Damn I just turned a 28 years old kissless handholdless virgin

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WHOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES

How long were you together?

Only a year, and we weren't in love or anything. I don't know how people even survive breaking off 3, 4, 5+ year relationships with their supposed soulmates. If this is any indication, I'd drop dead where I was standing.

Well i broke up with my gf after 4 years. If you can't survive ending 1 year relationship, then you would kys after this.

Godspeed, user. This makes me never want to date again, fuck me. I hate feelings.

Thanks user. You have to try again. What else are you going to do? You can't just give up.

UH OH STINKY

nope that isnt even sex. shes a cold piece of fuckmeat the hates your every fibre.

I'm turning 23 in a two weeks, should I give myself one more year to turn things around or get a hooker already?

>tfw 27 khv
>tfw so emotionally numbed and disillusioned with everything that I can't even fantasize about having a qt gf with a plump ass anymore
Darkness take me

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>Christly fucking Jesus, you're better off not knowing.
>rich people advices

why don't female posters just hang out with Yea Forums boys and watch movies together

No time for that, Yea Forums females need to dilate a lot.

I lost my virginity 5 months into my 30th birthday to a 20 year old who is now addicted to my "huge dick" (spoiler: I'm under average length).

There's still hope brehs.

It took a lot of lying though.

Because they can hang out with guys who aren't losers instead

I turn 28 a week from today, friend.

I want to believe.

I'm 6"4', I have a 9 inches dick and I'm a fucking 23 years old virgin because tism. How do I make girls know about my dick length, man?

Are you religious? Just fix your life (on your own schedule, no rush), convert to a religion, and find some qt who wants to wait until marriage.

>i dont know how people even survive 3, 4, 5 year relationships with their supposed soulmate
WE USE THE PAIN OF LOSS!

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You stop caring about casual sex. The sexual revolution was among the worst things to ever happen to the western world.

Just saying, I went 27 years without a relationship, had one for a year and lost it, and I much prefer the bliss of ignorance to this pain.

I don't care that much about sex, I care about being such a loser since having a lot of sex is the only way to make people know you worth something these days.

The pain will pass and you'll regret your words.

Damn his back is tingling hard on that gif.

Listen to me, man. I know a lot of guys who wouldn't be considered a "loser" by your standards because they have sex with a lot of women. Let me tell you you, as someone who just finished my BA with no debt and is about to get married. These guys are losers by any other standard available. They're living proof that having sex, alone, is not a magic bullet that turns you into a winner. These guys will be living six guys to a house, smoking weed and getting drunk, and banging tinder whores until they're in their 50's.

Pretty fucking stellar post.

>26
>not handholdless
>not hugless
>not kissless
>still virgin
FUUUUCK I'VE FOUGHT THROUGH HELL FOR THE OTHER PARTS WHY IS THE LAST ONE SO DIFFICULT

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Because you never had to balls to take things to the next level.

>have sex once at 17
>once more at 18
>didn't kiss either of them somehow
>don't have sex again for a literal decade
>have my first kiss at 28, eleven years after losing my virginity

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>TFW just turned 30
>TFW never had a GF, kissed, held hands, fugged
>TFW mom wants grandkids
>TFW I'll never date a girl unless she's basically a living anime girl, my own Nui Harime

FUCK 3D WOMEN

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I just need to get rid of my virginity to drain my cumbrain.

After going through my share of breakups I’ve become numb to the pain. Maybe not numb, but I know for a fact that I’ll get over it in time. It always goes away.

Your mother is selfish.

MOM IS GONNA FREAK OUT

You drain your cumbrain by NOT cumming. I doubled my scholastic productivity when I stopped jacking off. It's the reason I'm graduating early. If you're actually interested in improving your life, then take up nofap instead of banging some whore.

His mother is normal. Societies full of mothers like his win the demographic race, while societies with ethics like yours face population crises.

seething virgin boomers who couldn't pay for sex and waited for a "perfect" woman. If you didn't know, every woman's a whore, ESPECIALLY the quiet one.

lol those guys would still be considered higher on the social ladder than a middle age virgin with a job. If you are a virgin past like 20 let alone 25,30 or worse you are automatically an extremely creepy loser worthy of ridicule unless you have some religious excuse.
meanwhile underachieving potheads that fuck regularly would be looked at as some kind of goofy big lebowski type guys.

I tried nofap four times this summer. Everytime I last 6-8 days before going crazy because of the erotic dreams with no ejaculation, I would've done it for two months without that.

Day 6-8 is specifically the hardest part. Most guides will explicitly inform you of that. Have faith and just see what happens when you get to 14 days. It doesn't stay as difficult as it is during day 7 forever, or nobody would succeed.

>lol those guys would still be considered higher on the social ladder than a middle age virgin with a job
There are two social ladders now. There is the social ladder for people who are in their 20's (either mentally or physically) who live in cities, follow trends, post on social media, etc. Then there's the social ladder of people who get in line, get educated, get married, maybe join the military, and start a family. Both of those social ladders view the others as being losers.

>Recommend me sone movies to celebrate
watch pic related. you're basically exactly like the protagonist, except for going 40 days without sex, you're going 10,220 days without sex. :^)

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I'm on day 2 this time, I'll try to have more faith and hopefully forget my dreams this time.

How do you even get one in Miami fucking Gardens?

Not him btw.