Have you ever booked a celebrity?
cameo.com
>most expensive cameo in the adult category (300 dollars)
>amateur profile pic
>no sample vid
>never heard of her
She's an escort, isn't she?
oh god is she still dummy thicc
WHAT THE FUCK
this is the most depressing thing ive ever seen
>cameo.com
there's a surprising amount of industry you can book for a lot cheaper than I would have guessed
is the porn industry dying faster than I thought?
I did a cameo with Bai ling. She will do what ever you ask. Name it. She will do it..was worth $70
such as?
yes
same chick is on adult book
I've written out a script for such occasions
>to start, please sit on your phone and start the recording
>then, stand up and repeat the following
>"oops, didn't see you there. happy birthday [user], I guess. oh, I know, here's your present"
>then sit back down--if possible, please pass wind before you fully cover the phone and stop recording
wut about sexual tings
Use your imagination
i hate this world, WWIII when?
oh no no no no
based
45 dollars...does she swallow
that is sexual
oof, her career is over
might as well do porn (please)
$150 isn't enough for me to cam with some creepy stranger. Weird to know that I'm probably more financially secure than JLH
Based and Lingpilled
this is sad
How do so many people misunderstand this site? They're not camming with you. You pay them X amount of dollars for them to record a happy birthday message for you or something equally stupid and insignificant like that. $100 for like 3 minutes of work
I’m surprised no one has paid to have someone say “fuck jannies” or banepost.
This.
This is like some sort of career graveyard.
She earns $200 LESS than Bubbles
I've booked a celebrity. Worth every penny
>trump's sloppy seconds (-130k)
one yike
Did you ask her about Blumpfff?
Damn ivanka’s on that site too?
Norm MacDonald is one of my favorite comedians of all time but he charges $375 for a really shitty improvised 3 minute video... I don't like this site. If this was a good website you would pay $375 to see Salma Hayek suck a dog's cock. That's worth $375. Not this.
heh can i pay ron jeremy to let me suck his dick?
Based
Kek
There is literally no way he charges for that. Just meet him and ask him.
This site makes me sad even if some of these actors don't really mind doing this stuff.
Can't really call a woman who's literal job is having sex with many many men ANYBODY'S sloppy seconds at this point ya fuckin nub.
Highly tempted to book her and have her say "please book me I need food"
cameo.com
fucking yuck
Needs more baneposting requests.
>the most expensive one is an aged tranny
You're a Leaf aren't you.
Nope
Isnt the shark tank guy a fucking mega millionaire
Absolutely. And he'll use your $999 as toilet paper just cause he can.
That seems to be what some people don't understand about this scheme. They're not on there because they need the money, they're there because they know they can make tons of extra money for filming a 30 second video on their phone.
Why are women so bad with their money?
If they're on cameo, they're not celebrities
Working on making a webm of Bai ling cameo foot faggery ...please hold
There’s a lot of bad comedians and wrestlers trying to get some steroid cash quick
Charlie Sheen is on there tho
The best are the ones where people trick the celebs into saying "controversial" things, like the madlad who got Favre to talk about the USS Liberty lmao
Please don't be lying
i'm sure they can choose whether or not to say shit people ask them to.
didn't some incel anti-semitic group get people to low key say bad shit about jews or something? they had to be sneaky about it though if it was overt they would just refuse to do it and probably still take your money.
I don't get it
I have booked an fucked a few UK Celebs , Tulisa , an then I done other sluts on day time tv , Holly will gobble cock an gulp down for 5k , Ester Mcvey loves it MP loves it up her ass , she goes her fiancee dogging likes creamy finish .. Last week at wakefield .. an she loves big Norfern WHITE ONLY COCK
forgot pic
just wait a few years until aidan gillen is on there
>mentioning how Israel literally attacked a US ship is ''''''''''''''''controversial''''''''''''''''
yeah, really makes me think jews have no influence over our media
better book sheen before he succumbs to aid-i mean his winning runs out
Fake news she a alut its known she does meets greets to nobodies so shut the fuck up
eh it's not that different from them charging 50 bucks for an autograph and a hoverhand photo at a comic con
some of them are clearly there because they need the money but yeah many of them probably are millionaires but realize that it's nearly impossible to turn down ridiculously easy money like that even if it's embarrassing.
someone should start a site where you pay to skype with d-list celebrities. you could charge a lot more than what this site does. i guess most celebrities wouldn't do it though because people could just whip their dicks out or shout racist slurs or something.
