ATTENTION KINOPLEX PATRONS ATTENTION KINOPLEX PATRONS. THIS IS A MAJOR ALERT.
THE MID TWENTIES MAN CURRENTLY SITTING IN CHAIR 6G HAS NEVER HAD INTERCOURSE WITH A WOMAN, NOT ONLY THAT, HE HAS NEVER HELD HANDS, KISSED OR EVEN BEEN ON A DATE WITH ONE
THIS WAS YOUR KINOPLEX USHER ROBERT, WE ASK YOU TO PLEASE SILENCE YOUR PHONES AND ENJOY "JOKER"
I WAS SAVING IT FOR YOU ROBERT
C'mon Robert what the fuuuuck I thought we were cool
Get this nigger off the screen and start the movie!
w-what a loser, h-haha
Found the incel sitting in 6G!
why would robert do this redditor?
How the hell did he get inside being single?
How does it feels to hold a girl's hand?
dont shame me robert
im only human just because im not chad doesnt mean you should pick on me
LMAO thank god that's not me
i'm in my late twenties
The no singles policy does not apply to people who purchased their ticket with Panera Bread™ Rewards Points.
I thought they weren't allowed to reveal the designated shooter's chair? Way to ruin the fucking experience Robert
>ENJOY "JOKER"
>clearly watching Kino Runner: 2049
Uh...Robert?
Heeeey my man Robert haha good one bro but seriously we all know I had sex in high school. I had sex with 3 different girls so I’m cool totally cool in here bronwe can just roll the flick and find some other weirdos to laugh at haha!
Robert please just turn the volume down, my falcon will take hours to calm this time.
ROBERT HOW COULD YOU
cmon, man, you and i both know that's not true. You're gonna have to pay the step up virgin charge
You said that last week about the fucking crab legs Robert, and how come I'm the only one that ever has to get the penis inspection from Lane? All she does is laugh
Fucking kek
Are the crab legs in stock yet?
I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl
hey, hey, hey user. Calm down, buddy. Lane inspects my penis all the time. she laughs? hmm thats strange.
Holy shit you're a fucking loser
Some kinoplexes (my local for instance) are replacing them with fried shrimp. Something about crab riots or whatever it was
I like the shrimp better anyways so it's not a problem for me
ROBERT, I FOUND A MANLET OUTSIDE OF THE MANLET PIT!
Looks like someone's going to be doing time in the popcorn mines.
You probably weren't old enough for the Lobster Panic
Is Yea Forums the most niggerloving board on all of 4clams? Sure seems like it.
ROOOOBBBEEERT!!!!
Why is there peepee poopoo all over my kino seats?!?
Robert is not a nigger, he's Kinignog
Simultaneously the most nigger hating and loving board on Yea Forums
THANK YOU FOR WARNING ME ABOUT THE MASS SHOOTER IN THE ROOM MR. BLACK MALE
FUCK YOU ROBERT I'M GUNNA COME BACK AND KILL ALL OF YOU!!!
HOW DO YOU KNOW
HOW DO YOU KNOW?????
HOW DO YOU KNOWHOW DO YOU KNOWHOW DO YOU KNOWHOW DO YOU KNOWHOW DO YOU KNOWHOW DO YOU KNOW
>calling Robert a nigger
yikes
Why was Panera allowed to trademark the word "bread"?
Dude even I kissed a girl and I'm still a virgin. I did that shit when I was 14.
How did you kiss a girl when you were 14
Off to the popcorn mines with you.
Why have women when we can have kino?
Here alone? ...again?
I humbly beg your pardon if I am overstepping my bounds. I don't mean to insult nor do I mean to pry, but don't you get lonely? I see many people walk through these halls day after day but none have so interested me as you do. You avert your gaze to the floor under my attention as if embarrassed or ashamed to inhabit a human body. You stutter and mumble as if this routine transaction is a strenuous ordeal. I see a pain in your countenance sir, you try to hide it under a stoic demeanor, but it is as clear to me as day. What has you in such a state sir? Why does the contentedness that others find so naturally elude you? Who made you like this?
I...I'm sorry if what I said was out of line sir. Enjoy the movie...