REAL MADRID v MANCHESTER CITY Official Thread #4

anyone gonna score a goal?

>vinigger

upvote

tfw gonna lose money because this nigger just cant score

viNILL

Loving this game la

post bongs hitting the wall game is boring

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>viniggerr

hope shitty lose they always produce semen slurpers

what u lads prefer, fried calamari or fried cod

based

Dios mio

grim

Second baby already? What the fuck

blimey

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>Yuros can’t get a sticky for their super bowl
Oh no no no no no

fried cod

semen slurping sport desu

Anybody wanna talk some shit, I'll fuck you up.

anime

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good lord

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cod

agreed my fellow white, we must stop breeding

why is the stadium so empty on the first line?

zzzzzzz this semen slupring isnt for me lads

fat bitch

Its the semi final you big fat fatty

>Game of Thrones was twenty years ago
Fookin ell, time flies

>25 years old

I like both ngl

anime

Let's be honest for a second, you only give Vinicius such grief because of his skin colour

I seriously thought it was shooped

>Get a child put in you
>Instantly become a withered ghoul
grim

Jannies trying really hard lmao
Fuck anime

:3

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to make City feel at home

zoomer girls hit the wall faster

Why does the stadium look like a favela?

How is Cancelo so good?

Whenever Bernardo Silva plays for Portugal he is literally shit tier.

controversial opinion
she always had complete garbage facial features

This isn't real

*passes sideways*
*does nothing*
*misses*
what a snoozefest, i'm off to /gif/ to fap.

And because he's black.

hows maisie doing

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vinicius, or niggerlicious as I call him, is indeed black

OUR BENZEMA IS SLEEPIIING, SEND HIM SOME OF UR ENERGY /SP

Is the ref blind?

bongs need to be fucking culled

losing interest desu

88' Benzema
114' Benzema

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cod

couldn't sell all their tickets

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>when you can't adjust the keyboard brightness on the new macbooks

Vini is absolute dogshit. RM really have fallen on hard times if a retard like him is a starter.

Could beat up any man in this thread

I don’t think Liverpool can beat either of these two teams. They seem too strong. Truly a clash of giants.

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cod 2bh its a consistent taste that cant be fucked up

this

why don't they ever train vinicius to be the new LCIM? its like the only thing i can see him do decently

Lmfao it's so true

Pretty cute but that nigga is still ugly af

Vinicius might shoot

what a good father

Baked cod.

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does Madrid raealise they NEED TO SCORE 2 GOALS SOMEONE JUST SCORE MAN JJJ

what about trans man ?

Agreed, pal. Glad I'm not the only one who thought it.

Shut the fuck up

>14
>88
cheeky

still a goblin

Kroos or Modric need to try something extraordinary

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Liverpool literally beat man city couple weeks ago.

bong women are grim

Liverpool have already beaten them and should have beaten them at Anfield. Paris is going to be like a home game for Liverpool too.

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wtf is this real?

>this thing is 1 year younger than me
fucking hell, meanwhile I look better than I did with 18

Calamari

wtf

>walker off
OH YES REALBROS

I don't hate Vinicius, I hate his player archetype, winger that does nothing but run

Well yeah, she is british. Like arya.
>BEen warned for racism for calling vinicius era negro.
WEW now I can say the color black in my language? NEGROOOOOOOOOOOOO

Big brain. Gonna cure cancer when he grows up

Walker is clearly fucked what is Pep playing at here?

cant help but think his head is going to crack open with every peck

id still fuck her

is madrids strategy for vinicius to run really fast and only have benzema with him? wheres the rest of the madrid players

game is shite.
Are you lads housing qt ukranians?

shocking state of affairs

suspect I would have put that thing out of its misery by that stage

Anime is normiecore

Fuck Anime

kek

Walker completely buckbroken by chasing vinicius

not sure that particular move would do it

IS VINI JR THE BLACK PELE?

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calamari all day

BYE BYE WALKER, IT'S YOUR TIME VINI

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Yes.

pizza is here

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Im affraid so lads

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OMFG FUCK VALVERDE TAKE HUIM OUT

>Vinicius vs Fernandinho for the last 30mins
Citysisters... it's over

>injured walker can destroy vinicius
uhh vinisisters...

>Like arya.
don't know who that is, don't watch dragon fantasy shows for mental children I'm afraid

Foreign bros, do the self checkouts in your cunts as you to round up to donate to some randome meme charity? Why is are companies worth billions asking me to help donate money in their name?

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Except me. But otherwise yes.

definitely calamari

This is it mate

I live in NJ, we've already housing thousands of them for years

lads...

On an above average day no one can beat Liverpool

Did they overturn roe vs wade already?

WALKER INJURED THIS OUR CHANCE JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Ostia tio

very, very dull game
could have spent 63 minutes just muttering DULL DULL DULL DULL to myself and would have had more fun than watching this game

I was asking the same myself
There's always 5+ Shitty players against Vini and Benzema

que delicia

is she vegan?

