Grim

maybe something to do with the Jags being so heavily linked with England through the wembley games deal

also the only city of relevance in the great shitstain

>gave them MLS.
the fuck is that supposed to mean?

For me, it's the Manchester Mujahideen.

I actually feel a bit like the whole NFL thing has passed its moment here. They'll always get 55k or so in Spurs' stadium, London is a vacuous place filled with foreigners and isolated worker-drones who'll go and queue for two hours at the opening of M&M World in Leicester Square for something to do. But for all my mates that "picked a team" like 10 years ago or wanted to go to Wembley, the fad has worn off.

Who cares lmao freak. Do you not go on a night out in Newcastle with your mates because it's "not relevant" lel?

>land of the free
>need a loicense to do some marketing

>granted access to market themselves
why are american sports like this?

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I don't live in London so have never been exposed to this cancer, but if they try to spread this up north then we need to deport all yanks

It'd never happen.
Like how there's fuck all Starbucks in Italy. They could open up a shitload if they wanted but they know they'd get laughed out of town.

Some of the teams your mates picked? Who got lucky like me? I picked Newcastle in 2007 for footy. It was between City, Newcastle, Norwich, Hull and Forest. I didn't want to support a hipster american team like Everton/Fulham/Arsenal/Spurs/Man U...

the only reason it works in london is all the yanks that live here

>the fad has worn off.
I follow the NFL and my brother and I always wanted to go watch one of the games at Wembley but the shine has sort of worn off, mostly because its been so hard to get tickets, plus we live in the north west so we'd have to factor in travel to and staying in London and prices are always inflated when there is an even on
doesn't help that I support the Broncos and I don't think they have ever been picked as a international game

>nogs and hipsters
so like 10 million people in London alone

>Around here
Your fantasy world?

Probably Essex or somewhere like that. In the norf and Wales, rugby is the big working class sport alongside (in some cities even ahead of) football so there's really no niche for nfl. Most of the south and southwest doesn't seem to give a fuck for it either.
It's basically just London and the surrounding area where the idea is viable.

>not helping to grow the BAFA instead
We only support our local teams, so instead of forcing the cancerous NFL onto us for London tourists to gawp at, they should invest in the likes of Merseyside Nighthawks, Northumberland Vikings, Shropshire Revolution and Tamworth Phoenix.

I don't think it'd take too much in terms of marketing to make the BAFA more popular than say Ice Hockey or Basketball in this country. There are plenty kids who fail to make the grade at rugby but lack the coordination to play football who could be retrained.

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>We only support our local teams
why would you say something so fundamentally untrue

Sorry I'll correct in. White non-immigrant Englishmen support their local teams.

this is still untrue, I live in Morecambe and when I was in school literally nobody else supported the shrimps, most of them weren't even aware we had a team, it was all United and Liverpool fans with the odd other one picking up their family teams

plastics don't count as human

*moves goalposts*

I don't know, mate. Growing up in the west country, it seemed like most kids were glory hunters supporting (lmao) Man U in the early 2000's. That goes for zoomers, at least.

*scores between them*
heh

a soulless sport for a soulless globohomo non-white city.

kek

Based

>kids who fail to make the grade at rugby but lack the coordination to play football who could be retrained
Then the sport should've been Canadian Football instead, since that's kinda closer to rugby, but no one plays that either.
Shame, kicking duels are a lot of fun to watch.

I am shocked how many clubs exist under BAFA
almost as many as here in germany
but the appeal makes no sense to me
>22 on field at a time
>snap, stop, and swap constantly
>offense follows a script
is it just gargling yank testes like here in germany?

and? it's a fun novelty day out, people go to take instagram stories. but i've never met someone here who actually watches nfl.\ or even knows what is going on.

For me, it's the Port Stanley Submarines

Superb owl is worth a watch but don’t give a toss otherwise

bro you just described the american NFL watcher

It's literally amateur and played on parks though, we actually have pro Ice Hockey and Basketball leagues for comparison.

Have watched it once and would never again

Perhaps if you didn't love our sport so much, it wouldn't be happening

the teams are the Jacksonville Jaguars, Chicago Bears, Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, New York Jets and San Francisco 49ers

Who are they? I still need to pick a team to support

why must America send us their shitters and chokers?

because you gobble them up and fill stadiums to watch them

>knowing the difference
m8

if you plan on watching a lot of games, it might be an idea to pick an eastern time zone team, that way the majority of their games will kick off 6pm our time rather than 9pm like most of the pacific coast ones do
t. picked Broncos back in 2007
it's a fun sport to watch user, not everyone thinks like you do

>oi u got a loicence for that ad m8?!!

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Should be an annual game between the NFL winners and the Rugby Premiership winners. One half Rugby Union rules, one half Snooze Egg rules.

the 2021 Georgia Bulldogs, a college football team, would annihilate your rugby team in rugby. 11 on 11 with the fastest 11 dawgs being the 11, we're not sending Jordan Davis or Devonte Wyatt

>london's bucaneer
>manchester's cowboys of dallas

the embodiement of plastic

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Okay then, do it. Would unironically be interesting to watch.

You know they have to take their armour off and run more than 40yards right?

I can smell the onions from here.

no armor no commercial break they'd give up before half time

Literally who can stop London Warriors from completing the threepeat at this year's Britbowl?

yeah this is true. they had like 16 people drafted? they could definitely get a rugby team together and beat England's, put the RBs on the wings, the LBs in the middle, add Bowers because he's a freak, them throw in some WRs and DBs to fill any holes