Americans don't care about Socc

It's all white Euroboos
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nah the Mexicans have no excuses now that Seattle went to Mexico already and played them to a draw

The salt will be delicious. Has Mexico ever had a worst year in Soccer?

Seattle went to Mexico and played in their elevation and got a 2-2 draw

Seattle will bootyblast Pumas tonight by 3+

Is Seattle a nice city?

Lots of globally relevant corporations are based there (or at least in the surrounding areas) like Microsoft, Amazon, Starbucks, etc.

But on the other hand the city seems to be full of commies and Antifa, quite the contrast

Where do I have the best view? In the Black Lives Matter corner or in the Ruth Bader Ginsburg Sector?

They're also raising the 12th man flag for this one time for the final. It's going to be epic.

You joke Europe is still kneeling for dead American blacks, that trend is over here

It’s a lefty city so there are some soul but a ton of imported bugmen to work at tech companies.

it's complicated. The whole state outside of Seattle is deep red. You get a mix in the city sometimes. It's obviously very liberal, but has it's nicer areas. It's very comfy in the summer.

Isn't that natural though? Tech is full of hypocrite leftists anyway.
They're getting better. Still a farcry from UEFA-CONMEBOL stadiums ambience.

It's full of homeless druggies now

what??? Is this confirmed? I refuse to believe a sport as gay as soccer will be this based. That's a Seahawks tradition.

by American standards it’s really quite nice
and the nature around it is absolutely gorgeous

Seattle is pretty crazy about their soccer team

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good parts and bad parts like most other cities but since it's west coast and not in California, substitute the black people with homeless white and mexican drug addicts

Kino af

the nature around it and everything else west of Kansas that isn't a desert is some of the best outdoors in the world.

I read Carrie Brownstein's book and from what I gather, it used to be its own thing that was cool but now it's basically an extension of California thanks to Microsoft bringing in tech workers

Pumasbros...

Idk about the city, but the Sounders club has like 5 chicanos:
- Obed Vargas
- Josh Atencio
- Danny Leyva
- Dylan Téves
- Alfonso Ocampo-Chavez

Mexico is a boxing nation, even though their best fighter got humiliated and embarrassed by Floyd Mayweather

>Europe

England is not in Europe anymore

t.

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yup. Cobain specifically called out Pearl Jam for being part of the Seattle in-flight problem and reaping the rewards of the perception of Seattle culture

I hope Detroit gets a team

Yes it is

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>Dylan Teves

kek

>I refuse to believe a sport as gay as soccer will be this based
Maybe you've just watched bad matches. Now when the team and it's players actually care it becomes very enjoyable to see them fight for a victory. Haven't you watched WC's Round of 16 onward? They'll want to keep playing even if they're injured.
EU ≠ All of Europe

Obed Vargas is 16, and born in Alaska lol

Will this be the Mexican cope? That a few Seattle bench players were born in America but are Chicanos?

I might actually have to watch this game then

EASY WORK

>Pumas
stadium will be rife with mexicans

hahahaha I'm ded

Imagine if Americans cared about soccer.

No, it won't. They sold out weeks ago. It'll be a green hell of gay white people

Would USA play in euro league if they cared about soccer?

i'm going and i'm bringing latina pussy home with me after the game

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THE FUCKING LEGEND HAS A FAKE ENGLISH ACCENT I'M GONNA DIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just stating the fact Seattle Sounders has about 5 chicanos on their squad, no one has said anything about "muh cope" but you.

Pumas has two Americans on it's team btw

I feel second hand embarrassment.

They would dominate, because they've got literally every single ethnic group in the fucking world in there. They've got their Ngubus for the physical aspect of the game, they've still got white people left for the intellectual part of the team, and they've got the hardworking and rough playing Hispanics with 99 stamina.

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Seattle is the only country in America that cares. Now try Houston Dynamo

>calling seattle a country
save your (You)s please

This is your mind on RPGs

Based accent lmao

We don't. That's a typical match in Europe.

We huniliated you in the world cup with meme players

No it's not. Only the very biggest teams pull that type of crowd because they don't have large enough stadiums.

Atlanta United is top 5 in the world in average game attendance

and one of the pumas chicano is the shitter that gifted one of the 2 penalties that made seattle get the 2-2 draw

Pretty impressive ngl. Still a girl's sport though.

We were past it. Real peak was 87-92

he also scored in the prior match allowing Pumas to advance to the final...

love those colors so much. wish my city had nice colors like Seattle's teams all do

This 16 year old kid is going to be a superstar

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Checked