OFFICIAL CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SEMI-FINAL: REAL MADRID v MANCHESTER CITY MATCHTHREAD #2

basado

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CUM ON CITEH

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This.

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sexo con miko
sexo con kaguya
sexo con yor
sexo con nagatoro

dios mio….

>de boring draw

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BALE

Karim Cuckittini

Based Hibiki poster

Fuck off Hitler you are already dead

what a bitch, i hope he dies

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is

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Brainlet move by Madrid allocating so many seats for Man City fans.

l hear they hate white boys

Post sexy women

Bro, you need to take a shower (and an enema) beforehand.

anime

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anime

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may the force be with you, and also you

>benzema back to his old self

real cuckitini

Why are half the seats closed off?

Lol no

should've gotten red for being a fag

thats a man

Do Madrid realize that they need to scar some fakin goals?

Luka Manlet

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anime

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stop posting sluts, I have erectile dysfunction

still can't believe that faggot didn't get a red

>courtious cucks bruyne again

why aren't you watching the match instead of posting here

Can Thibaut and Kevin speak to each other in Belgian?

plz no english final that'd be disgusting

You’re right, I want to fuck anime

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lol vinicious junior is fucking useless now that he isn't bullying a 40 year old fernandinho

>Not doing it the second he comes back from the gym and savoring the musk

>Modric dindu nuffin. he a good boy

i would

Don't know I bother watching this rigged semen slurping sport

umm I'm gonna need a link for half time

>flukenicius

it’s boring

>be grown man
>post pictures of cartoon girls on sports forum
lmao@(you) pathetic weebs

sweet betty parlour

>cut

OH NO

kek at picrel

>memerez

>Halal vs Shitty
>Amber turd vs Depp
Kino night bros

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shit game, not watching anymore

>negricious

Can't believe you misogynists are watching this instead of women's super league on BBC1

I wish my gf had big natural boobs

Love anime.

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>Karim crimecomitter

BENZEMA
BENZEMA
BENZEMA
BENZEMA
BENZEMA
BENZEMA

Who are the fellow manure chads supporting? CIty for me, cant have Real bending over for Liverpool in the final

Hate Kevin De Bruyne
Hate Ederson
Hate Walker
Hate Bernardo Silva
Hate Mahrez
Hate Rodri
Hate Gabriel Jesus

Simple as

you got nothing better to do in your pathetic life

...

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City are such a gay team. Don't even make you mad...

I don't want G.Jesus to win the Cup
But I specially don't want that fake overhyped monkey Vin Junior to win anything
Rooting for a chimpout

>being mad at anime posting on an anime forum
Does the_donald really?

Anime? Anime the fourth be with you haha ha

love boobs

>that faggy guardiola dance
my sides

>blowjob

BORING!

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sexo con lindas chicas anime

the white man will march on

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What's the UEFA script tonight Yea Forums?

>watching a celebrity court case

lmao are you

im a newfag on Yea Forums, can someone spoonfeed me a link?

CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHCUK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHCUK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK

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Based modric. Don't mess with manlets.

>tony poos diving

yep it's a semen slurper

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH VINIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

very punchable face

kwab

britbros....

what the FUCK are those shots

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>Vinnigger

city looking leaky again

>Tfw I just remembered there is a WC this year
>Tfw El peruANO will come out of the woodworks
grim

They don't speak in any language to each other since...the incident

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unlucky scotland

*clap clap clap clap clap clap*
MADRID
*clap clap clap clap clap clap*
MADRID
*clap clap clap clap clap clap*
MADRID
*clap clap clap clap clap clap*
MADRID

If you think critically about it, football and it’s fans is pretty fucking stupid. And I’m a match going fan btw

this must be one of the ugliest banners i've ever seen

>vinigger
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING STOP BEING BLACK

KINO

real madrid to struggle but win 1-0 and then win on penalties

>Shitnicius

>delicious senior

1-0 madrid around 85-88, madrid thru on pens

Me too.

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Thought it would be when Pep admitted in the pre match interview that it would be a different game than last week

My local second division shitters make better banners than that

comepinga

Vince will do something good. A City player will get in trouble.

Vinibros......

>Shitnicius Poopior

OHNONONONONO BONGBROS

my oh my...

AND THAT WAS HIS STRONG FOOT

>fraudicius

scotish bros....

somebody check the city goal for magnets

OH NO NO NO NO

Fellow Euros

Do commentators from your Country root for all teams from your league in CL?
For instance, BT Commentary will absolutely be bias for any English team, is it the same on your TV channels?

women ruining everything once again

Vini and Karim are no good tonight

Brekky

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holy based

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errc.org/

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Height mogged.

doesn't matter who wins this, it won't be the good guys

bitch

>this will be a 0-0 semenslurper just like against Atletico

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Why are women always like this? You never hear a man compare his current partner to his previous partners

>Vini

>PENISIUS

NEGRO

walesbros.....not like this

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

women are scum

Don't think it was height that's the real mogging here

>this is a 10/10 in Belgian, worth fighting over

Yuck

nice

man english bacon is fucking disgusting. It's one of the few things burgers got right.

madrid bros i don't feel so good...

