Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Extremely.
"incel" and "have sex" won't work against him. Not only does he not care about these vain carnal desires, they are completely unknown to him. He is invincible.

Actual cleric

I want to know more about this guy’s psychology. Like did he still even experience attraction or wtf?

He's lucky he never became a slave to the femoid

>Mount Athos has banned women from entering for a millenium
Holy based, I want to visit.

well...

>In the 14th century, Serbian Emperor Dušan the Mighty brought his wife, Helena of Bulgaria, to Mount Athos to protect her from the plague, but she did not touch the ground during her entire visit, as she was carried in a hand carriage all the time.[47]

Sounds like my bedroom

Am I right, fellas?

Hell yeah

Hehe you said it brother.

Cheers from New Mexico.

>Not only does he not care about these vain carnal desires, they are completely unknown to him.

I highly doubt that. Unless they chemically castrated him.

Based

Too pure for this world. Bless him
youtube.com/watch?v=oNvUEC323NU

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god i wish that were me

SCORE

>How powerful was he?
He's not really dead, he's just gone into hiding in the Himalayas to work on the Primarch Project.

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>have sex
>... sex?

Surprised no one has said me yet

It's paradise on earth. It's funny how women need fiction to do something like this, but for men it's real.

I havent seen a woman irl for the last 20 years

DING DING DING

imagine the bliss he experienced everyday of his life

he was fucking wealthy

>"incel" and "have sex" won't work against him.
No shit, he was a volcel.

>be Greek Orthodox monk
>worship the Virgin Mary even more than straight Catholics because she spent a weekend vacation on a Greek island once
>refuse to ever behold or contemplate her
Confusing

Must be nice being a forever alone permavirgin

based

he's probably in heaven now, one of the very few

I dropped the whole dating thing after i found out i was asex

Ok for real, how much gay monk sex do you think goes on there? This isn't a have sex incel thing either, I just know what happens in these types of scenarios.

None because being gay is a sin.

on a psychological level, why do normies get so upset when people don't value sex? is it because thats all normies are good for? (or good at?)

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EU feminists are really butthurt about it too

For normalfags and women, sex is basically the only purpose of life.

When you deny that slave imperative, it's the same as saying you don't want to get a job or something to a normalfag. They don't understand. They've been raised their entire life to believe that working for Mr. Goldstein and popping out a few kids is the highest honor anyone could aspire to, and when you tell them that it doesn't interest you, you fracture their worldview.

They're instantly brought back to that time they were 8 on the playground, and the other kids made fun of them because they were playing with the wrong doll.

what would happen if women stormed the monastery and forced an entry?

sneed approved post

the virgin mary would cast them all into the depths of hell obviously

I haven't seen this desu I don't interact with many people outside of chansites

Imagine being so cumbrained you believe that if someone doesn't desire to fuck women all day he necessarily desires to fuck men all day.

Is this the new Area 51 meme? If they try it the monks would destroy them using ancient Christian martial arts techniques.

>dumb nigger compares monastery to the prison he just got out of

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>implying he didn't destroyed the boypussies of the less masculine monks

just like this loser cumbrain right here
just lashing out and getting so offended because the other user expressed a lack of desire for sex. pretty sad if you ask me.

>want to go to confession and reconcile with God
>have fapped to all sorts of depraved shit over the years and dont have the will to tell it to the priest
FUCK

unironically i wish that were me

God isn't real, user. Why are you believing in something that dirt farmers wrote down 2000 years ago?

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God is real fren

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Dubs of truth.

kek

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Yep. I'm right here.

So women were like a myth to this man...
Cool and sad at the same time.

My great uncle died a virgin at age fucking 90.
I felt so sad for him. He was really going senile and falling into dementia by the end and he'd just randomly blurt out things like 'I WANT A FUCK. I WANT A FUCK' then sit still for 50 minutes. it just hurt to see. I remember he used to tell the family stories of his failures with women and it was something of a family in joke for the longest time. for example he told us of the time he paid for a round the world cruise with a woman, and when she leant in to kiss him on the deck by the sunset he panicked and shouted 'ICEBERG IAN' and smashed his belly into her nearly knocking her overboard. we always made fun of him for being a virgin together as a family but he clearly didn't like it.

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Do you have a source for that that isn't bronze age idiots?

>'I WANT A FUCK. I WANT A FUCK'
God damn user.
That is so sad.
And yet AH hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

>He was really going senile and falling into dementia by the end and he'd just randomly blurt out things like 'I WANT A FUCK. I WANT A FUCK' then sit still for 50 minutes.
literally me except I'm 20

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based hes a role model. women aren’t the pinnacle of existence

Holy shit... This is so sad. Can we get 50 likes for based incel granny uncle?

>ICEBERG IAN

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have an upvote

There was a scandal a few years ago with some priests calling each other gay names and talking about how they were going to shove candles up their asses.
But some bad apples are expected, a lot of my friends have visited Mount Athos for a few days at a time and are always talking about how serene and holy it felt while being there, how interesting the monks and their lives are etc.

I find that hard to believe. Who nursed him? He never even saw a female medical worker?

Dubs not withstanding, You have a lot of explaining to do.

