/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - America's Pastime Edition

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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 86 (+8)
VER : 59 (+26)
PER: 54 (+18)
RUS: 49 (+12)
SAI: 38 (+5)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 124 (+8)
Red Bull: 113 (+44)
Mercedes: 77 (+12)
McLaren: 46 (+15)
Alfa Romeo: 25 (+10)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 263.14 (+95.13)
RIC: 208.27 (+68.73)
LAT: 175.44 (+25.81)

>News:
Toto Wolff says Merc found ways to improve the cars porpoising ahead of the Flordiaman GP
Hatgirl believes that there is still a chance for a female driver to be in F1 despite the distant possibility and her role as Aston Martins development driver only helps further it
Florida weather aka heavy rain to sunshine 10 minutes later to rain again might decide race on Sunday. Basically, meme race.
During the Miami GP marshals will be issued with nets for iguanas and procedures have been put in place to make sure no other wildlife enters the track. (No, I'm not joking)

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>Tfw max doesn't really have nipple piercing

pierre gasly is a slut

Is it really worth for the drivers to do that much PR shit just so they can drive a fucking car?

Amx > Clayton Kershaw

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gimi

Is it stipulated in their contracts? Otherwise if I was Max I'd walk away from every bs interview and only do the fun things like trivia and anything that involves fucking around. Kinda only works with the top tier drivers tho.

Yes they get fined if they skip media.

they need the twitter audience

gimi

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Media exposure drives interest which means more money.

I mean if you're paid 50 mil a year, whats a 20k fine to you? And if you're a regular race-winning, championship contender? What power do they have? Fire you, lose their best chance at success? All over a dumb PR day?

the fact that yugi probably gets snaps like this all the time now...grim

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And sparks synergies

Idk ask the bongs when we go to Silverstone. Also they ALWAYS do this much gay ass PR but for some reason /f1/ is embedded in this week's.

Will you be watching Juju race?

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You just know...

Need to breach that new marketerino.

I'll be watching sophia slowly slitting her throat with a butter knife

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No.

>Yugi I showed my dick for the 20th time tonight, please respond with tribute

>wildlife
Digits and echidna will make the GP interesting

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Because why waste money when you can just BS your interviews and if you keep doing it FIA will progressively escalate punishment. Then it becomes more of a team issue. What power does the FIA have? Just look at history.

they don't, they could refuse to do a lot of the shit they do

Well it's not like a all-the-time sorta thing. Just more like an occasional Monaco ditch or something. Obv the Gimi method is the best way to dispatch with interviews. But sometimes ditching should be okay. Which reminds me ynr Ham never getting fined for skipping the Gala

>fake water

Will you be watching Chadwick's Instagram for sweaty feet image's to goon too?

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explain why there is so much social media content designated for fujos and the gays then

Doing media is part of the job. I hate doing paperwork for my business but I still have to do it.

You'll beech your contract that you signed with the FIA that specifically states that you'll be fined and then be subject to suspensions or a full race ban if you dont follow through with interviews. Like nearly every other sport on the globe.

Any real water would be infested with gators

Is the Florida deer going to find it's way on the track this GP?

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sounds muy basado

whore

Yes :3

Imagine someone doing the bottas cannonball into a gator

Yes, but I'll be posting the proper pics without any ui

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>Toto Wolff says Merc found ways to improve the cars porpoising ahead of the Flordiaman GP
this is such a load of bollocks. if they truly found a viable solution they would develop it and focus on it. the fact that he mentions multiple options meanstheey are in the concept phase and the fix is several weeks away.
tldr: Toto coping and sething at investors

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Based

Imagine that someone being a Jew.

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Idk but some swamp folks should just throw a bucket of baby gators on the track for shits and giggles

Whoops I forgot he did get fined. well i guess it's just like school: missing a few days is okay but you can't keep doing it.

based gasly

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Mfw my dumb highschool punished you more for coming in late to school with an automatic Saturday school compared to not showing up for the entire day and missing every class, which would get you in no trouble at all unless it happens every week.

what's with the lighting?
mj looks kinda exposed

based slut

Awful shop

Anything that the cesspits get their hands on starts to go towards that direction. Case-in-point: Minecraft.

>no german hammspammer
>no Indo bipolar user
Blessed

>procedures have been put in place to make sure no other wildlife enters the track. (No, I'm not joking)
Wow, so just like any other race

amxbros, how we feelin?

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How do I get a qt3.14 motor racing gf?

Another Grand Slam

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I'm so fucking empty hence why I'll post gimi

Good post

Madrid bros its over

Like a 1-2 finish for Red Bull.

Yes, and the resulting red flag will ruin carlos' quali run.

Red car

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K-Mag WILL get a podium or better this weekend

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do algerians like ocon? he's the closest you guys have

Somewhat hopeful, but I fear a repeat of the ferrari speed in Australia.

98

It ain't ogre till it's ogre