Why doesn’t Jonah use his last name “Feldstein”?
Why doesn’t Jonah use his last name “Feldstein”?
Jace Taylor
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Hunter Wright
He's a self-hating Jew.
Samuel Ross
>Brazilian Jiu Jitsu... I know Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
>Prove it
Charles White
Why would a stocky fat man ever think shorts is an option unless he's at the beach.
Julian Reyes
Because of faggots like you
Nathan Miller
L00k at the top of his head!
Michael Sullivan
Alexander Cook
Why do celebrities all dress like fucking morons?
Gavin Cook
You think his mom is still on Tinder getting pounded every other night?
Joshua Lewis
Ethan Nelson
why is he crying?
Nicholas Sullivan
The shorts are ok, his legs aren't bad. It's the comically shitty shirts and hats he's wearing.
Evan Jones
french WHORES
Jonathan Harris
Only richfags are delusional enough to go out like this
Carter Smith
explain
Alexander Rodriguez
He got hecklered on French TV by the host. He almost cried on live tv
Gavin Garcia
Beanie braphog.
Camden Long
so fat genetics are real
Anthony Fisher
thingken of ornella
Colton Ramirez
Why is his fashion sense so utterly disgusting?
Nolan Adams
He looks like a onions drinking le gay man on the far right
Elijah Myers
What fashion tips would you give to Jonah?
Jacob Russell
yeah im sure he cares about OPs opinion. be serious
Eli Gomez
>be jonah feldstein
>born into the lap of luxury in west los angeles to a powerful entertainment industry family
>your dad was madonnas personal shekel manager
>attend prestigious private schools with other hollywood illuminati spawn
>decide you want to be a movie star
>have your dad make some phone calls and voila you are now in the latest judd apatow major release as the fat comic relief
>actually decently funny and the movie does very well
>continue to get cast as the fat funny guy and are on track to have a respectable career making millions as a comedian
>but its not enough
>decide you deserve more and ask your dad to make some more phone calls
>now you are starring alongside brad pitt and leonardo dicaprio in more serious projects
>no longer content to be the fat funny guy now you are positioning yourself alongside channing tatum and yachting with brad and leo
>everything is going according to plan
>travel to france
>while doing an interview with some two bit french weather girl slut who knows nothing about the way the world works has the unmitigated gall to make a joke at your expense
>showing tremendous restraint and graciousness you decide not to call the mossad and have her and her family tortured to death in the deserts of yemen
>a mere apology will suffice
>call your dad to make the arrangements
>the frog whore gets on her knees and records herself begging for your forgiveness
>move on with your life
>however the story gets picked up by a gang of lowlife neckbearded neo-nazi white supremacists on an anime forum
>they proceed to meme this event ad naseum for years and years on end ignoring the fact that you have become the tatted up respected auteur of the southern california skateboarding scene jiu-jitsu master fashion icon and amateur photographer
>begin plotting your revenge