>...For sustainable growth in housing equity
...For sustainable growth in housing equity
Jeremiah Hall
Leo Martin
>for israel
Ryan Clark
We come to it at last...
The great recession of our time
Samuel James
I will not risk open recession
Oliver Martin
>Do you think that the accountants of White Tower LLP are blind? I have seen more than you know. With your left hand you would use me as a shield against bankruptcy, and with your right you would seek to supplant me! I know who holds stake in Rohan Investments. Oh yes, word has reached my ears of this Aragorn of Arathorn & Son, and I tell you now. I will not refinance with this Speculator from the North! Last of a ragged fund long bereft of profits.
>Control of GondorCo is MINE, and no others!
Easton Young
I SEEEEE YOOOUU
Evan Nelson
>What's the Jewish word for friend?
>Bailout.
Cooper Gray
Who am I gambling?
Julian Carter
Authority is not given to you to deny the appointment of a managing partner, Shareholder!
Benjamin Gray
>I will do it! I will start an entrepreneurship in Mordor! Though...I do not know how...
>I will help you bear this business, Frodo Baggins. As long as it is yours to bear.
>If by profit or liquidation, I can finance you, I will. You have my board.
>And you have my cashflow.
>And my TAX!
Brody King
>I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago when man invested in Chainlink.... no....no, man is weak, the bonds of Numenor are all but spent
Ryan Johnson
>Come on, mister Frodo! I can't pay your taxes... but I can list you as dependable!
Jack Allen
dead memes general?
Carson Sullivan
I'll keep the books full of hollows
I'll keep the books till I file
I'll keep the books full of hollows
I'll keep the books till I file
Tax cuts when I sail on the river
Tax cuts when I walk to the hill
Tax cuts when I sail on the river
Tax cuts when I walk to the hill
Bentley Harris
Know that he incurred several margin calls at the hands of his host.
Cameron Turner
Nine investors..so be it! You shall be the Joint Venture of Ring Corp and subsidiaries!
Lucas Phillips
Do you know how the housing bubble came into being? They were mortgage backed securities once once, taken by the Big Banks, "diversified" and unmanaged. A ruined and terrible form of trading bonds. Now... Perfected. My synthetic CDO. How are you rated??
TRIPLE A!
Aaron Ward
>My shares? Say not that they have fallen.
>They were unsecured. None were bailed out.
>My cash is spent. My fund has ended!
>There's a bounceback!
>Steward & Co has failed.
>It needs reinvestment my lord!
>My fund has ended!
Charles Perez
Holy fucking shit.
Jaxson Cox
>What about tax break?
Aaron Rodriguez
Great! So what are we buying?
Caleb Bailey
Fucking kek you guys are killing me.
Isaiah Brooks
>ABANDON YOUR SHARES! SELL! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!
Christian Turner
Who would've thought a company so small could incur so much debt? And it did, Gandalf. It did."
Nolan Harris
Jesus fucking Christ.
William Peterson
>You've already had it?
Brandon Mitchell
But what about *second* mortgage?
Adrian Green
ARISE, ARISE, PASSENGERS OF THE RMS TITANIC
RUDDERS SHALL BE SHAKEN, HULLS SHALL BE SPLINTERED
A ICEBERG-DAY, A BLUE DAY
ERE THE WATER RISES
SAIL NOW
SAIL NOW
SAIL! SAIL FOR RUIN
AND THE WORLD'S ENDING
DEPTH
DEPTH
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPTH
Gabriel Carter
The power of Fort Knox, in the palm of my hand
Cameron Hill
>Many of these trees were my friends! Creatures I had known from nut and acorn. They had hedge funds of their own!
Brandon Torres
We've had one, but what about a second tax break?
Leo Myers
Pretty good but the amerimutt version will never be topped.
Xavier Roberts
nice
Andrew Carter
>It's like in the great depressions, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and losses they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be profitable? How could the economy go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this downturn. Even recession must pass. A new day will come. And when the bull market shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the market movements that stayed with you. That meant something, even if your investments were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now.Investors in those stories had lots of chances of selling up, only they didn’t. They kept investing, because they were holding on to something.
>What are we holding on to, Sam?
>That there's some consumer confidence in this world, Mr. Frodo...and it's worth fighting for.
