“No, Ms Bond, you can’t use EBT or food stamps for the buy-in...

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>the names Nood..... Bix Nood

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I remember as a kid I was working in an upscale grocery store. This black lady and dude came through my checkout and asked if they could pay with EBT. Manager standing right next to me says no. Lady looks at dude , he then pulls out a wad of 100's throws one at me. After they left manager shakes her head and mutters something under her breath

unironically this

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>I’m afraid the Official Scrabble Player’s Dictionary makes no distinction between whomst may, and may not spell it, Ms. Bond

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>it seems this little game and your lack of deodorant has caused you to perspire, Ms. Bond?

>though, Ms. Bond, that double negative implies that you did, in fact, do something.

Your move, Ms. Bond.

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Seething.

>Excuse me Ms. Bond, but we are ready for your wager. If you are ready to play then please place a bet, but if you will continue to talk on your cell phone over everybody else, you could at least take the call outside of the room, not everybody here needs to hear what you are talking about, as you look to our faces for our reactions, so you can quickly hang up and start "getting all up in our face" about it.

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Names Bond, Bail Bond.

EBT and food stamps do not exist in Britain wh*toid.

>I understand your confusion 007, however these gentlemen are with the Crown Prosecution Service. They are not her to take away your baby.

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>You're fired, Nagger!

>tfw nobody noticed I got the funny digits with my OC meme

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Super cool meme!

The best one so far (and checked).

Based and upvoted back.

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Wow didn’t expect it to blow up like this!

Thanks for the gold.

kek

>Wow didn’t expect it to blow up like this!
I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

>please stop asking for your forties to be shaken, not stirred, that doesn't even make sense

Lmfao

On the Blind
Broccallioai =Bond owner woman , wanteed him, to be black an women from a Early age , Thumper much
shes into very young gurls as her Psrtners

also kek

Incredibly blessed poaster

youtube.com/watch?v=WkVohPC_YpU

Idris would have made a great bond.

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>ms. bond... the chips are yours until you bet them. you don't need to pocket them when you think we're not looking.

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Whomst have you been quoting?

kill yourself

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Shut up Hannibal. Season three should have never happened.

Similar vein to Ramiposting or Pikaposting

>No Ms Bond the pot is not reparations

Lol

>While I am impressed by your jaw strength Ms. Bond, these are "casino chips" not "'tato chips"

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Is he the fucking Predator with his shitty ass cloak now?

> Ms Bond it doesn’t matter if anyone knows how to play spades the dealer won’t let you change the game

>Lol
not a word why do summerfags continually capitalize it as if it was

I read this in old Qs voice and now im sad

Lol.

>Ms. Bond, they are poker chips, not potato. And you cannot dip them in your wine either.

This is even more funny when you realize that a 007 agent would be given an operating budget for each job, on top of their enormous salary, which implies she spent it all on scratch offs.

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LoL

hahahaha

Kek

>I'm sorry Ms. Bond, the only "purpa" flavored beverage we have is wine.
ftfy

Lol

Phoneposters.

Nigger

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trying too hard, you dont understand nuance when it comes to humor