It's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing. We like to call it the last brap

It's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing. We like to call it the last brap

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now take a moment, and try your best to... envision the fragrance

We actually have charlie xcx in studio and she just finished up her row of wings if you would rather take a fresh one

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Is there a porn parody for Hot Ones? Just a matter of time before Bon Appetit gets one

*btfos everyone else*

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>HOT SAAAAAAUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Yes, I do have a large collection of spicy hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

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>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE A WHITEY WHO HATES HOT SAUCE

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>I can only have opinions about things in reaction to how the mainstream treats them and then they can't be nuanced at all they have to either be totally for or totally against

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Imagine being so autistic that you think every single person who has ever enjoyed hot sauce or spicy food is a cuck because right now it's a fad to make super hot shit that doesn't even taste good

Think for yourselves for once in your life god damn. If you personally legitimately don't like spicy food that's fine but at least describe your opinion like a fucking adult without just using memes

>Think for yourselves for once in your life god damn

*buttchugs meme sauce he saw on his internet wing show*

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Stone Cold no sold all those hot sauces though

why did you quote my post?

I don't get why they don't actually have someone make nice wings for this show instead of getting random wings from shitty restaurants. The show makes enough money

>Ummm.. is that flippin' HOT SAUCE????

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>guest: "oh fuck something is seriously wrong i need you to call am ambulan-"
>"SO TELL US YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING INSTAGRAM STORY"

Why is it so important that you let everyone know you don't like spicy food? Is there some other hole in your personality or life that necessitates acting like a faggot on the internet to fill it?

??????????????????????????

They do make nice wings are you retarded? They make their own and the guests always comment on how good they are. They sometimes make tofu wings for dumb vegan guests.

They showed them making the wings themselves for the Gordon episode. Where did you get they got it from restaurants?

I don't really understand why everyone is always so worried about the guests safety. They're fucking millionaires who know what they're getting into

Plus hot sauce can't kill you unless you choke on it or something, the worst it can do is give you acid reflux which is uncomfortable but not life threatening

I love spicy food, I just hate people who are faggots about it.

Gib pasta about Charlie and the other girl and the producer and the ecstacy

how did we even manage to get to this point in history

>weak stomachs
>easily sunburnt

how did we wh*tes make it?

The important thing is that you fed him some attention.

I have literally never once seen a hot ones thread where people were being faggots about hot sauces. I've never even seen anyone even really talk about the sauces at all. Yet i see autists like you copy pasting the exact same shitpost in the threads every single time.

Weird. Almost like... You're full of shit and just a faggot.

Okay, this is epic

Imagine being this insecure.

>weak stomachs
Figured out how to avoid consuming parasites that require spices to kill internally

>easily sunburnt
Figured out how to construct shelter and clothing

I haven't watched a single video by these guys. I just don't understand the retarded fascination with hot sauce this past decade. It's like some weird tribal validation everyone is activey participating in.

Imagine getting upset at shitposters on Yea Forums.

They buy wings and then mix the sauce onto them. They don't make the wings themselves. The tofu wings they also buy, because you can buy tofu wings you retard

>he collects hot sauces

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It's enduring pain without the lasting physical damage. The coward's test of mettle.

It's the same thing as vaping or CBS or superhero movies. It's shit in itself that isn't really cringe or wrong but it gets so fucking commodifies due to consumerism growing exponentially since the 80s. Every single thing that is "new" or is some new version of an old thing can't just exist as a product it has to have a fucking devoted fandom of mindless consumer drones around it to constantly shill for and defend all of this useless shit. To some extent this has been a part of capitalism always but with the ascent or mass media and globalism eroding national identity it's been supercharged and people now fill the hole which used to be occupied with religion, National pride, community, etc with more and more shit, including the social capital they gain in virtual communities for being an attractive and loyal customer of the "correct" industries and for putting your own spin on an identity archetype which was grown in the lab of a public relations firm somewhere

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they're pushed by some jewish company ofc

and it allows plebbitors to feel masculine for buying a fucking product and eating their basedsteak, it's like women buying a bag to feel feminine.

I haven't watched a video either and don't have an interest in them. Let's start our own thread

They're con artists selling shitty hot sauce made with stolen recipes pandering to retards.

How do they get their guests? It's such a retarded show, yet everybody seems to have been there.

>

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because millions of numales and juggalos give them views

Good critique

I hate this lifeless host. Watch the Burr episode to see how shit he is. How tf did he get all these guests?

I have to admit though, watching Henry Rollins talking his way through the hot wings without even flinching was hilarious.
And I enjoyed Jeff Goldblum making fun of the host and not eating the food.

Seems like the show only ever works when it doesn't work.

>most guests comment on how good of an interviewer sean is and actually looks into stuff
>celebrities who deal with interviews on a constant basis call sean a good host
>some contrarian shitposter on Yea Forums says he sucks
Hmmm

he's boring as fuck dude.

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You do realize that it is part of their job to be nice to people and say good things about them?

Fair enough, as long as you concede that they don't make the wings. Are people trolling me or did they actually not realize they were bought wings?

Halle Berry outperformed the majority of the guests. Kinda sad.

Sounds like you’re talking about Ethan Klein lol

The guests always complain about the shitty wings

My hot sauce is for Chads only.

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He's got a team that comes up with questions. I'm talking more about his chemistry with guests. Compare him with someone like Craig Ferguson to see the difference.

I'M GONNA TALK REALLY REALLY FAST AND LOUD BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW COUGHING UP A LUNG

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Alton Brown not only no-sold the sauces, he proceeded to take them all and call the higher end ones absolute shit while yucking it up.