Disney Star Wars Hotel prices per-person leaked

Nice try, but just because someone is misrepresenting or misundesrtanding does not mean its not true

reminder there won't be any robots and the staff will be people in light makeup at most, anything more than that has been scrapped

But it's not true. There is a major twilek character confirmed for The Mandalorian

1000+ $ per night.

For that money they better have 2 twileg hookers on their knees ready to start sucking my cock the moment I enter the room.

Can you get an escort there? Are escorts able to get into the resort to see you? I’ve always wanted to fuck a bitch in space, this is probably the closest I’d ever be able to get.

If you are going to pay that just hire her for a day or two instead of hours and enter as a couple. She probably will be happy about visiting such a place and make you a price.

M8, a decent escort is like 10k for a weekend. I’m already paying 3k for the hotel room, I’m not made of money.

i might pay you 2000$ USD to guarantee i would never have to meet or greet beyonce or jayz for the rest of my life.

capitalism
yall

hardly anyone would want to pay these prices either way. you're delusional if you don't think star wars still has appeal. the issue has always been pricing. the cost to stay at disney hotels and visit the park is something many families can only afford maybe once or twice in their lives at best.

The fuck, here in yurop you can do for 1/5 of that

For a weekend? I guess maybe if you’re getting cheap, sketchy bitches off adultwork or something, but I’m in the Netherlands on business several times a year and all the reputable agencies charge €300/hr. No way you’re getting a full 48-72 hours for anywhere near that little.

>Supply and demand bad

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Not that far off from Disney's current high-end resort options.

But the dutch are just americans wanabes.

There is a miniscule demand for such expensive gimmick accommodations, this is a terrible idea.

Thanks hero.

Why are Americans so stupid?

Empty theme parks good
Losing billions good

So then Disney loses money on the park because people won’t go. How does that negate all the other positives of capitalism?

>making a fun, relaxing trip to any (lesser visited) european country
or
>spending the same amount of money for one day in a glorified theme park without any rides

Decisions, decisions

>yall

>so what if someone is being purposefully wrong? That doesn’t mean he’s wrong!

Goldmines like you are why I still visit Yea Forums

yeah it is. theres no disney hotel that costs a grand a night for a regular room

You can get a 7 day stay at an all-inclusive (food and drinks) resort in the Caribbean for $1100. That also includes the round trip flight. And you would probably have more fun there as well. Why the fuck would anyone go to star wars land?

Zozzle

its disney's money, it doesnt effect you at all

Or they could spend a fraction of that and see any of the number of American landmarks that her natural beauty has to offer. Go to Yellowstone or Alaska for fucks sake.

Stay Woke

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Because prostitution is legal in Europe.

It is actually. Disney needs to die.

>positives of capitalism
We talking like HIV or something here?

They make it so obvious

So after years of fan outrage and thousands of videos shitting on them on Youtube they give us one Twi'lek? Whoa based Disney!

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so you want the government to own everything? because thats what happens when you get rid of capitalism

Laundering money good.

This. I really hate it when people clickbait and don't even post the basic gestalt of the article. Posting your own website here is cringe.

I wouldn't pay the prices they're asking for unless there was a huge number of events and shows added on. So I get to pay $20/drink plus tax plus tip in the Cantina and sleep in an X-Wing bed. Who fucking cares? It's not even a worthwhile experience.

Not starving to death comes to mind.

I don't get it. The way it's described makes it sound like a cruise ship, not a fucking hotel.

Its a """space ship"""

doesn't even look like star wars,

Judging by how the star wars world failed at disneyland I doubt it will cost $1000 a day

>Might be worth it
How? it's just a room with bullshit all over the walls.

No, I want humanity to die. Capitalism and socialism are just two sides of the same industry-obsessed humanist coin. Both will destroy the world. I wish I could find that one meme that shows the two factories with socialism on one side and capitalism on the other, but both ruining the planet.

Humans are a species of perdition. You can NEVER be saved.

That's a Disney problem, not a capitalism one

You dont know what capitalism is do you?

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kill yourself jew defender

t. I dont have an actual comeback

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

I'll just stay at virtually any other hotel.

>making a fun, relaxing trip to any (lesser visited) european country
nice try, horror movie villain

That's hilarious since the artist took time to put someone in a wheelchair probably so he wouldn't have to deal with this kind of bitching.