I broke up with my gf. How to find a new one when you are ugly as fuck and hate w*men

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Walkers PEDs are wearing off

is she vegan?

Cod is kinda boring though. Calamari in the other hand is chewy as fuck if it isn’t fresh so I stil agree.

'22 Benzema is peak Benzema

Men in general look better when they age, unless youre balding

Yeah thinking it's Rodrygo time.

what show is this?

VINICIUS ERA NEGRO

das rite

Dreadful match.

>zooomers can't suffer a 0-0

Was thinking of taking 1 in but I share an apartment with my brother so they would give us a guy or some roastie with a kid. Fuck that.

yes yes, however

what injury does he have?

We'd win this comfortably if we still had Ronaldo

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Walker has that proper coomer look

Its things like this that gives you legendary status through secondary
>Tfw there was a kid who would do slide tackles on wooden sports hall flooring
>Did it despite getting his skin burnt off
Fond memories

she became the night king

>Walker
>Can't walk

>hate w*men
>Want to find a new gf

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>Vinicius vs Cancelo
City will be fine, Madrid have no attackive threat from the right so Zinchenko is no problem

Z

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Ligma, dreadful stuff.

Vini ruined him kek

Starting to think that Foden might be just another English fraud.

loving the AIDS mrs addams look 2bh

calamari for sure

knee, he will never walk again

where is asensio

What was Walker eating?

>walker
>walks

>we

Den konjo

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0-0 inshallah

ive been saying this since the match started, someone was fuckin laughing when they out that overrated trash on right wing

>we

nerve gas

Men typically age much better than women

i sleep

Dog tired

lol no, people who take care of themselves don't look like ass when they age

What being with nick jonas does to people

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>it's real
WHAT, HOW

Conjuring nun vibes

where is Rodrygo?

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that Champions League was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real exciting FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

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pay no attention to the stem cell serum

Begging for some pineapple

Love how the commentators are creaming over Walker wasting time. Literally everything Man City do they jizz their pants over

Asthma medicine, he's a professional athlete despite having such a big problem #inspiring #brave

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The pseuds will call this 'football at its finest, pure chess' but actually it's just boring.

And people still believe in God lmao

>we

lmfao what a dive by de bruyne

>Comfortably

just watched the tony hawk documentary

it was good

do you think hairdressers do this on purpose to have a laugh with each other?

>time wasting and diving
sad bunch

Come home Kyle

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walmart Helena Bonham Carter

You dont, take the fagpill

What's up with that blue empty space at bernabeu?
It filled with trash, actually disgusting.

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>not even evropean

jesus christ

>Benzema was a fraud the entire time
Deschamps was fucking right for not calling him up.

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Walkers

I'd genuinely kick your head in

it's slipping away halal sisters

You dont want to know

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meth is a helluva drug

Kek

I saw him on the tv before match with a couple of chains on walking next to Militao

for me, it's the Bratroller

It’s real lmso

this kind of thing is why I eat bangers and mash, yorkshire puddings and toad in the hole

Yeah I mean in the cup tho with a weakened team and that awful yank in goal.

It's based, because it's true.

Highlight of the match is some unknown spanish cunt getting a yellow card.

bruh

whats it about

Kek are you implying lcim’s way of playing is easy? He always had the ball a few cm from his left foot.

jesus fuck

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Jesus Christ. This is like watching flies fuck.

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got to me rollmops for me

mutt, he'll never work again

nope, one time it even fucked up and returned more than it should have

Why zoomers like to tie their eyebrows?

based
>inb4 thats disgusting

hawks

kek I always wonder if the fashion designers/make up artists who do this deliberately try to make it as fucked up possible for shits and giggles

what is this ?

someone better score in the next 5 minutes or the heckin doggo pupper gets it

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What are pizza sticks and where do you get them?

bon apetit

papika!

is these two semenslerping teams supposed to be top 4 in europe?

kek i do that a lot in summer

Neither of these teams has a chance of beating Liverpool in the final.
After 17 years of sucking his dick, all Liverpool had to do to become world beaters again was get rid of Slippy G.

Rodrygo

boring

skateboarding

RULE BRITANNIA

>maisie

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Real are shite. This is over.

ayyyy

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words to live by

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This is considered a 10/10 in England.

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reported to the fbi

If you don't recognize this guy I don't blame you.
It's Malfoy. He's 34.

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football is officially going on forever it will never stop it will never be decided who has won the football there's still everything to play for and forever to play it in so watch it now watch the football it's gonna move

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you'd probably prefer watching the flies fuck your wife if the flag's anything to go by

not the hecking pupperino

ceballos?

la creatura

Leave her to me.

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g-g-uys, rodrigo is in... ARE >we COMING BACK?!!?!?

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>kroos out
real about to score goals now

how do we go from 3-4 to this?
what happened?

Rollmops is based, but leaves you with a vile breath.