Brayden Hill
Kek
Asher Thomas
Abolish the Gold Standard. You gave us your word!
Daniel Rodriguez
>TAX-A-TION
>count it, file it, pay it to the jew
Cooper Sanchez
>TFW too financially and business illiterate to get these jokes
Joshua Cox
This. Shalom, brother.
Cameron Bailey
The market is changed. I feel it in the NASDAQ. I feel it in the FTSE. I smell it in the DAX. Much that once was profit is loss, for none now trade who bought into it...
Hunter Bennett
>not taking econ courses in college that you don't need just so you can meme better
Camden Edwards
>...And 9... 9 Emergency Economic Stabilization Acts were given to the banks for men... who above all else...desire bailouts
Jordan Williams
Your create far too much stock volatility... "Mr. Underhill"!
Aiden Kelly
>Bad Idea. Very handy in a recession this gold standard, despite the fact that the commodity market is controlled by the Chinese.
Evan Morris
Go lurk on /biz/ for like 2 weeks and you'll find out pretty quickly that nobody knows what the fuck is going on
Colton Hernandez
>They're taking the lenders to Delaware!
Luis Howard
""""Economists"""" may as well be voodoo witch doctors desu
Joseph Cook
economics is literally on par with rain dancing
Xavier Clark
If the blue chip defeats you... will you risk a more dangerous stock market device?
Michael Davis
perfect picture
Noah Roberts
>The red balance is posted.
>Losses have been made this night.
Jacob Cooper
Read Marx
Nicholas Edwards
Unironically this, spoke to my sister who has a literal masters degree in econometrics or some shit and she told me to invest in some low risk muni bonds, and some fucking plumber that knows my dad told me not to, and guess what? The plumber was right, those muni bonds fucked me
Hudson Price
>It is a gift, a gift to the competitors of Mordor, why not use this asset? Long has my father the CEO of Gondor LTD kept the forces of bankruptcy at bay. By the blood of our profit margins are your tax havens kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the jews let us invest it against them
Charles Price
>I will be dead before I see the bond in the hands of a jew! Never trust a jew!
Jacob Watson
Juan James
Let them come! They'll find there's one dwarf yet in Moria® who still draws credit!
Angel Brown
would be funnier if it wasn't coming from the high fantasy equivalent of a jew
Jack Jenkins
How are dwarves jewish? Hurr durr they have big noses xD
Juan Reyes
Goldman Sachs.
You fear to go into their books. The traders traded too greedily and with too much exposure. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Freddie Mac.
Debt and Exposure.
Luis Diaz
i laughed at this heartily
thank you user
Luis Fisher
>You cannot change the maturity date of a government bond, none of us can!
>The T-bill answers to the Jews alone.
James Moore
A last alliance of Europoors and Anglos traded against the armies of the big banks. And on the floors of Wall Street, they fought for the solvency of mixed economies. Victory was near, but the presence of bubbles could not be detected. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that FDR, President of the of the Amerimutts, took up his the SCC's advice. Giant Capital, enemy of the solvent peoples of Earth, was defeated. The trading floors passed to Reagan, who had this one chance to destroy neoliberalism forever, but the hearts of Amerimutts are easily corrupted. And the Big Banks have lobbyists of their own. They betrayed Regain, to his death.
And some things that should not have been deregulated were merged. History became propaganda. propaganda became lies. And for twelve years, the regulations passed out of all manifestos. Until, when chance came, they ensnared a new legislator. The Banks came to the creature Clinton, who took it deep into the boardrooms of Capitol Hill And there it consumed him. The Banks brought to Clinton unexplained. For 8 years, they filled his pockets. And in the gloom of Clinton's White House, it acted. Mergers crept back between the investment and commercial banks. Rumour grew of a bubble in the housing market – whispers of fraudulent economies. And the Big Banks perceived their time had now come...
Kevin Davis
are you that new to lotr?
Cooper Long
Carson Green
These are good fundamentals, Haleth, son of Háma. There's always profit.
Wyatt Cruz
Are you deaf? He clearly said
>For fraud
Julian Martinez
Good one.