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I guess we all just imagined those bread lines and Venezuela is doing just fine.

>Worshipping police
How absolutely retarded of you.

well this settles it. this one sheet of paper means millions of ukrainians didnt starve to death

LoL
What are babbling about?

>How absolutely retarded of you.
Well if you weren't such a criminal you wouldn't have a problem with them.

You mean these bread lines? Also, it's kind of confusing that Americans of all people keep spewing the "bread lines" meme, since 1: the Great Depression IN AMERICA is where the entire saying even fucking came from, and 2: we have breadlines in America now. You just have to pay for the bread. I'm not sure why that's viewed as being better.

And yes, Venezuela is doing alright, America's constant meddling in the country's affairs, notwithstanding. How's that coup coming? Failed again, did we?

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>This experience will cost prospective visitors over 1-thousand dollars a day according to today’s leak.
Thanks, but no thanks, chief. For that kind of money I'd expect to get my dick sucked by Daddario.

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>laws are bad

100 $

>And yes, Venezuela is doing alright,
ROTFLMAO

Fuck the Ukrainians.

Yes, nobody innocent has ever been victimized by the police. Except literally ever week. Hey, post some cute pupper pictures.

Police are bad. The current order is bad. Literally every single leader right now is bad. How can the guarddogs of wicked people with too much power be good?

regardless of how much you hate the concept of them, police are a necessity

>...what price were you expecting?
$350.

>so you want the government to own everything? No, but I want strict regulations on corporations and the extent of what they can do and how they can brainwash the populace. Because quite frankly your average normie doesn't have 2 brain cells in his head and a little government thinking for him wouldn't be such a bad idea, would it? Before you go on about socialism, I'm not socialist. Capitalism and socialism basically follow the same goal (create a bunch of mindless consumers that work for the government/corporatinos), they just have different ways of approaching it.

That’s the cost of a normal premium resort. The price stupid but cmon, this isn’t 05

No they're not. I thought you were against property being stolen, because that's commienizm, right?

washingtonpost.com/

>Yes, nobody innocent has ever been victimized by the police.
Very few compared to the number of actual criminals. And when innocent are victimized, especially these days, the cops almost always are held accountable.

>Except literally ever week.
Just because one of your friends can't follow police orders and gets shot when he reaches into his pants that are around his knees, does not mean the police are oppressing you.

Imagine being so sensitive that a random unrelated picture of a policeman triggers you so badly you start foaming at the mouth and slapping your keyboard against your forehead.

SCIENTIST MAN'S PLAN TO SAVE STAR WARS
youtube.com/watch?v=XQmKabdArUg

Eh, targeting planets for destruction seems kind of fun.

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Aw shit, it fucked up the url. Here.

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$1000 is fucking super luxury prices. no one but the hardest of hardcore fan or the ultra rich is going to pay it.

Oh sure it'll be like Starwarsland when it opens and it'll be packed. But in 2 months it'll be a ghost town, again just like Starwarsland.

There were more twi'leks in both Rogue One and Solo than in the original trilogy. Rebels had a twi'lek main character.

He's this retarded

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>Very few compared to the number of actual criminals.
Lies and idiocy. Burn the suburbs to the ground and we'll solve most of the problems.

Most brainlet post ive ever read

Have sex.

>Lies and idiocy.
According to BLM and RevLeft.

>Burn the suburbs to the ground and we'll solve most of the problems.
Yes, make this country even more third world and non-white. that'll surely make things better.

>TIE fighter-shaped planet

Ok.

>no one but the hardest of hardcore fan or the ultra rich is going to pay it
i think you underestimate how many millionaires go to disney world

so, you think we can get along without laws or police? thats nice

>i think you underestimate how many millionaires go to disney world
I'm sure they do but not enough to fill that hotel to 75% capacity after the first 2 months.

Especially considering the fact how much a let down Galaxy's Edge has turned out to be. What should've been its own yuge immersive theme park turned into an excursion that you can do in say a quarter of your day trip to disneyland/world.

Well we're not getting along to good with them, now are we?

>the larger cabin will be called a “Captain’s Quarters” cabin.
It's Star WARS, Iger. Not Star TREK, you Yiddish gibbering troglodyte.

