/mlb/ general: MET GALA edition

Average players should not be hitting opposite field hrs like 2019. Dead balls are a good thing and hitters outside of the ones with true power will be forced to swing normally again instead of meme launch angle swings

Only New Yorkers would celebrate being the best in April

are her pants a QR code?

>the flyover can't afford a calender

>sneks

>Mariners

Considering it's only May 4th all your success came from from April

this is merely a speed bump for the metrox

>seaborne criminals

kelenic is not a major league caliber player
the m's really fucked up his development
what else is new, right?

We can only score when Logan is pitching

Literally who can stop us?

Attached: mets-and-yankees.jpg (640x480, 122.45K)

What about the Pie Rats?

the diamondbacks are a .500 baseball team
the west is so elite bros

Attached: dee.jpg (200x314, 10.54K)

Attached: 1602109616063.png (720x786, 246.66K)

>Implying the Mest will finish above .500 this year
Kek

my berds

Attached: 1650069183160.png (794x838, 317K)

You have to respect the reigning champs

Cubs have our respect

>muh natties

Attached: natkit.jpg (300x300, 20.52K)

Cubs are center stage

Let's go

Attached: FRyFbODXEAAXWPf.jpg (640x853, 66.11K)

>my
you're probably from michigan

i'm a yonkerschad actually
your entire country has a single team, statistically you're probably from new brunswick

restore our good name!

Attached: 1str0s.png (534x626, 50.04K)

God damn I just got so damn horny off a girl at the Mets game.

Nice job taking G1 Dad's

Attached: hqdefault (6).jpg (480x360, 9.81K)

FINALLY

ayy you henny yo
hes only been a mariner for a few months but hes already the heart and soul of this team

I want Mattingly fed to the alligators. I want Soler and Garcia out of town on a rail with Ng carrying them. And I want whoever’s in charge of gameday traffic to go to Cafe Versailles and shout “I love Castro!”

Arenado MVP.

>Dbacks would be 2nd place in the AL Central and tied for 2nd place in the NL East

kek

Eugene Suarez

How do we avoid a Stankee-Doyer World Series this year? It's too overrated.

Their record would be far lower in the much fiercer competition of the AL Central. Don't kid yourself buddy, go eat your avocado toast.

Peff

The winning streak is over, Metsbros, but we haven't lost one and are still elite

White Sox fans got what they deserved.

ill take a split

Attached: Braves win!.jpg (919x613, 72.69K)

NL Best

But they didn't get a World Series contender?

Attached: FRUSELeWYAEKw0I.jpg (1999x1124, 195.04K)

I wouldn't mind seeing just one world series between the dodgers and yankees as long as it doesn't happen like every year

Woof, NatsBro.

Attached: nats dog 4.jpg (1000x667, 365.93K)

Awe lil kid thought he was going to the socks store look at how sad

WHAT THE FUCK?!???!?

Attached: Screenshot_20220504-165537.png (1080x2865, 873.7K)

...

Realistically what should the MLB do with the Reds?

>collectively bargained
>2 inches
Theres your problem. These players are retards. They hear 2 inches and think it's no big deal. They all bump up their heights by more than 2 inches and think no one will notice. That's how you get an altuve claiming he's 5'9" when everyone knows yeah fucking right.

i'm sorry is this surprising to anyone?
how is this news

>home plate is 17 inches wide,
>Adding two inches of buffer on each side effectively makes it 21 inches across, which is a 25% increase in the area of the strikezone.

Umpies make ya seethe?!

The fact that umps have in their contracts that they're allowed to be this awful is unacceptable

Attached: 20220504_170550.jpg (1500x2700, 405.44K)

>I want Soler and Garcia out of town on a rail with Ng carrying them
they have guaranteed contracts and it's only a month into the season

>77%
that is dogwater

Who are the baseball equivalent to Manchester City?