How does he do it?

I wish I could have one good thing happen for me

Hahahaha oh god this shit makes me laugh. Desperate incels actually think that shit cures anything.

Both the ugliest people I've ever met and the most attractive people I've ever met all played wow.

it worked for that guy

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Hgh?

No it didn't. How can someone like that become that attracrive without a strong routine of respecting women?

this

Have a (You) :) I wish you luck in your future endeavors

He's an ok actor as long as he's directed well.

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Mustaches only look good on certain face shapes. You also have to be high T enough to grow it thick and full. Those who can pull it off, do so very well.

Mogs them all.

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The main difference seems to be that Henry has the best cheekbones and a good-looking nose

Top 0.0001% of genetics. His jawline is genetic but the rest of his family have other negatives that make them not as attractive.

Cavill is better looking. This dude just has the family jawline, not much else going for him.

he looks kinda like my brother

He's just really good-looking. That goes a long way for your overall quality of life and especially if you work in entertainment. You can be from the shittiest background or have the worst personality, but if you're hot none of it matters and you can still make bank.

Henry is in the best shape, low fat helps you're jaw a ton

buy these pills they work for me

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I feel like luck and sucking the right dick at the right time goes a much further way, otherwise every actor would just be a retired model.

Some of them have bigger jaws than henry but henry's jaw is better shaped and his nose is a lot more attractive, also better skin, eyes and i guess you could say celebrity look while the others look average joes.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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He meant this in a friendly humourous way but it comes off as him being based and putting that thot in her place.

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kek

Does he mean "luckily for me" as in "Yes, I would love to bang you Millie Bobby Brown as I am a cunnyseur, but society won't allow that, so luckily there is only one seat."?

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Fucking hell, Henry. If Chris Evans can afford hair plugs so can you

after reading it again, i'm honestly not sure. I personally think it's an insult on the low. Pretty fucking based.

Interpretations:
1.
>it's a dangerous on a bike so luckily for me there's only enough room for myself so I have a reason to deny you a ride and risk injuring you
2.
>you're a trashy whore and I don't want to ride with you
3.
>there's no official accomodation for another person on this bike so I'll have to wear you wrapped around my face like a hockey mask

3,1,2,4,6,5

Haha fucking patrolled. Also did Ducati pay him for this or is the free bike the payment or what

I'm not gay but I would totally make out with him and then suck his dick until it got nice and hard and slippery so he could slide it in my ass.

Why would Henry want a free bike when he could just buy his own with money, and that's assuming he wants a bike (or another if he already has one). Take the cash, do a quick shoot, make money

Probably gets to keep the bike. Henry is pretty based and probably wanted a ducati bike and when you're as big as him, you don't pay.

This instagram post pretty much proves he's a cunnyseur

He fucking calls them "budding entrepreneurs"

This reminds me of Tom Cruise's cousin.

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Tom Cruise literally only looks good because of plastic surgery (namely veneers aka fake teeth).

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well Tom was not born pretty , I think there is a picture in which his teeth look weird

He got his jaw fixed too

It's like some kind of weird hybrid that's part Will Arnett

tbqh, fixing your teeth will change your jaw and nearly the entire look of your face. I had braces as an adult and my face doesn't look the same at all.

Why is no one stopping him? SHE COULD BE HIS DAUGHTER

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I wish I had a pretty nose aaaaaaaaaa

youtube.com/watch?v=f0K3w08uSQA

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he's a man and can actually wear the mature receding hair line.
The guys over at the mcu are insecure and total numale status.

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The Tudors was kino.

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>I feel like luck and sucking the right dick at the right time goes a much further way
Agreed, nepotism/luck does more, especially for a major acting career. If you see someone untalented and average-looking succeeding in Hollywood, that's probably the reason (look at Cara for example). But I mean in general, looks alone can take you a really long way. They won't make you an A-list movie star or anything, but they'll secure you a comfortable, reliable income as a model.

she wants the p

Yeah this fixing the way your teeth align when closed can make a really noticeable difference

Look at how the rear of his jaw lowered.

That's not teeth or natural muscle.

I read it as
>you are hot and I would be seduced by you, luckily there is no extra seat so I can't be tempted

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good genes plus hard work

I love him.

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Anyone have the video of all those girls screaming when he brushes his hair to the side?

>all this placebo bullshit magically turns your black eyes blue

just be a 9.99/10 bro

>not wearing anything underneath

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W-was that the real caption?

