.

>male Bond
>has to prove his worth and be witty to get the women into bed with him, becoming a hero to all the men that struggle with that

>female Bond
>walks up to a guy
>"you wanna have sex?"
>"uh yeah sure"

>Besides we had Atomic Blonde, which was a good movie.
Should I spend my morning watching this? I kind of want to just watch movies today and I want to watch stuff I haven't seen before.

Fags need to burn

Incel waifufags are to blame for all of this shit

>But "2 men at the same time"... never happens.
Oof, how virgin can you be ?

Cute boys like that are busy fucking men

>me and my bro tag team girls all the time, sometimes without the girl
>no homo

I wish I lived in a world where women are taller and physically stronger than men and traditional gender roles are reversed

Women are beneath us not because of strength disparity but inability to work in groups. You can accomplish anything in the world with a group of fine men working under another man they trust. A group of women is destined to failure no matter what they are doing.

This is your brain on virginity

Three o clock vini, literally shaking and disturbed.

This. Female Bond's future lies in the yuri audience.

Bofofo juice sounds unironically like a kino drink