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fucking >limitao you retard

COURTEUX

argenchina bros...

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ITS OVER

god damn this is bad. it looks like its made by kids
why are Spanish fans so soulless

>Brazilian footballers

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disproportionate amount of beans

VAMOS

You people and the fujoashits killed baki threads

And yes I am ichido

Oh wow, the "whoever wins gets to lose to liverpool in the final" trophy

>Man City
soulless customer club with no history

>Real Mandril
huge club but currently plays like utter shit and if they win it will be really underwhelming

there is no good ending here

on second viewing he is still diving but there is some contact, you just can't see it properly because laporte's torso is in the way, probably just grabbed his neck for a second

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL

Yes but its not as ridiculous as I've seen on bong media

POOP IS FUMING

Nah.

>these teams can't keep this intensity up every time
lmao someone tell them how liverPED plays

>circumcised
disgusting

I am scared M/a/drid bros.

Women value everything based on external sources.

what is that shit on fodens neck

I want Debruyne to win because I always root for the good guys irl and Curtis has a Hitler Stacie to make sure everyone knows he's the ultimate bad guy

Pale booba

What happened to Marcelo?

i want le beans

I don't get it, why was the other post of this picrel removed?

Today I will remind the reddit zoomers

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Is she "famous" in Argentina?

I sense a semen slurping 0-0, maybe city get one right at the end

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why do u keep posting this literally who

YWNWACL

yes, but ive heard English commentary and tbqh that's on another level

What's the difference?

time for burgers and football

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>tf
>tp

Nice

Hala Madrid!

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Cyberpunk is a great game and I'm tired of people pretending it isnt.

this match mid frfr

SORIA SORIA SORIA SORIA SORIA SORIA SORIA

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CAM ON CITEHHHHHHHH CAM ON CITEHHHHHHHH CAM ON CITEHHHHHHHH CAM ON CITEHHHHHHHH CAM ON CITEHHHHHHHH CAM ON CITEHHHHHHHH

i will have mine circumcised

full video?

She’s hot but I bet she was super fucking sexy between 12-15. Kind of a let down seeing them older like this

link to stream bros?

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He aways is, the tryhard cunt

Im fine with either real or liverpool, though I slightly favor the latter.

Looks like we’ve got another Liverpool championship lads

>moot
literally who?

Dutch mancitybandwagonbro...

instructions from pep

it is the best 8/10 game ever made

I just wanna clarify that even though Vini is overhyped especially in Madrid right now, many people in Brazil still thinks he's a fraud, with reason.

yeah they even refer to the teams as "us"
we rarely appear in cl but it applies to all international competitions

Does madrid know that they need to score? I know everyone acted like they won the first leg but they actually lost by one goal

Patrician post

qrd? Why would argies care about this slag?

nice

I'm sorry to tell you but I won't be sucking your dick if that's the case

hate tall burgs

GOAL REAL MADRID

GOALLLLLLLLLLL

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if city scores it's literally over for real madrid
they then have to score 2 goals to even get into extra time
fuck away goal rule
fuck fifa

He got old. Now he lives on a farm with Ronaldo (fat) and Ronaldinho. They drink and party all day.

and I'm all out of burgers

moot is olev

back bacon vs strips basically

Halal are literally the original money club.

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why are odds on Madrid so high?
is it really unimaginable that they win home game by one goal?

no their fans are shit as well

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing to the kitchen for some drinks u guys want something

watching militao and mendy trying to coordinate their legs in order to defend is some s tier comedy

>tf
>literally no idea who you are since I'm shit posting from my phone so just gonna call you poor

>chokes the only chance he'll ever get at winning the Balon d'Or
Not my goat.

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his head lol

is ok, i am afraid of having sex either way

In the end scheme of it all, this was the best thing that happened to de Buryne

there is no away goal rule anymore you jewish retard

HERE WE FUCKING GO
MODRIC
MODRIC
MODRIC
MODRIC
MODRIC

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no away goal rule here

Laporte vs Modrić

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lost my job lads but feeling oddly liberated tonight, mite drink and sleep in my own pee later

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she's decently famous
twitter.com/iaara_182

>its a 0-0 halftime, 1-2 fulltime match

Can you mix me some vimto lad?

>Fork for burgers
This is a sign that your burgers are too stacked

Pep is such an insufferable faggot

debruyne is playing shite

bottle of frosty piss pls

>not a smashburger
cringe, but atleast it doesn't have comical proportions

no i'll get my own amaretto with lemonade

>just eat
thats the worst brand name i've ever seen

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>egg in the burger mix
That is a meatloaf sandwich

they look great swede bro

Game needs more SOVL or I'm gonna fall asleep. I have work tonight.