Fundraiser for a tiger.

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He was never an actual fat shut in loser. He played WoW when he wasn't drowning in pussy during his college years, that's it. He's been chad since high school.

Has nobody here seen count of monte cristo, the best film ever made?

lol I like this meme

what is mewing

IF is based tho

the image that saved Yea Forums

Why does Yea Forums overrate Cavill?
Cruise and Pit looked better

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Source?

Cruise and Pitt were more ottermode model types.

Cavill is more masculine and better built.

Pedos.

More masculine doesn't mean more attractive unless you count gay men

Rich people talk about this all the time. When you reach a certain level of fame/money, people just start giving you expensive stuff for free. No strings attached.

It's diet and exercise and grooming, idiot. He puts in the effort to look good.

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Imagine being this utterly delusional

Well, Yea Forums isn't gay so they don't rate Cavill on attractiveness but on masculinity.

Kutcher's twin.

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>imagine not liking cruise, cavill, and pitt

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>unless you count gay men
Do you know where you are?

he still plays WoW

Would you rather by fully absorbed by your twin in the womb, or have your twin absorb all of your good qualities and leave you the physically inferior but living twin that will always be unfavorably compared?

There really is not difference other than superficial stuff. Was Kutcher every considered sexy?

IMAGINE LOSING THE GENETIC LOTTERY THIS HARD. I'D BE ETERNALLY JEALOUS OF MY ADONIS BROTHER
at least he seems happy

Step 1...

WoW is, and has been mainstream normie-core shit since BC.

bruh wtf, cruise is taller than pitt and cruise is a turbo manlet. pitt's chad status = revoked?

He's not even that good looking. Absolute state of you ugly incel manlets.

Stop.

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>no bone rot

finally

This is incel lies.

It's all because he respects women.

...

ok? OP posted it like he was a loser for playing it when he still does.

OH NONONONO

Is he perfect? No, but he certainly has a lot of traits that are considered conventionally attractive.

Ugly manlet incels

Post self

isdb.pw/henrycavill

Only person delusional here is you. Dude is always posting exercises and exercise tips.

His dad is literally a hedge fund manager who made so much money, he moved his entire family to a tax haven (Jersey island, which technically isn't part of the U.K.) to get out of paying millions of pounds in taxes.

Don't click this it gave me a virus

He also eats frosted flakes for breakfast. Maybe I should switch breakfast cereals.

shut up retard

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well, you're posting here after all.

Don't open this picture it gave me a virus

sure, make sure to have a workout deficit to counter the calories intake(you won't cuz you're a faggot.)

keep lifting those plates bro we're all gonna make it XD

xDDD

Imagine being Cavill, a rich gigachad celebrity.

You could have any woman you want but deep down you know you will probably never actually find love. Any woman who has you will see you as a conquest of her own, a meal ticket and an easy way to extract money and resources. You will have to go through life distrustful of all women.

He probably starts to notice the older they get the crazier they get. More manipulative, vindictive and unreasonable with an immeasurable desire to just stick their claws in and mould a man into what they want for themselves.

You then start working with a cute, quiet and shy teen girl. You know instantly shes head over heels with a massive crush on you. To her this is her first big break trying to make it in showbiz, wide eyed and full of hope. Her youthful innocence and uncorrupted nature is alluring. Her desire so pure.

He probably knows that he could have her any way he wanted and she would do anything for him. She would do anything to please him and make him happy. She would be desperate for him to see her as a woman and not just a little girl.
It slowly dawns on him that this teenage girls crush is probably one of the few chances left in life to find a woman who could genuinely love him for who he is and not just for what he can provide and as a status symbol. He knows shes not going to just show him off as arm candy for the press, shed rather just cuddle up next to him. No desire to mould him or change him. Uncorrupted by the world and the industry, full of youthful innocence and hope.

He catches her sneaking glances at him, as she probably does every chance she gets. He finds it endearing. Thinking to himself if only he were in another place and another time he could just run off with her into the woods and live happily ever after.

But here in this hellscape that is Hollywood it can never be. So he retreats back into a world of videogames to fill that empty void in his soul.

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I would totally suck his dick, if you know what I mean

He meant that he's lucky that there's only room for one inside her.

I know he loves WOW but where is this? All I get is muh England rugby when I see his instagram page.

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The two on the right look like shit

It's like his eyes are seeing right around me

They're still over 6ft with good jaws, they're no doubt slamming pussy.