Liverpool would slaughter this RM side. It would be a massacre.

proper semen slurping game
Liverpool will ANNIHILATE either of these shitters in the final

yeah?

stockport lads represent

it this ends 0-0 it's gonna be really anti-climatic

What happened to Jesus after his resurrection? Did he die again of old age?

wtf is krabben are those shrimp? why are their shrimp so small they look like maggots

i have a gf

where is the pashun halal?

>all that trash on the blue canvas
JANNY JANNY WERE ARTH THOU

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Oh nonnono, look at his head...

no im not saying its easy at all im saying vinicius has the conditions sans the shooting

>Querpasstoni

Why didn't you finish the job so he couldn't have missed that penalty? Cunt

>mfw posting ugly women is more entertaining than this game

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when in doubt, it's always the jews.

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yep

It will

I refuse to watch another Champions final between two non-European Union clubs.

>toad in the hole
You mean Benzema?

held onto a big balloon and floated off

this doesnt feel like a second leg of a semi final

He's cute, he got all the face from his mother, not homo

and they take the piss out of our food?

why do slags have no loyalty?

twitter.com/ShaunaGames/status/1521925592039493633

>Madrid is the only team who can avoid another Man City - Liverpool wankfest
Hate this feel

Calamari, I prefer cod in a stew

>g*rman cuisine

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AYO LOOK AT THIS NIGGA

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Not a zero sum game luv

no its crabs
>inb4 hurr durr itz ze same
its not

Semen slurping isn't so bad.

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now cry about falklands bitch

Vinicius is a fucking speedy ngubu fraud. And people were saying he is elite this season…

Royal Madford Football Club going OUT

Armpital sex with anime girls

good question

*bf

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascension_of_Jesus

Looks like a child molester.

here we go

gaysex disgusts me

CAM ON SCORE SOME FACKIN' GOALS

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he probably would look fine if he didnt have a mong haircut

I thought this sub played for Leeds

giv gf (male)

i would

Do it and I will fracture your fucking skull.

lads I accidentally paused my stream and couldn't find the remote to unpause it and now it's over a minute behind and I can't fix it please lads don't spoil the game for me I've been looking forward to this all week long

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said "niggers" and fucked off to the heavens

MODS

>refuse to go off
>do your knee ligaments 5 mins later
well done mong

god this madrid side are boring shitters

walker rolloin like crazy ...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

he aint gonna walk too good after that

Why would you cook a video game?

ERA RED

He was elite for the first half of the season, then he grew overconfident and he's become a massive diver.

grim

He's just concerned with the way the world is heading.

Even the fucking commentators are bored

>ref looks like a gracefully aged lewandowski

Oh I thought he had turned into the Easter bunny

my fucking god

Both reams have the same stat
Bore the other team to.death

that is not crab unless euros have a different species of crab than us

why isn't that walker guy walking?

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Fuck the Belgrano

what a shit game

HOLY SHIT DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?

.

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Walker is dead, why euros are such divers?

asian girlfriends

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Based?

>divegrass

He's fine, just timewasting

>kyle walker
>can't walk
makes you think

Is it me or is this shit lads

How the fuck is casemiero even on the pitch let alone booked.
Has legit earned like 4 bookings

why Walker playing like that today? he's better than this

*glub*glub*glub*glub*glub*glub*glub*glub*glub*glub*glub*glub*

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If the game ends in the 0-0 draw, who goes through? Are away goals in play?

fucking bought ref jesus make it less obvious

He's unironically going for the pedo look for some reason.

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>diving and time wasting against shitters
lmfaooooo

One nil!

How many rolls did he dmwoayo?

>walker
>will never walk again

where's that user with the 0-0 bet? Good luck

>this is the power of mandril and shitty
holy shit this is boring just give the trophy to liverpool already

i learned this version too. dude hated the jannies as well

quick give walker another bite of PEDs

Vinicius is such a fucking NlGGER. Looks like a monkey

atheists be like you go grandpa

mom said i look like gundogan

Vinicius Jr. Funny

DID YOU SEE THAT?

this is startin to get seme slurpy

the crowd needs to start going chimpout mode for everything

Out dived

Krabbe literally means crab in german. It is a krabby patty user

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ive seen racehorses shot for less than walker is showing here, get the faggot off

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ok, dont

>missed the first leg and make some extra effort to catch this one
SEMEN SLURPING

I love that dog pic kek

away goal amerifriend. city in the final

Why is walker such a dive baby?

strange looking dog tha

Walker is such a pathetic little rat.

>Name is Walker
>Can't walk off the pitch

finally a cute girl

So......what does the "real" in real madrid even mean?

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what the fuck walker what a massive nigger

They couldn't detect that during pregnancy?

go back to your fucking shantytown to fuck your dog

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are football players more sensitive to pain than the rest of us?

it's a borefest
americans win again

Niggers

neymar, is that you?

he has a funny face. referees never book him

my ancestor :)