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>Burger

kek barves kek

METS W

INTO THE TOMES AGAIN!

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Put them into the tomes

more hot dogs bros

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METS WIN. Win 2 of 2 secured, Cookie Dominant! Polar Bear dingers! Dom Smith stays hot!

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>CWS: Andrew Vaughn (hand) remains sidelined Tuesday
another guy not wearing a hand guard?

It felt good to be a good team for 2 weeks

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I CAN'T SCORE

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Angels desu senpai...

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syndergaard pitched well.

Yeah just don't mind the angels and mets console wars

You wouldn't dare buy 2 at once

what meat is in an american dog?
Here it's pork

>cubs/sox
>stadium half empty
it's over lol

NO NOT JOSH HARRISON

most hot dogs in america are 100% all beef because hot dogs are a jewish contraption

Yes

Cookie is so much better when he isn’t tipping pitches

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Usually combination of pork and beef.

LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED

>JASY

How much are the Yankees paying the review team? Ball in glove, foot on base, batter nowhere to be seen, but he's safe somehow.

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yes a lot of the big brands out of new york are beef.

For me, it’s the Los Angeles Dodgers.

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NOT TA TOO
WHAT THE FUCK CUBES

As stated it's usually pork or beef
Cheap dogs will sometimes be pork and chicken
I like a dog with all three, myself.

I wouldn't want to be there either with the stadium underwater

So you've never tried a pork dog?
Here you can get one wrapped in bacon

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Go Sneks

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>the boro of Queens

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based umps fuck the blow gays

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>Grandal is batting under .150
What the fuck?

a pork dog is pointless, just eat an italian sausage if you want pork

a hot dog is better as beef

>Ump made the wrong arm signal on a ball being fair or foul
what the fuck is happening in Miami
Torey Lovullo about to get tossed

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The absolute spaghetti of the umpire crew in miami

Grandal has always been all power no contact

They only let you get 4 at once
I got 4 earlier & 4 again, gf had 2

those are >dnnn numbers

>The Mets and Braves played tonight's game in 2 hours, 18 minutes. It was NYM's quickest nine-inning game since the final day of the 2018 season (2 hours, 10 minutes).

love the absolute silence from the angel bandwagoners

B-But Abroo is le RBI man

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>abroo
Why

A FUCKING LEAF

Why are the Jays so shit this year bros
I miss Dickey

>gayves
kek

Both pitchers went into the 8th. Nothing slows a game down like pitching changes.

>he called it fair
>but pointed foul
>2nd and 3rd base score on appeal
What the fug

>Win 2 games
>in bed by 10

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there should only be one pitching change allowed per game

Jaysbros? We got too cocky

based

White Sox desu

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3 games(wins) in 24 hours.

Not their fault they needed 5 outs to end the inning.

>2nd and 3rd with 0 outs
>Schwarber pops out
>Bohm strikes out
>Pooper strikes out

kek philthies

umpchads i kneel

If the Mets can beat ian anderson, that’s another nice statement early in the season.

dont matter jays are not scoring more than 1 yanks bullpen is elite

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games getting rained out tomorrow famalam, its going to rain all day, if they move it to a night game they might get it in

They're almost unwatchable this season
How can the offense be so shit?

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you can find pork dogs over here and things like bratwurst and knockwurst are always pork.

We laugh but that fat fuck schwarber kills us

HOW ABOUT DEM ANGELS

What is an appropriate punishment for these umps? Lynching's too good for 'em.

you can't see if the foot is touching the bag there, faggot

And now
>reylo
Is in
Fuck

>Bustnaldo Lopez on the mound

I like a Frankfurter

what happened now? I heard of bo's throw and the marwin run down

For me? It's Bar S.

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Yankees are becoming the new Astros. We need to stop them cheating

>Be Philthies
>10 hits and score only 3

D-Backs are throwing. Dumb snakes.

>two hitters get HBP to start off the inning
>they stay at 1st and 2nd the rest of the inning and don't score
>white sux

I apologize to Bustnaldo. I also forgive Abroo for GIDP because he turned a nice DP.
They loaded the bases lol. Grandal hit a single.

these are complete trash dude. made mostly CHICKEN scraps

>show flashes in 2018, all your games have rain delays or cancellations, fuck your shoulder
>Tommy John takes you out all of 2019
>opt out of 2020 because you're le sad
>bullpen in 2021
>4 innings limit per game in 2022
I can see why Kopech is butthurt. Should have no strings attached at this point. Let him throw his arm off

Angels suck again
Took them long enough

Give them more games its obvious they don't want to be there

But they lost last night

you have to target smaller specialty brands if you want a good pork frankfurter in the US.

Not in fucking May
Also it's his fault he gave up a hit, should have struck out Madrigal
I don't like that attitude, it was his own fault