Pic related mogs Cavill

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To think that skeleton was full of milk 5 times, it's too much. looks fragile but her pussy is so strong

>literal redditor
OH NO NO NO

Got enough filters there, bro?

I see incest on the right side, that one brother is touching the taller's one huge bottom

Forgot pic

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Alot of celebs are more attractive.
Again it's the creepy pedo shit is why these threads are made

>mogs
Debatable. But Caville is a millionaire set for life and known around the world, and this is some nobody I can't even reverse image search on google

Hurr durr

A km in 20 minutes?

The pert buttocks is genetic too.

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It's instagram stories, it deletes after a while. The site saves them.

That might be Cavill's fantasy but Paul Walker was smashing teen pussy for decades as an adult. Walker will always be #1 chad.

>Zayn Malik
youtu.be/rg_zwK_sSEY
So is this guy dude.

Based Luke Evans fucking the finest men in Hollywood

Actually, after getting to page 3 of google I found out his name is Toni Mahfud

Please put your penis into a vagina

Wow dude good catch you must work out at he library

Yeah nevermind.
I confused them

She may be too young for him but she wants the D

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That’s painfully accurate

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Yeah that's pretty slow. I'm an unfit fuck and I run 3km in 20 mins usually

A km/20 minutes translates to not even 2mph. The average human's normal WALK speed is about 3-4.

What is their complete relationship?

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I wish I had a nice jaw. I have a weak feminine face.

Hey this is Henry, please stop posting stuff like this.

Goddamn this bitch is horny. Calm down girl

Post pecs
UwU

I bet it had everything to do with your mustache, user

>First 2 with husband
>Next 3 through cheating

>an 18yo is horny

Thanks, Sherlock lmao.

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My ex gave me this exact look/reaction and it made me start thinking she was autistic and treated her like an autist for months

Yes she’s horny but a calm one unlike millie

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I feel mogged I just watching this

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Based Tom reinvented himself, homie cant be stopped

Cruise is the leading man here, takes charge, is first in and last out. Slater is the straight guy, usually doesn't do this thing but knows how to have a good time. Pitt has done this a gazillion times before, he'll go through the motions but ultimately this won't register at all for him. Banderas is the one you want for when you need someone to do something crazy to mix things up a bit.

Cruise is a good lad deep down despite his weird personal views.

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You think Cavill is one of those chads that try to help incels?
Whenever I look at him I hear bees around me, if you know what I mean

Is this a stair stepper machine or something? 22 min for 1.1 kilometers is a joke

He got his start as a male model and all his characters in his tv/film career were lady killers. Cmon son. Were t you around for punkd? The girls at my school all went crazy for him.

I'm not saying he's ugly by any means. But to even consider mentioning him in the same breath of attractive men as Caville or Pitt is laughable.

The brother to the left of Henry isn't that bad looking. Actually none of them are really bad looking.

I don't but i do think he is the kind of chad that befriends incels.

based and cavillpilled

dude has a serious case of dick sucking lips and looks like a faggot. You are a lookism faggot who's autistically obsessed with men's facial aestetics and is probably a closet homo

lmfoa

pitt straightened his hair that's cute

>Henry Cavill could be browsing Yea Forums right now
what server do you think he picked for classic wow?

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he's one of those friendly chads. They exist and honestly the one at my former high school made me feel like i had a brother i didn't know existed. Died in car crash though. Shit made me fucking depress for like a year.

>18 & Under
Excuse me, what the fuck.

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They're gigachads. They don't have to prove anything to anyone. They don't lose status being associated with someone beneath their social status because it is in their status to not care, which makes them even more chads.

I don't understand why men have to attack other men based on their looks. That is middle-school girl tier. Literally the ONLY justification you have to attack another man based on his good looks is that you're jealous.

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what is the name of the blonde girl? pls and thx in advance

Freya Allan

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Those DIGITS

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It's true he works out and takes care of himself but he started with a large block of priceless marble to chisel. Others are left shaoing a giant pile of shit, no matter how hard you try you can never equal the person who started with a gigantic genetic advantage. Not a blackpiller or crybaby but hard work doesn't get you that face or good height

Just imagine having a drink with the Rock and Cavill. Man that would be awesome.

cope

based

better than having a fat face user

post hog you chud

It would be litty

Sometimes I just think to myself, what would Henry do?
Never realized the reality of that thought was this sad. Keep on gaming Cavill

Prime Gandy honestly mogs all. All the InstaModels who spend hours taking and editing their pictures cannot even compare to a candid shot of Gandy

It's true.