Entry for women is forbidden in Mount Athos.
If he never left Mount Athos it's perfectly logical to assume he never met a woman in his life.

People in religious communities wind up fucking crippled when they finally get to touch a member of the opposite sex

For real, catholic seminarys and monasteries are full of gays. They use grindr all the time. I remember there was some survey done and they estimate around 80% are gay, a lot of gay young men see the priesthood as a gay paradise.

>Who nursed him?
His mom died giving birth to him, so he was probably given formula
>female medical worker
He died never seeing a car or plane or movie so it’s safe to assume he lived before it was common for women to be in the workforce

you dont have to detail what the depraved things consisted in, simply saying you masturbated to depraved things is enough.

based post

just because youre degenerate cumbrains addicted to base desires doesnt mean everyone else is

just look at all the seething cumbrains in this thread for example

The priesthood/monk life is a gay thing, it always has been, sorry bro

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*blocks their path*

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>one book by a single french author obsessed with writing about fags
just keep projecting man

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>Another report suggested that from the mid-1980s onwards, Catholic priests in the US were dying from AIDS-related illnesses at a rate four times higher than that of the general population, with most of the cases contracted through gay sex, and the cause often concealed on their death certificates. A follow-up study the next year by the Kansas City Star found the AIDS-related death rate among priests was "more than six times" the rate among the general population in the 14 states studied.

lol

papists aren't christian anyway

a godly storm of volcel magic would turn them into ash

>suggested
>claims
nice weasel words

>"incel" and "have sex" won't work against him.

Posting a picture of a woman would literally ruin his life. Any woman, any state of dress.

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I misread 82 as 32, he just went from based to extremely based

Cringe

not even one painting of virgin mary?

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It’s not that difficult user

>roastie seething that her only form of control is denied
lmao like clockwork

>Serbian emperor

/>He was really going senile and falling into dementia by the end and he'd just randomly blurt out things like 'I WANT A FUCK. I WANT A FUCK' then sit still for 50 minutes.
That'll be me in about 50 years

Nice try JIDF

>hitler was a jewish tranny just trust me bro

>believing fake news

lol @ these triggered christcucks

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720478/Trainee-Catholic-priests-hooking-using-gay-dating-app-Grindr-Ireland-s-seminary.html

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Why is this news? Do women really overvalue themselves this much?

I’m surprised more feminists haven’t tried this

>allegedly
>supposedly
>claims
wow more weasel words what a surprise

>While 'some material has resulted to be true', he added that it was impossible to fairly investigate and carry out due process while those making claims remained anonymous.

I don't know what to tell you, everyone knows catholic priests are gay, it's always been a profession for gay men.

Actually, most normies don't even want children anymore. For them it's basically polygamy, open relationships and hookups. If you didn't have sex with an least 30 different people you're an incel.

>daily fail
What next, the failing New York Times? CNN? How about citing some real news for once.

it is on a giant mountain located on a small island in the middle of a sea feminists would give up when they see the ticket price to fly to greece let alone the effort of actually getting to the monastery

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They don't want kids until they hit 30, you mean.

That only means something for women. Men can sire children at any age remember? In general, none want kids, and if women get the urge they suppress it with booze, drugs and more hookups.

>Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Tilda Swinton.

this fucking lol
in their wildest dreams did the serbs have anything close to an empire

>tfw 30 yo and never been intimate with a woman or even flirted with one
>tfw my friends do "the look" on me when they talk about girls and relationships

lmao

Plenty of men want kids, if only to add some level of meaning to their worthless consumerist lives.

Even if they're suppressing what the act is actually for, they're still doing the act because it makes them feel good because their genes want to promote it. Safe sex is like diet soda, it's the trash idiots drink. It won't make them happy, it'll probably give them cancer, but they can't fix their shitty habits so they switch to a pale substitute.

Tony Shalhoub

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>Mt . Athos

jesus christ this place sounds like a utopia

what year was this

O rly? No female teacher, medical worker, store worker, co-worker, random person on the street, none of them? How does that happen?

i looked it up and its fron 1938 but it seems the monastery still has the no girls allowed rule.

Sounds like some butthurt Jew heard that a archbishop dissed his favorite sex site or is a huge investor in Tinder stock and decided to make up a bunch of rumors.

Never thought I'd see a snapshot of my future.

Never touched, seen or spoken to a woman. The God of Incels.

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just fuck some prostitutes. after that you dont act like women are so special and you can meet them without paying for sex straight up

basically, yes. We have removed all spirituality from our society and replaced it with casual sex. People are supposed to be satisfied with this but actually it's empty as fuck. Normies sub-conciously realize this and are jealous of those who can transcend it.

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>ICEBERG IAN
Holy fuck

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somewhat true. but most incels or people pretending they dont ever want sex just have sour grapes

If this story is true it's even funnier

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I could see this being a Father Ted episode

I've actually been to Mt. Athos twice. Met several monks there... Weird seeing this article here. It's a pretty heavenly place

at least know what the buzzwords you spout mean

Like a meat grinder, Ted? We can use a new one.

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>ywn be a fat happy NEET MGTOW Lynx living in a zoo getting admired for existing by visitors

>god is a 2000 year old concept

He probably jerked off to pictures of Virgin Mary