It's cheap , I'm taking my wife and two children to live a true star wars experience

Go back to your quarantined subreddit

good goys
Now just hand over your guns because the cops are there to protect you

Me, my wife and my daughter just spent 5 days at Diseny World. It cost ~$600 for the resort (Shaded of Green) and ~$~700 for 4-day park hopper tickets. We were pretty much in the park from 9am to 9pm all four days and only in the room to sleep and shower. I cannot even imagine spending an extra dime for the room when you should be maximizing your time in the parks.

Shut the fuck up, red dit faggot.

>we have breadlines in america now
lol wut. The problem in the US is poor people are fat

>Now just hand over your guns because the cops are there to protect you
I'm not a criminal so I don't have to worry about the cops.

Kill yourself worthless subhuman.

I have a feeling this is going to be for people who have a ton of money and have done the parks a dozen times.

>I'm not a criminal so I don't have to worry about the cops

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They’re called Captains in Star Wars too. Captain Solo this Captain Solo that. Its a real position on a ship.

A New Hope has references to a Starfleet and all sorts of nowadays copyright Star Trek shit.

>a 2-night, 3-day stay will start at $3,300 for a single person

Why would you pay that much instead of using the money to make your own comfy star wars room to sleep in every night?

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>>I'm not a criminal so I don't have to worry about the cops
Correct. I've had many interactions with the police over my life. I treat them with respect and I get the same in return. Most of the time I got out of a potential ticket.

And I've never been shot by the cops or arrested, either.

the amazons on fire lads

as compared to what? crime is down and quality of life has never been better in most western countries

That's not the point. The point is that Captains are not representative of the Star Wars property. It's about rebellions and empires.

user, theres going to be a time in your life when you realize that the government and the police force are not your friends
They shoot you, your wife, your child and even your dog and get away with it.
and with those upcoming red flag laws they will take your guns and arrest you just for your shitposts online

Also hard to imagine going to WDW more than once, maybe twice at the most.
>wall to wall people everywhere (most of the "ethnic" variety)
>parents screaming at the kids to behave everywhere you go
>stand in line for 30-60 minutes for a shitty little mermaid ride
>nowhere to go if it starts raining
>nowhere to avoid the sun baking your skin to a crisp
>bathrooms so filthy not even a homeless bum would take a shit in them

The only park I would maybe consider going back to is Epcot, and mostly because it's the least crowded and not kid oriented and has some comfy little villages.

Maybe if you are black.

Steven Pinker rapes children.

Stupid animeposter

>user, theres going to be a time in your life when you realize that the government and the police force are not your friends
not when you act like BLM does to them.

>They shoot you, your wife, your child and even your dog and get away with it.
I don't give them a reason to. I'm not a criminal and I'm not a BLM or antifa asshole.

>and with those upcoming red flag laws they will take your guns and arrest you just for your shitposts online
It's a shame then that I recently lost them in a tragic boating accident.

I thought it was a joke when westworld costed more than like $10k a day but I suppose people already do this stupid shit irl

I’d go as high as 800 a night. Not a whole ass house payment

aren't hotels in that area already $200+ a night? throw in food and park tickets and a few other perks and I imagine you're already over halfway there. then you add the premium for it and it's not that far of a cry

>I thought it was a joke when westworld costed more than like $10k a day but I suppose people already do this stupid shit irl
The difference being, Westworld, the hotel is the entire experience.

In this, you stay at the hotel, then you have to pay extra to go into the park.

I'm a shareholder though

I assumed it included a park pass

>I assumed it included a park pass
lolno. you might get a discounted park pass (and early access to the park) but you pay extra for the park.

>I don't give them a reason to. I'm not a criminal and I'm not a BLM or antifa asshole.
>he thinks they need a reason

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is this exactly what RLM said it would save them?

Does it come with a twi’lek slave to fuck in the ass?

>>he thinks they need a reason
and you're mistaking me for someone who cares.

With very few exceptions, if the cops are breaking down your door, you did something to deserve it.

If the cops are shooting you on the street, you fucked up somehow.

I bet you think Michael Brown had his hands up and Treyvon dinnt du nuffings, don't you?