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>lookism
Never have I ever seen such a concentrated place of male fragility, closeted homosexuality, and autism

It's laughable that the posters there constantly nitpick pictures of models and actors because they think their eyeshape is not "hunter" while promoting themselves and people whose features make them look like freaks

does anybody know his character names?

>chud
read a book retard

dont remember exactly but in my brief stint on /fa/ i believe its something along the lines of jaw exercises

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i resist wanking in the cold shower while pushing on my jaw muscle and listening to my empty stomach growl. i love it.

He's probably got multiple characters.

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>mogs

go back to your incel forum

elliptical hard climbing mode probably

I browse nearly every day.

but he god mogged by cavil, that nose, yikes

You can see the fear and submission in Henry's face. He accepts that he got mogged, so should you

You mean Prime Cruise

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toni mahfud has a lazy eye that he hides by making sure hes looking in the direction it goes in for all of his pics. therefore he can never mog cavill

He's had extensive plastic surgery so he's completely out of the running for mogs.

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Jap pls.

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just his nose, really. a lot of that bone structure was already there, the sort that becomes more defined wig age. in that first pic hes like, what 17? his jaw is only wider due to age and enhanced with facial hair. lips arent any thicker than they were originally either. he also has a better haircut and groomed eyebrows in the second one too

homosexuals ITT

trips of delet.

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How heavy do you think Cavill is at 6’1? I’m an inch and a half shorter and decently /fit/ 175 lbs, but I look dyel in comparison. He’s gotta be like 210-215 right?

This post feels familiar for some reason...

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I notice it's mostly other dudes fawning over Henry. He's attractive and everything but he's not any womans top 30

He's probably at least 15 British stones, aka 196lbs.

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so would you say ezra miller has had surgery since his cheeks and jaw look different from when he was a teen now that hes in his 20s?

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He is also packing...

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> that sheepish "i know i have an obvious boner" smile in the first pic

you can even see how he just takes a deep breath, puffs his chest, sticks out his jaw as he summons up the ability to act like nothing is amiss in the second pic

Mine is like Cavill but darker, doesn't look good though because I have a pointy chin and a smaller jaw than him

All good looking

all taller than 6'0 and with thick bones

>he actually believed that bullshit PR story
Don’t be a faggot, OP.

why do people act like pant creases are an indication of anything? they fold and bulge around constantly there's no way of telling if its a dick or not

come on now you cant deny that that is some excessive bulging in those pics, more than how the fabric of those pants would bulge without there being something behind it. the discomfort in his expression is a dead give away

The bro on the far left has potential. He’s got a Viggo Mortensen look to him.

Ezra just had a fortunate puberty/youth like Cavill did in that he was a fat-faced teenager and then once he matured and lost babyfat his face sharpened out. He didn't need surgery because he always had good bone structure.

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There is absolutely nothing homosexual about being attracted to Henry

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The Chad levels are at 15,000 roentgens

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there is barely a discernible difference between his jaw in the first pic vs the second here it is all facial hair and lighting

Good looking people play video games

That's literally my point, he never had surgery and he's always looked the same
People who claim good-looking people have had plastic surgery are usually just coping hard

Yeah fuck this guy. He looked a little light in the pants in his Supes outfit but if he has a huge dong in real life, he must be the anti-Christ... too perfect to be real

this, normies dont give a fuck if you are a nerd as long as you have a cute face

I guess you're both missing the fact that his eyeshape completely changed and his ears were sculpted.

prove it

JUST

Is there anything disputing the fact that no other man on the planet is as capable of being Superman on film? He’s the peak physical specimen for a strong masculine beautiful man. Basically Christopher Reeves in 2019. It’s just a shame good Supes films are almost impossible to write

Don't forget he was in a funny ass Hellraiser sequel

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He has the looks of superman but doesn't embody the spirit of Superman, and also can't act

Damn, freya and millie def have a good taste in men

no girl will look at you like this

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No it hasn't. It isn't a hardcore MMO but it's still not something the average person plays even if they've heard of it.

chadmane

those digits

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liar

Not a single soul was excited about BvS and they Henry would be contractually obligated to shill it to death if someone talked to him

yes they do

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god imagine being this chad

two of them look like frat boys, one of them looks like he rip offs old rich widows and the last one looks like a normal middle aged dude I guess

>heavily edited with filters

lmao