The Last Kingdom thread

The Last Kingdom thread.

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This show made me quit my longest nofap streak. I've only seen the first two episodes because I hate it for ruining my streak. And guess what? A jew (ben shapiro) recommended it on his show and that's how I found out about it.

I like it.

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well, what did you fap to?

You know what it was.

UHTRED

SON OF

For me, it's Hild.

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I haven't watched it in a while and don't know what you're talking about. Provide thot sauce so I don't have to watch that crappy show again.

Isn't this the show where the dude was starting to earn his place in viking society then he changes his mind and goes back to his bong roots? I seriously thought the writing was full retard.

He doesn't know what he wants, that's the whole point of his character. He doesn't fit in and plays by his own rules like an arseling.

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Why was that manlet so strong?

He's the protagonist though. I'm supposed to empathize with him not think he's a stupid cunt.

He either grows on you or not. The show has far better supporting characters.

Ragnar was an absolute bro, I'm gonna miss him so much

Hild is based.

>all of Uhtred's hot wives/girlfriends keep dying

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He goes back the being a Viking after a while and then back to be a bong then back to be a viking then back to be a bong hes a chad and chad do whatever the fuck he wants to do at the moment completely unconcerned about the future

DESTINY

That's what makes me like him as a protagonist, he's a flawed person that keeps fucking everything up because of getting angry. And he actually kills several people who weren't good people, but didn't deserve to die either. He's not a typical hero.

This is the show that GRRM said was better than GoT, right? Is it really good or was that his way of saying even this shit is better than what they did to my story?

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I miss him lads.

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Don't know if he said that but he seems to like it. He probably admires Bernard Cornwell for the fact that he churns out books quickly.

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Based GRRM. Good taste. Nice get.

That was what I was going by, iirc he tweeted that at the same time as the season seven finale after having not said a single thing about that season of GoT.

*ahem*

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>Alfreds frigid cunt wife is a 10/10 high test thottie in real life

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She's gonna destroy him

thicc

what the fuck.

Let's be honest, that priest was asking for it.

That's what he's like in the books though. He's capricious and gets himself in trouble a lot because he doesn't think far ahead. That's what drives the drama of his character. His qualities are that he is good at fighting and aligns himself with the right people at the right time.
DD is based.
10/10 is pushing it.

Trips of Sharpe.

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Why are most of the best movies and tv shows based on a book series, bros? How does a single author outdo an entire staff of writers in the same amount of time?

Like Uhtred said, I love him and despise him at the same time.

For me, it's Finan.

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IS

>Are ya winnin'. Ute?

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How long 'till Netflix nog it up?

Why does Bernard Cornwell love Irish sidekicks so much.

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Season 1 was on BBC and they had literally Indian background extras in many scenes. Since Netflix took over that stopped.
He's a true Anglo who knows that the Irish should be our companions.

>Season 1 was on BBC and they had literally Indian background extras in many scenes

Where was this? I don't remember that. The series is shot in Hungary so I'd be surprised if they'd get Indian extras there. Probably swarthy Hungarians.

Hungarians, like the Finns, are not white afterall

I can't remember. But there were a few very dark skinned extras towards the end of season 1. Not guys with muddy faces or gypsies.

>10/10 is pushing it.
To each his own

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Did he really do anything wrong?

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He died in such a lame way.

Kek

As someone who enjoyed S1 of Vikings but thought the show started to go downhill in S2 and dropped it even before THAT happened is The Last Kingdom worth picking up?

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I thought the chase through the forest while the battle was raging and Uhtred catching up with him was pretty good.

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She can dominate me anytime

giv sue pls.

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S1 of TLK felt a bit rushed to be and even the following seasons have been kinda fast paced but I think it got a lot better after S1. Though I enjoyed Vikings for a lot longer so my standards are probably lower.

>this terrifies, confuses, and enrages the sk*defag

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i dont even remember how he dies, i think i missed an episode

It was done alright but I mean Uhtred getting his revenge and killing him was too obvious and lame. I liked his little shitkid scheming and without him and Alfed it's gonna be missing some.

If you ain't /team mildrith/ you ain't SHIT

Yes you contrarian faggots. He was a piece of shit in the beginning, started to redeem himself, but then turned into an even bigger piece of shit.

Aethelwolds betrayal and subsequent death is the climax of the series, that this sniveling bastard became the ultimate villain who could destroy Wessex and Uhtred using his cowardice to trick him into into catching Ragnars blood was poetry, sorry you cant into patrician folklore

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How so? I thought it was clever. He thought he was being spared again, and you know that little shit would try the same thing again and again, and Uhtred fooled him into thinking that pouch had silver in it.

>tfw no cornish priestess gf babbling nonsensically in cornese

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The real-life Athelwold makes for interesting reading, and had a legit claim.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Æthelwold_ætheling

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And what of good Beocca?

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>tfw so many fucking characters start with Aethel or something similar
I can't imagine watching this show without subtitle, but even with them it was hard remembering which character they're talking about

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His big ears make him cute. I want him as an uncle that forces his Christian values on me.

Did bastard heathen Danes really file their teeth and rub berry juice on them?

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really it was lame because he was a fun character to watch and muh ragnars blood muh valhalla is neckbeard hail odin boring and you can miss me with that gay shit

>when he turns up in season three
The bastard thinks!

What did user mean by this?

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Isn’t a gash on the isle ol Uhtred hasn’t plowed.

Seriously though, my wife said there will be a season 4 and whuuuf I’m checked out.

fuck hipster shaved head vikangz and fuck danes

>tfw Punished Beocca

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>he's a flawed person that keeps fucking everything up because of getting angry
He's a Mary Sue. Every single action in the show he has took was right, btw. The show even reiterates that.

Season four when?
It's supposed to be 2019 but it's almost september and no release date.

He got it pretty harsh when he was captured and served as a slave.

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he deserves it for going into battle with a club and no helmet or shield

His wife didn't deserve getting burned alive

AAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAEEEEHHHHH

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hungarians have lots of gypos, i know because they started exporting them to my country when we joined the eu.

You're probably right.

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