/seriea/ - The Lacerators of Leicester edition

SERIE A MATCHDAY 20
>Thursday, 5th May
18:00 Salernitana - Venezia

EUROPA CONFERENCE LEAGUE SEMI-FINALS 2ND LEG
>Thursday, 5th May
21:00 Marseille - Feyenoord
21:00 Roma - Leicester City

SERIE A MATCHDAY 36
>Friday, 6th May
18:45 Inter - Empoli
21:00 Genoa - Juventus

>Saturday, 7th May
15:00 Torino - Napoli
18:00 Sassuolo - Udinese
20:45 Lazio - Sampdoria

>Sunday, 8th May
12:30 Spezia - Atalanta
15:00 Venezia - Bologna
18:00 Salernitana - Cagliari
20:45 Hellas Verona - Milan

>Monday, 9th May
20:45 Fiorentina - Roma

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, never expect oral on a Friday night, a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, shave your balls and be a good boy.Thursday, 05 May 2022

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biancu

crossing to the new thread

Come si fa a scegliere quale squadra di calcio tifare quando non si è italiani e non si vive in Italia?

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someone post the flowchart

most non italians root for the striped clubs (juve, inter, milan) just because they have a history of winning internationally and having more money to buy champions, others decide based on which plays the most entertaining football in serie a when they start watching it, others decide based on how much they like a city or populace or based on their personal connection to it (maybe a gf or friend or grandfather or having had fun on a trip there or liking their food or whatever), others decide based on socioeconomical factors (people from a rich city will probably sympathize with teams from torino and milano, people from poor cities may sympathize with napoli, etc.), it really depends on you

so someone with 0 rifinitura, 0 conduzione/dribbling and 0 riferimento in area would be in the same spot on the graph as someone with all of them to the max? meh

1000+ minutes is the parameter to exclude that kind of possibility

You load up a playlist of Serie A songs and discover that Inter ranks dead-last and that Roma is among the best and then you realize players you like play for them so you support Roma

(But not when they will play and lose against your home team in the final of a European tournament)

The Last of Bros!

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if you have 0 in all 3 after >1000min you're the linesman

Giorgia Meloni looking grim lately

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in Tudor we trust

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Wtf, I thought Marseille was this grim and grey city of dilapidated commieblocks

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I had the impression Marseille's problem was the people living in it, not the buildings per se.

Basically france's naples

I've been living in Marseille for three months and absolutely love this city. It's beautiful.
People might complain about the arabs and how dirty it is, cause certain neighborhoods are really fucking dirty and the more residential areas are grim indeed, but overall it's one of the coolest cities in the planet.

Take a peep at those badonkekong

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>there most definitely exist nudes of her out there that will never get leaked

She has such a nice ass but god she's ugly. She's even worse when dressed normally

>ius soli bad
>ius sanguinis good
Then we get Jorginho missing penalties

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It depends if you are based and red pulled (in this case Hellas Verona) or not (everything else) or if you have ancestors from Calabria (in this case Juventus)

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>need an mri before surgery
>outside waiting for results
>dark haired arthoe with her father
>nurse (also hot) comes out, tells her to come in, her father asks if she can accompany her since she's a minor
Wtf I'm a nonce now?

You can’t say this without posting evidence to your claims

t. scoiattolino

I like billie and her booba but with this dress I'm just not feeling it ya know

>ius sanguinis good
only if the player is actually good

negru

Rate them

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I have no idea how exactly it plays or what exactly the rules are so feel free to just pick the cutest grills to add to your squad

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>ius soli bad
Absolutely

Intersissies............

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He looks like he huffs Games Workshop paints

>mention Bourigeaud in /seriea/
>not even 1 week later he says he wants to play abroad
>admits in his private life he loves going on family trips to Italy
IGLIIIIIIIIIIIII dont you dare fuck this one up

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>trusting Inter dello Sport

Remember when she was touted as the "anti-pop star" then a few months ago she changed face and wanted to "be herself"? And now she's walking around in dresses like this at the Met Gala?

puzzle me

How was picrel not already posted?

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>it's a malaswiss being retarded episode

It was. It was cringe before and it still is.

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Cyprusexsexsex

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women in leggings everywhere

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thank you

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Downwards move no?

:I

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v- video games?

Not calcio

Kind of regret not shopping a big penor in the place of that cone before uploading now

Getting banned for some inanity? It's more likely than you think

>Heskey to Lazzie

>rehashing old rumours
I wish schira would swallow a finnbro's toes

Jannuccio went hard on everyone overnight

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>Vlahomeme's freaky fake smile
Its got the point where I just feel sorry for him now

summerdress's
pusy's
hard peepee's

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Me in the bottom right, also Vlahovic needs to learn how to smile in a way that doesn't look like he's watching the love of his life walk to the altar with his best friend

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>le schizo face
how contrived, sad!

>dybala has reached an agreement with inter for a free transfer
Milan bros is it true?