Two tickets to the latest Quentin Tarantino flick please. Yes both for me

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Me and my Italian gf laughed at chink lee getting his shit kicked in. Got road head on the way back, movie of the year for that alone

and then I woke up

And I fucked her lol

lol XD

Haha guys, mind if I save?

fag

everyone that posted in this thread needs to take a moment to self reflect and think about what kind of person they are turning into.

We are better than this gentlemen.

A based kind nigger

Why would he buy two tickets for himself? Even if he's fat, the movie's been out for awhile now, no one will care if he takes up two seats.

>We are better than this gentlemen.

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>Even if he's fat
>he takes up two seats

BUM BUM TSSSSSS

nice one bro.

>>We are better than this gentlemen.

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maybe he wants to be seen in the company of someone else in front of the cashier so he doesnt look like a loser going to the theater by himself so he buys two tickets

But they'll see him going in alone.

he will arrive early and do a loop around the theater going out for a smoke pacing around a bit and then coming back avoiding the cashier that he bought the tickets from

The ultimate weapon against r*ddit

and what are they turning into?

>HE

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>decided to go to OUATIH alone
>get anxiety about ordering a ticket for myself
>arrive at the theater
>cashier has been replaced with a touchscreen

It was a surprisingly good time, I might do this more often.

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Yes he. The reason he would do it is because the cashier at the ticket counter was a cute girl next door type white girl so in order to still see the movie and not look like a creepy loser he bought two tickets if he wasnt such a fucking pussy and and disgusting pieace of shit he would actually approach and ask her out but he knows hes incapable of doing that because hes weak and cowardly and that ultimately he doesnt deserve to be happy and he knows it and doesnt want to stick his fucking emotional cynical wreck that he is into anyone else's life so he buys two tickets.
He then goes to the bathroom closes the stall and sits hating himself quietly checks some social media real quick confirms that he is in fact dead inside and finds it ironic he goes out from the other end of the theater and smokes a cigarette because he is larping as a dark and mysterious and because he has a subconscious and often concious urge to kill himself so he smokes and paces around the sidewalk and waits for the opportune moment to make his move while the line is filling up and the cashier girl is getting busy. He arrived early because he has nothing else to fucking do anyway so he moves in a fast walk trying to pick up as many stationary obstacles and hiding in between as many walls and pillars in between the cashier girls line of sight and the check in zone and this would be a pieace of cake for him since he has honed the arts of stealth and avoidance over many years The check in is manned by a fat Latina bitch and he doesnt give a fuck about what she thinks of him

yikes my dude

how rude

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>you can't just beat up bruce lee, he has super powers

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mfw accurate

>I love Bruce Lee and I have a black belt in kung-fu

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LMAO

>white master race

zoom zoom

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cringe my guy

>Why yes I will take two tickets to the latest Quentin Tarantino flick please. Yes both for me.

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jinkies my friend

oof my buddy

wew there my senpai

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>Le Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiii.

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lmao saved

Fukken saved

experience coitus

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>mfw
>no image to portray your face

you aren't 4channing right newfag.

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>you aren't 4channing right newfag

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Is this the guy i replied to or someone else?

lol you can't tell? newfag

nice try, I know there's no way of telling

if you can tell then who am i? i'v made a few posts on this thread reply to them all.

there's no way to tell. I was just joking.

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i know. i was joking too.

embarrassing my good sir

>stop using my meme against me!!

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>white

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Here you go kid. I like your enthusiasm. You should shave though.

>Flick

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>I've showed them by golly! Wojak wins every time! But I'll a have a Pepe just in case to really fix 'em!

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>look at me mom

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At this point I can't tell who is who

>At this point I can't tell who is who

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yikes

>all these funny faces

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kek and based

At least wash her first

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bump

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he cute