Based Disney. Star Wars fanbase is full of single, onions men with too much money. Pretty good target market desu.

it was always a pretty risky move by Disney banking on converting a new generation of children into Star Wars fans when there hadn't been a good Star Wars movie in 35 years.

Is the hotel canon to the lore like Galaxy's Edge?

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>Is the hotel canon to the lore like Galaxy's Edge?
It's canon to look like a full sized starship.

>b-b-but the niggers are worse!
so narrow minded
both cops and niggers should be shot on sight
If youve done nothing wrong theyll make it look like youve done something wrong

Now this is cancer racing.

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the other hotel packages I've seen they offer include passes to the park

Ah, I see you have experience with Disney's previous Star Wars productions.

Mike?

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How do you know?

I'm going to book some Orlando whore and tell her to show up painted blue. Might as well have the full experience.

>defending Steven Pinker
It's all coming collapsing down now for the neolibs. Everything you ever tried to convince everyone of was all obvious lies to keep your inherited wealth and it's all been exposed.

Does Mini Rey come with the room?

>Might be worth
No. With that kind of cash you could replica this shit in your hobby room or whatever.

whos mini rey?
only the overpriced disney ones

is that a loli twi'lek

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> we must save these people
> muh hwhite race

no, thats a nig'let

$3000 a night? does it include a park rey bj?

I think it's a nigglet wearing a costume actually. Which I find disgusting because Twileks are basically Star Wars sluts by nature.

Now I'm gonna coswhore as admiral holdo and try to get a VIP room from some cuckbeard.

This shit makes Las Vegas look like a county fair, with prices

We really came this far, haven’t we?

It's really not as bad a deal as you think, you get a day long subscription to Disney+ and a 4 hour period to view The Simpsons season 32.

You're really underselling it user your 4 hour Simpsons pass includes limited commercial interruption/

That lil nigga dressed as a girl

>Worshipping cuckoldry

>7200 for 2 days

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>wheelchair

Immersion broken

Wrong

>1000 per person
>only normalfag families and rich assburgers stay at Disney hotels
>mfw they waste 10,000 dollars a week to stay in a dull as shit hotel based on Canto Bight
wdwnt.com/2019/08/concept-art/

>going to an overpriced star wars park and star wars hotel that have barely anything relating to star wars in it aside from that ugly fag Kylo Ren and paying almost 15k for the whole shitty experience

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then kys oh wait your just a bitter pussy trying to rationalize your failure of an existance without the courage to live what you preach.

shut the fuck up

And you also get 5 whole Mickey Mouse pennies for free!

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Coca-Cola
>its real

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So what the fuck do the rooms actually look like?

They use the screen technology that the millennium falcon ride uses that parallaxes 3d to make it look like you're looking into space

Why are Americans so obsessed with theme parks?
I went to one twice and it was okay, just okay.
No idea why they all lose their shit over it.

>Charged per person
>Not per cabin

HUH?

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wew lad as someone who has experienced what airbnb can furnish with the money, with that kind of money you can rent out a villa for weeks and weeks. what the fuck.

>tfw the wallpaper starts peeling off the "space-view" windows in your suite and the janitor peeks in

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Roller coasters and other rides like tower drops are fucking sweet but shit like Disney land with stupid mascots and displays is fucking gay. I only ever go to parks that are explicitly just for pants shitting rides.

Because they convinced by their government and corporations that America is the greatest country ever and you should never venture outside the country.

>Why are Americans so obsessed with theme parks?
I'm from China and live in UK now but still travel there semi-frequently. they're absolutely huge there. Much more so than americans imo

Same. Nobody in the Star Wars universe would use a fucking wheelchair when robotic limbs are an option.

I gave up on planning any themepark visits even for the rides, the queuing times are never worth it. Fuck having the whole day dedicated to a collective 10-30 minutes of actual fun.

Idk maybe you Ameribros have some park in a flyover state thats just rollercoasters and has low visitor numbers, thats the only one id consider at this point.

60$ with a coupon

>This experience will cost prospective visitors over 1-thousand dollars a day according to today’s leak

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Will there be a dexters diner section. It's not kino unless there is.

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And if it fails, it shows there aren't idiots willing to pay for it. Thus, the market will determine the value of this service. Seems better than a government board deciding and locking in the price into their next biannual meeting.