>he cooks bacon in a frying pan and not in the oven

we need magui ansuz leaks

>mfw this site was founded to discuss nip culture
....Really?

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Get yourself to Ukraine lad

uno cerveza por favor

>City loses
>Pep is chimping out

>City is tied
>Pep is chimping out

>City is winning 8-0
>Pep is chimping out

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skele can't learn new rules

huh? they've been winning UCLs since the beginning, without needing chinamen or arabs to make them big. Having money doesn't make you a customer's club

>pep

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Thoughts?

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what a slurper, good thing I brought my straw

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their german name makes more sense atleast to german speakers

why would you eat a smashed burger?

oh nononon

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>2022
>can’t figure out how to use google

for real?

perfect time to reinvent yourself or go die for your country

>he doesn't like kino
MEGA PINT

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Any sangria in the fridge?

cute

stream pls?

lmao at scotland.

madrid started well but are now absolutely awful on the ball

That's a nigger

i would be happy to fuck your sister

how you know I'm Somali?

With that much makeup this pretty much counts as 2D.

redi1.soccerstreams.net/event/real-madrid-manchester-city-live-stream/864193

1stream.top/soccer/MjMyNDY3OTE3?sport=soccer

city games are so easy for the refs. they just walk around watching pep boreball

>tik toker
>decently famous

lol

GOAL FROM CASEMIRO INCOMING

>it's an abstract kind of tactics

Uno Spriteo and la pizza por favour lad x

meteli o goli when

need to impregnate some choco

No it doesn't

Good bait

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

So why are Ethopians/Somalis so much different looking that other Africans? And before you say arabs they looked like even when Egyptians talked about them so what gives?

even if there was, away goals would favour RM seeing as they scored three fucking away goals
so you're a retard twice over

just looks that way because only militao and vini have touched it recently

they wont allow me though

She looks like she smells like curry

you are better without it. you will find a better one

Punished De Bruyne. A man denied his ignorance of women's nature

>nose ring
into the trash

letting City grow cocky
they aren't playing Norwich here

Eh, he cheated on her first, can't blame her

God let it be gol!!

Superior texture and flavor. Also, you can actually eat one without everything spilling out like diarrhea

Essen geliefert?

Jej

still feeling like shit desu

To make themselves feel better for being dumped

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We brought Bakithreads back to life. Blame Itagaki.

trying to do tempoross with the footy on

this
completely uncomfy

This Madrid NEVER does a good first half.
They always luck out on the second one.

we are so fucking bad, we get the ball and lose it in 10 sec

thx bro

HERE.....IT.......COMES......

ethopians are probably a lot purer
they were never colonised iirc

Vini is fucking useless.

>we

city casio incel watch numbers font is peak soulless

When did Real Madrid get filled with literal whos?

Lieferando (deliverio)

who are the city legends? i've just switched support to city because chelsea are about to fall to pieces

Liverpool and Villarreal was much more kino.
It just proves that these plastic clubs have no sovl or spirit

she's a zoomer semi-popular twitch streamer from argentina, so the retards spam her webms on Yea Forums from time to time

youtu.be/sh1Yo8Xdrvg

Gonna come clean lads, I haven't watched a single second of this game

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why does the goalie have an emoji in his neck lmao

kekwab

kek

To distract from her misbehaviour

>limitao
YOU FUCKING MONKEY YOURE SUPPOSED TO HEAD THE BALL NOT THE OTHER PLAYERS HEAD

Why?

richard dunne

uyyyyy

CARALhO

lucky you

see

i have lost all hope, we look toothless

niall quinn

Even God can make mistakes

>get slightly touched
>scream

Yellow card for faggotry when? It’s fucking embarrasing to watch

>We

Italy colonised them.

>walker
>lays down

>we

David James

Augero
Joey Barton

Have sex

hey lads can you recommend me a printer? need one

It both was great for his career and he got a big titty slag instead of that Belgian blue waffle looking wench

Why the fuck are you here then

>we

Don Carlo won, pep just doesn't know it yet

if city score this is literally ogre, NEED real to score just to keep the tie interesting

>test

i want to live like a hermit away from society until i rot and die but im too talented and keep getting job offers

heem

Looks like she would try to illegally board my container ship if you know what I mean.

Semen

militao looks like a fucking alien

Kroos didnt get any sleep this night it seems

based cum tributer

city is dominating, RM gonna get half a chance and score though

did the stream die

ah, but only for a very short time

>Bacon
Is this 2010?

how unfortunate 4 u

>letting a 5/10 cuck you as famous athlete millioniare
kek

you cant officially volunteer w/o prior military experience, at least not officially

To chat with the only friends I have

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How do you know?