>And the other half is Bond parkouring his way through construction sites, or fighting on moving trucks at airports
Yes, the first half. It all goes to shit after that.
>getting in shootouts in Venice
Lmao, lame fight with two goons in an ugly ruined house after the cool villain is already dead. Only adds insult to the injury.
Let's be honest: if it wasn't for Mad Mikkelsen's great charisma and Eva Green's waifu qualities...
Isaiah Perry
Justin Jackson
>not a Bond movie
>the plot is literally the plot of the first 007 book with all characters with some updated things for modern times
>has big breastead attractive women
>aston martin
>tuxedo and vodka martini
>main character is a British spy/assassin named James Bond, a caucasian male in his mid to late thirties
>not james bond
Y I K E S
Jace Powell
Mads was great.
Julian Adams
No one has ever read a Bond novel. FACT. People only care about Bond because of the car that shoots missiles.
Oliver Martin
I've tried reading Dr. No and it's indescribable dogshit. And that is on top of being fantastically racist, to the point where I'm curious how it's not banned in 2019.
Cameron Rivera
IF YOU TAKE A LIFE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'LL GIVE
Brayden Rodriguez
the Dr. No movie also sucks dick
Tyler Collins
>because of the car that shoots missiles.
and that's a good thing.
Ethan Sullivan
I disagree.
Nicholas Allen