DONT MENTION THAT FAKE HOLOCAUST MEME ,
thats Just a Joke now
Modern CSI Jew team found No Gas Chambers was Prison camp .
FACT , lets not get bogged down with the kikes Lies any more
Exactly .. !
But then the 6 kike mods are .. still brainwashed ,
> and a hoverhand photo at a comic con
Is hover hand a req at comic con?
yes
i'm sure most photos have a no touching rule now, especially with female celebrities considering the fucking smelly autists that show up at those type of things
that's her net worth but she clearly needs cash flow
People are literally retarded NPCs my man.
There are some legit millionaires out there willing to whore themselves out to plebs for literal pennies. What a bunch of greedy cunts.
>didn't some incel anti-semitic group
It was Pewdiepie
>they had to be sneaky about it though if it was overt they would just refuse to do it and probably still take your money
They said death to all jews
nah i'm talking about the thing that guy referenced above about how brett favre mentioned the USS Liberty and shit. i hadn't read the whole thread yet. that definitely wasn't pewdiepie.
Pewdiepies one was with fiverr.
Yeah I know what you are talking about.
For most people, yeah. Unless they're being sponsored or something like marvel actors at sdcc, they'll have a no touch rule and a giant bouncer next to them waiting to yell at someone.
Bai ling foot faggery.sorry my webm skills suck. Enjoy a gif
lmao the cock sucker dude from fyre festival is on there, must still be in debts
>didn't some incel anti-semitic group get people to low key say bad shit about jews or something
He just mentioned a historical event. Just wait until you read about the Lavon Affair for the first time, lad.
>hey user! Happy birthday! I hope you have a great day :)
>that'll be $150
She has such a foxy milfy look now.
God, I'd fuck her brains out.
i'm not a deranged /pol/tard so i really don't give a shit. if they say it was an accident i believe it was an accident. it makes no sense that israel would purposely sink a US ship. they were at war.
That's why they're millionaires.
do you think someone had actually paid this guy that much to say something
what exactly is his target audience
>if they say it was an accident i believe it was an accident. it makes no sense that israel would purposely sink a US ship. they were at war.
lmao npcs are literally retarded. it was an attempted falseflag to drag the US into the six day war.
They were trying to instigate the US into war with Egypt.
The Israelis later admitted to knowing it was a US ship
>this is a 50 year old woman
Yikes.
>no Eric Roberts
And people joked about his career.
>israel is good
>/peeeel/
NPC
Eric Roberts is like a Cameo actor but for actual projects.
pay the cheapest nigger to say fuck niggers
Yeah and how do you think he got that way. He took every opportunity to make some cash. Imagine someone wants to pay you a grand to wish someone a happy birthday. Literally 15 seconds of work.
Very interesting.
He had a pretty big role as mafia boss Maroni in The Dark Knight.
>This faggot made at least $10500
How? Why would anyone pay for that?
We must do it, lads.
Fucking based
God, I wish.
>pass wind
English is my second language. Does that mean "fart"?
This and I'm not even meme'ing.
Any C-list celebrity with a twitch account would be considered the second coming of Christ. Play minecraft or fortnite, do some vlog and people will love it.
Yeah but he was just a fall guy the other guy was the real brains of the operation
Chris Hansen?!
cameo.com
Yes sir it does.
2500 bucks and the sample videos are him saying the exact thing over and over. For that much he could at least switch it up a bit.
Some richfag needs to fork over the $120 for the good of the board