Brayden Stewart
Two portfolios deeeeeep, and IRA accounts old
Michael Thomas
In place of a central bank , you would have a crypto! Not stable, but profitable and turbulent as precious metals! Treacherous as the FTSE! Stronger than the foundations of the housing market! All shall buy me, and despair!
Nicholas Hill
Based as fuck
Caleb Green
The peak of the Laffer Curve approaches.
Kayden Phillips
Share the loan.
Luke Jackson
Tolkien's Dwarvish language is literally based on Hebrew
Based
Michael Phillips
Holy shit.
Jackson Reed
>tell me, "partner", when did Saruman the Rich abandon liquidity for crypto?
Grayson Cruz
Prothena Corporation plc (PRTA)... what madness drove'em in there?
Michael Rivera
kek
Dominic Stewart
>treacherous as the ftse
im cumin
Luke Morris
great stuff
Liam James
shalam shabbat, khaver
Adam Allen
>...I remember your portfolio
Gabriel Martin
>"And who are you, his lawyer?"
>"His accountant."
Carson Edwards
III OOOO UUUU
Eli Morris
Kek
Jaxson Bailey
>you want it for yourself!
Robert Bailey
LET THE WATER IN! THERE IS STILL ONE PADDY YET IN THIRD WHO STILL HOLDS BREATH!
Henry Richardson
Jeremiah Wright
Fucking brilliant
Andrew Bailey
>Sauron has regained much of his former liquidity. He cannot yet take corporate form, but his portfolio has lost none of its potency.
>Concealed within his corner office, the CEO of Mordor sees all. His audits pierce wholly-owned subsidiaries, appeals, collateral, and... tax-havens. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Accountant, merciless, clothed in a six-button single-breasted chalk-striped suit by Ralph Lauren.
>He is gathering all evidence to him. Very soon he will summon an army of lawyers great enough to file suit against Middle Earth™. Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory. We must merge with them, Gandalf. We must merge with Sauron.
Cooper Gutierrez
these are amazing.
THIS is why i lurk on this board
Kevin Diaz
So much debt... What can men do against such reckless rate?
Ryan Myers
BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS! I AM NOT HERE TO ROB YOU....
......I'm here to tax you.
Christian Cook
>hedge funds
Camden Gutierrez
>And who is is? Isildur's replacement? It takes more to make a CEO than a bachelors of business administra-
>[Aragorn beheads the Chief Counsel of Sauron, Inc]
>Gimli: I guess that concludes negotiations.
Gabriel Flores
>my campaign contributors, you pay taxes to no one
Andrew Lee
>No business owner should have to declare bankruptcy.
Nicholas Reyes
>Frodo : I wish the IRS had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
>Gandalf : So do all who live to see such tax, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the capital that is given to us.
Xavier Hernandez
>I am sorry that I have brought this bankruptcy upon you, my boy. And I’m sorry that you must bear this debt. I’m sorry for everything
Joshua Ramirez
>Is there anyone here with the arbitrage to trade with me?
>We do not come to trade with Sauron, paperless, and accredited. Tell your markets this: they are to default these loans, with minimal returns.
Anthony Lopez
kek
Aaron Butler
>Faramir! Faramir! Your shareholders' equity has turned negative. Do not reinvest your capital gains so rashly.
>Where do their dividends lie if not here?
>Your board of directors trusts you, Faramir. They will remember it before the liquidation.
Cooper Miller
>Release the inside traders.
Ethan Nguyen
Fucking kek
Tyler Adams
>Go, Shadowtax. Show us the minimal rates!
Juan Butler
Colton Martin
>SEC!
>*laughs*
Jonathan Cruz
Elijah Sanders
LOOKS LIKE IN-THE-MONEY OPTIONS ARE BACK IN THE PORTFOLIO, BOYS
Adam Rivera
I can avoid being audited if i wish to, but not paying taxes at all is a rare gift
Julian Reed
Form ranks, you maggots! Lawyers in front, accountants behind!
Robert Wright
His linguistic inspiraton doesn't make his fantasy species jewish, just like the anglo-saxon runes used for khuzdhul has no anglo-saxon implication on the fantasy species.
Daniel Watson
>Bayer! Liquidate Monsanto! Destroy it!
Julian James
The best part is conservacucks and globalists aren’t smart enough to understand the joke at their expense