/cyc/ - general

Even Paul civaque is a bettrr pick

So who of the contenders will crash out in the first week? And can you bet on that?

Is that Consonni they call a contender?

confirmed by cofidis for total freedom so maybe

Lame

I like it. The sweetness of the pineapple contrasts nicely with the saltiness of the other ingredients
Mind you, I never pick it because there are much better pizzas, but it's fine. I'd eat it without complaint if offered

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>Cyclists all over Hungary, rise up against motorist's tyranny

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you know where I'm going in a few hours
do you guys want anything?

Have fun

You have to have at least 1 /grande/ to make it interesting.

I have zero /grande/ riders in my veloteam

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It's impossible to make a good team with all these frauds on the startlist. How do I salvage this?

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Aside from >Kämna this is a pretty good team though

got the quickstepper and conca lmao

>Valter
based because he's a fellow pinot fan and for sure also posts here

I considered Conca, but then I looked at his PCS and yiked out

yes well I'm afraid Bilbao will be chained to Fraudismo and that Bauhau will DNF when they encounter the first hill

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I'm bored

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Well my name is lottobros so i gotta get some and pick the frauds gotta stay true to the meme

should’ve gone to england kwab

>yfw a fat amerimutt comes up to you and starts asking about YALL WHERE THE FREE REFILLS AT MUHFUGGER

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>get active, over there! People need it!
you don't say

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Fat people in Europe are just beer belly lords they don’t care about selling their body positive kek.

No one told her to buy a bike.

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Are fat people evil?

Massive stain on society for personal glutony. in short yes

Which bike could even hold her? She sounds like she's at least 150 kg, probably even fatter.

One of those with fat tyres, I presume.

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4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France (2.Pro)
Stage 2
Béthune - Maubeuge
181.5 km

Startlist:
procyclingstats.com/race/4-jours-de-dunkerque/2022/stage-2/startlist/roster-with-dropouts

GC after stage 1:
procyclingstats.com/race/4-jours-de-dunkerque/2022/stage-1-gc

Live stats:
procyclingstats.com/race/4-jours-de-dunkerque/2022/stage-2/live/livestats

Streams:
tiz-cycling-live.io/
cycling.today/4-jours-de-dunkerque-2022-live-video/
Eurosport / GCN / L'Equipe
15:00 CET

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why the kamna hate ?
He's a good stage hunter, talking one and then a top 3 on another isn't farfetch

Quite happy with this. Lots of stage wins there. Might be a bit weak on GC. Just depends on how the lads are going. Grand Tours are pot luck

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I'm still pissed that he was utter shit in Basque country

Literally free win with this team.

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44 teams currently registered
That's 10 more than romandie

>Nobody picking Wilco

I have made so many changes to my team that no matter who wins I'll be able to rage that I had them on my team at one point but then took them off.

Top 10 in any stage is at least 60 points
Top 10 GC is 11 points mininimum
Summit is around 5 points

Keldermeme is minimum 75 points guaranteed everyday. You should pick him.
Also descent TT er
You should pick him

*crashes*

Should you pick Cimolai ?
Meme italian sprinter was a good top 5 merchant last year, but he was complete shit 2 years prior.

youtube.com/watch?v=bWrJz_MKi0g

>later in the film
>american tourist died of heart attack
fucking love this film, real gem

Stage 1 finish. Yeah I'm thinking Grug wants pink

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Grug wants to wear all three leader's jerseys this year

>casual 500W over 7 minutes

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secret pick sepulveda spotted!

Van Lerberghe-Ballerini-Mørkøv-Cavendish is a very good train. Worth at least two wins I think

>Hey Bert, ciclismo in compagnia!

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Grande Bella

i was passing by a kid on a bike like that, i asked if he stole these wheels of a tractor

then i dabbed and everyone clapped

Based Kazakhbert

but why

>haven't seen my secret pick on any other team yet

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