/hoc/

First for alaberta getting swept x2

I fucking hate the city of Nashville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the duality of leaf

>rags

big dick rick
is there a player named rick?
it would rhyme well

preds are so fucked lmao

based

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how bad is this avs game gonna be

>perds
Just give the Avs a bye

whats a rags

Big save dave bros…

Dare to dream...

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Kwab

Dave bros…

>first

oh so slow, like ur brain

What did you allegedly do, king?

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>Predditors
It ended before it even started... that's what (you) get for choking a 4-0 lead to the Coyotes of all teams kek.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCK THE PREDATORS

What's wrong with the crust?

if only he could pass the driver's test.....

Tell us about it lad

Preds need to run the goalie to have a chance lol

Sorry Oshie gamewinner printed in the script. Hope you don't get fired tho.

That depends on if you're an Avs or preds fan

Coworkers talking about the NBA playoffs and I slipped apehoop out by accident

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Rick Nash was called Big Dick Rick by Rangers fans.

C'mon Caps bros

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neither

BRUCE THERE IT IS

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Reminder that the best faceoff guys are just the best at cheating and not getting called for it.

Shit i woke up too late for the fucking PLAYOFFS!

KEK

this is my life goal

>kitties
The state of Florida gonna fuck my bracket up baka

It was meant to happen user. Go with Gods plan and embrace it.

TJ SOCHI

TJ YOSHI WAHOO

>rags

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T GAY O SHIT

I'm giving myself a (You)

WHERES MY FUCKING CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE

>Lithuania
who is >your team

seems reasonable tbqhwy

fat whore

Wow. fkn Preds

BRUCE THERE HE GOES

I only hope they pay for his cab ride out of town

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>preds take a penalty as they are wont to do
>Avs score on PP
Makes your noggin joggin. Rittich is giving Avs the series

at least they weren't talking about the NFl and niggercollide slipped

based playoffs tourist
you are welcome here

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Based let him walk so my Sensies can poach him

Better update that resume

OSH BABE

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We should have known better than to believe in sunbelt hockey

SUNRISE? MORE LIKE...SUNSET

Sunbelt bros…

canes since they are the closest and when they play at home it's reasonable time for me

whoa bro think of the advertisers
this is 4channel

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noice. he is 6'4. so that checks out.

Luv me oshie

cope its called bumrise now

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BIG COCK BROCK!

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I said fatkino once while talking about My 600 Pound Life with coworkers.

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as a kid beaujos was always the spot for church and family outings and i always dreaded it because i almost choked on the cheese the first time i ate there

The wolf is an awful creature, treacherous, it skulks about in the darkness, it loops around making diagonal passes and weak shots from obtuse angles. I will throw their evil carcasses in my longbed pickup truck tonight.

remember when DC/MD was considered southern?

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Is Sunrise a Sundown town?

real american hero desu

Three coaches came
and three coaches went on their way
One boudreau strong
And three coaches spent

who is this wench?

>kentucky
>true south
pussies didn't even secede

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>since they are the closest
what?
>when they play at home it's reasonable time for me
when they play at home the games start at 3am for you. assuming you wake up at a normal time during the week, you could watch most of a West Coast team's home games before work.

I consider DC the intersection of the north and the south

Soutleastern reunion tour these playoffs

>Pedosota
>Laffs
>Kitties
>Soon to be Lames

Are the Avs the only non frauds so far?

Avalanche have more goals in the playoffs than the mild.

finns are consistently the worst players on the ice

why does /hoc/ have a middle school insult for every team

playoffs are just a codeword for?

considering Big Lenny was spotted a few times at Panthers's games, I'd assume not.

CROSBY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

You can always get a job at the Based Department

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YWNBAW

>avs
they aren't frauds if they get past the 2nd round

lowest IQ board on the website

Bros shes still crying what do

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But they make the best goalies

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Tell her this, “this is tame compared what Evander Kane would do to you. Go Oilers!”

not just that, they talk like middle schoolers in general. "just took a marner" etc. that's i can only tolerate them for a short time during the playoffs.

Pussykitties bros...

incredibly based my boy

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We're all rooting for the caps, right?

Official /hoc/ 2022 playoff starter guide:

>good guys
capitals
penguins
kings
blues

>bad guys
leafs
lightning
avs
flames
oilers

>who cares
panthers
stars
bruins
canes
rags
mild
perds

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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KREIDER

Based. You’re coworkers sound like faggots.

Now that me Flames is coming on nothing else matters.

never EVER

kwab

>sunbelters unironically thought their franchises were legitimate

wow nashville down 2-0 ASAP lol

Shit list

Fuck the pens, blues, and kings

cogs!

the first attractive woman's photo you've ever posted

Cogliano a wizard!

flames suck, oilers are the premier albertan team

MY AVIES! XDDD

for me it's spicswing

Trips confirm Caps are the only good guys this year

Preds bros, this is in shambles and pathetic. Doubt Forsberg wants to stay with us. FML

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>malkin
holy shit

are preds being paid to throw the game?

holy heck preds are fucking dogshit how are they even in playoffs

dam son
I got a full house on those digis

kek the knights would've beaten the avs

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wow spoke too soon

3-0 avs 9mins into game lol

All refs are failed players!!

is washington DC sunbelt?

>moved from here to Miami a few years ago
>whole familys Caps/Ravens fans
>constantly laughing at me now

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Okay American

are they dare i say, PITKÄ PASKA?

>avs on an 18 goal pace
i don't even like those soft pusys but it'd be kino

this is the offical guide sorry bud

>good guys
kitties
fumes
kongs

>bad guys
laffs
blots
pooins
pongs
pedos
soilers

>who cares
craps
canes
avs
predditors
bloos
dullass

>rags
rags

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>he believed in a troll image

you belong here

cat girls...

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>Kitties
fucking lmao

>he fell for it

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canes are the good guys

Yeah that's right Canadian
Oilers = Class
Fl*mes = ASS
LMAO!!!

BASED LELLER BASED CRAPPIES

>the absolute state of the MSG ice

>team isnt even mentioned

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Yes.

>Absolute state of Florida hockey

my rags will win!!!!!!

Stupid fucking cats exposed.

whatever became of that poster that promised to post his spread ass cheeks on /hoc/ if the golden knights didn't make the playoffs

>Yea Forums
>/sci/
>high IQ

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are you blind i mentioned all 16
i could accept that

You have every right to have these opinions and I acknowledge them.
However, eat my balls.

now? what do you mean. they should have been laughing at you all these years then stopped laughing this season. and then laugh even harder after the panthers get swept.

who cares about playoffs anyway, scripted SHIT

CU NEXT OCTOBER FOR REAL GAMES

kek